well not quite, but damn close..

 

How close?

 

Well?

 

enquiring minds want to know....

 

Did somebody touch your Pee-Pee?

They better have or this thread is a toatal waste of time.

 

I'm confused, ?

 

Did you get to first base?

 

I hate waiting.

 

but ill write more later, i just got back so im going to sleep..

 

So the doctor checked your prostate?

 

Wet dream?

 

 

Farm animals don't count.

 

Damn, she (i hope its a she) touched it and now you need to sleep? Did you make a mess all over her hand?

 

I think you've confused Mizouse with Minch.

 

 

 

It's 10:30AM and you need to go back to sleep? Why start a thread and try to tease everyone with details for the next 5 hours while you go back to dry-humping your mattress?

 

Actually, he started the thread yesterday morning.

 

Were you, or the chick more desparate?

 

I think I'll be locking this blatent attention whore of a thread

 

What kind of faggotry is this? Yay, some girl touched your cocktail weiner! Let's turn it into a three day celebration!

 

He's working on inventing the details as we type.

 

No, killer did that yesterday and I just re-opened it this morning.

All we do is bash poor Mizouse for being a virgin and when he finally gets some action all we do is bash him again.

You can't win on AZ.

But I have to agree with these guys Mizouse, why not just come out with the details ASAP

 

Well if he made a thread and gave us details that would be one thing.

This playing coy, trying to tease us while he builds a papiermache statue of himself covered in his own seed is less than appropriate.

 

Nobody ever wins around here...

 

 

I wonder how much the release cost him?

 

So can someone in SoCal go out to Riverside and wake up Mizouse so we can get the details?

 

Again, Mizouse, not Minch.

 

Probably not much since I've heard that hookers in Riverside are cheap...

 

They charge by the inch?

 

That just means a purse wasn't involved in the transaction...

 

 

Mizouse, Minch, whats the diff. I say we lock this thread again and they can start a new one when he has details.

 

I say we continue to degrade him in this thread so when he wakes from his peaceful slumber, ready to brag about his conquest, he sees our posts and goes back to his self-loathing.

 

FTW...

 

 

Or we could play nice.

 

$10 says it's the first thing he did after the incident....