Crazy: children are an investment. Basically I have to use my money on someone other than me and that's an investment. Have you done any research on how much children cost to raise. You're easily looking at 50-70k annually in a big city or anywhere within a 30 mile radius.
Plus the risk of the investment is too much. God forbid my child come out retarded, or just grows up bad. You can be liable for your child until it's 18. How many of us did fucked up shit that could have evnded very badly for our parents when we were kids.

You know sometimes you are out at the club with your boys and you see a woman and she looks good. She looks good but not in the classical sense. She's got half her ass hanging out under the skirt, titties all mashed together, popping out the top of her turtleneck So you go to talk to her but you've been hanging with your buddies and have got a couple drinks in you so it doesn't come out right. You're like "DAMN!!! Look at them titties". She interupts you and says, "Just because I am dressed this way does not make me a whore.". That's true fellas. Just because she is dressed that way doesn't make her a whore. But you must understand ladies, that is f***ing confusing. That would be like me, Dave Chappelle the comedian, going out in public in a cop uniform. People come up to him and they're like "Help me officer, we need you over here". Then I go "Wait a minute buddy, just because I am dressed this way does not make me a police officer". You see ladies, you may not be a whore, but you sure are wearing a whore's uniform.