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Old 02-14-2006, 10:37 AM
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Well, I have a date tonight, but it's also a first date...what to do...

it's also valentines day, of course. I dont know whether i wannna go all out, or just try to hit it and quit it.

the chick is 32 and divorced....so really, thats 2 strikes against her....but she is hot, so maybe I;ll just try to get her drunk and back to her place....
Old 02-14-2006, 10:44 AM
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wow, well, i guess thats one way to do it, cause i'm sure no one has tried that one yet.
Hey, whatever works for ya man. i say just see how it goes.

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damn, moved before i noticed.
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such the romantic
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Howabout trying to get to know her before doing the one-night-stand-thing...?
If she can put together a sentence without the word "like" and "totally"...you may have a keeper.




Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.
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how is her being 32 a strike against her. You are 29. does 3 years make that big of a difference?
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Classy.
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Originally Posted by btsilver
how is her being 32 a strike against her. You are 29. does 3 years make that big of a difference?

Maybe it was the chick comment. :ghey: j/k
Old 02-14-2006, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by btsilver
how is her being 32 a strike against her. You are 29. does 3 years make that big of a difference?
You may have just made his head explode by making him realise he is now old.
Old 02-14-2006, 11:33 AM
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If she's 32 she probably actually has some conversation skills, try treating her with respect and see what happens..?
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
If she's 32 she probably actually has some conversation skills, try treating her with respect and see what happens..?


Great idea
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she's just about at her sexual peak. i'm assuming because of this you can pretty much just whip your dick out and she'll sit on it without question. good luck jackass.
Old 02-14-2006, 01:49 PM
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This guy is pure class.

Maybe you can steal her alimony payment for the month as well
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are you going to drive her around in your pink car?
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are you going to drive her around in your pink car?


So good.
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Id punch her in the neck and make her slob your nob.
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I doubt you would be able to handle the amount of sex a women on her peak is handing out.
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
I doubt you would be able to handle the amount of sex a women on her peak is handing out.
From the post, I'm sure we are going to be assured of any of the following:

1: I'm a stallion, I've never met a woman I couldn't handle.
2: I am hung like a horse, they get worn out and want to stop before I'm done.
3: Women find me irresistable, I'll just find a youger, hotter one.
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lucky, my ass is gonna be playing WoW all day and night.
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
lucky, my ass is gonna be playing WoW all day and night.

its amazing girls aren't pounding down your door














j/k bro, i love WoW and I still get laid occasionally
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I just cant see paying for a game every month. Thats my ONLY hangup on that game.
Old 02-15-2006, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
I just cant see paying for a game every month. Thats my ONLY hangup on that game.
well the price is down to 30 bux, so you get your 1 free month, and then one month for 5 dollars less than when it originally sold for
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need update, get any or what?
Old 02-15-2006, 07:30 AM
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hes still goin at it. astroglide ftw
Old 02-15-2006, 09:15 AM
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haha, sup guys.

halfway through dinner, she lays it on me that she also has 2 kids...girls at 7 and 8! i knew that she was divorced, but good lord....

long story short, I didnt try to get any....i just wasnt that into her....though I know that she is into me and wants to get together again this weekend....
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Great idea
it isn't??

I'm confused I guess
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
well the price is down to 30 bux, so you get your 1 free month, and then one month for 5 dollars less than when it originally sold for
So how much is it a month? I think I may go buy this.
Old 02-15-2006, 11:00 AM
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no, but i did tell her about it.

her: "so tell me about you...."
chris: "you know the import scene? well, i started it"
her: "wow" (panty drop)



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are you going to drive her around in your pink car?
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Originally Posted by yoolykeme
halfway through dinner, she lays it on me that she also has 2 kids...girls at 7 and 8! i knew that she was divorced, but good lord....
So how hard was it to keep a fake smile on your face when she laid that on you?
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Originally Posted by yoolykeme
no, but i did tell her about it.

her: "so tell me about you...."
chris: "you know the import scene? well, i started it"
her: "wow" (panty drop)

:gheywave:
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Originally Posted by yoolykeme
haha, sup guys.

halfway through dinner, she lays it on me that she also has 2 kids...girls at 7 and 8! i knew that she was divorced, but good lord....

long story short, I didnt try to get any....i just wasnt that into her....though I know that she is into me and wants to get together again this weekend....
It must be a Chicago thing...
I met a girl...she was good looking....and we got along good, but then she hits me with it...."I have to be honest with you...I have 2 kids....a boy (4) and a girl (8)"! I feel bad not talking to her anymore....but I don't need that kind of baggage!
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bro, I'm in sales. I got that covered. poker face is no problem....

What's hard to coverup is when your blood pressure drops and all the color leaves your cheeks and it becomes hard to breathe...

luckily, I had just taken a big gulp of my gin and tonic and i was still reeling from the euphoric feeling of the alcohol...

i then pretended that i was in a sales meeting and proceeded to use her kids as a conversational piece....


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So how hard was it to keep a fake smile on your face when she laid that on you?
Old 02-15-2006, 11:22 AM
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totally....even moreso, she's "very good friends" with her ex....arrgh....

i mean, i dont want to discount her b/c of that, but to me, that's uncharted territory...above that, her kids are old enough to have a clue, so I cant imagine what it would be like to step into something like that....



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It must be a Chicago thing...
I met a girl...she was good looking....and we got along good, but then she hits me with it...."I have to be honest with you...I have 2 kids....a boy (4) and a girl (8)"! I feel bad not talking to her anymore....but I don't need that kind of baggage!
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New jobs, new women. How exciting for you!
Just don't get AIDS from any of them.
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Originally Posted by yoolykeme
her kids are old enough to have a clue
but not old enough to bang. Its a lose lose situation.
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haha....I hear ya bro.

so are you going to northwestern or what?


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New jobs, new women. How exciting for you!
Just don't get AIDS from any of them.
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