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Old 11-13-2005, 04:52 PM
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twins....part 2

so as i was saying before,

after tonight, i can tell you for damn sure there is one evil twin and one good twin...more details to follow after i wake up

anyways, heres' the story..

so i've been seeing this chick we will call her T..she has a sister, her name is K for the sake of conversation. they are totally identical.. anyways, when i first started going out with T, she's cool and likes me a lot..anyways, one day i go out with her and at the end of the date, i notice we are talking about something we had already talked about before..now me being the smartass that i am asked her about our last date and something we didn't do there..she's like yah it was so much fun and so on..so at this point i knew it wasn't T and it was K..so i started fucking with her a lil bit and saying shit that i didn't do with her sister..anyways i could tell she was getting pissed off and i told her i'm just kidding, and that i knew it was K..she tried to deny it for a while and then i kept pushing the subject and she finally gave up and said yah its her..

anyways, so after this we go out a few times, once or twice with both of them..

fast forward to halloween..so i took both of them to this big ass party with a bunch of my guy friends (like i knew almost every guy at the party) that night, K got really fucked up and made out with like 5 of my friends, gave my cousin a hicky, grabed my friends package while dancing and making out (we got this one on camera)
before we left, i dunno what happened, but the guy we drove with and her got into it (after she made out with him..) i dunno how that happened though and she ended up kneeing him in the nuts..he was pissed, i was pissed and K was in a rage..so she called her boyfriend to come and pick her up..all the time T was like what the fuck to her sister about her actions since she knew she had a boyfriend..

fast forward to last night:
so we (T and i) are kicking it at my pad and just watching a movie..so we start making out and it starts getting a lil steamy..all this time my phone won't stop ringing..it's K (can you say psycho?) she seriously called me like 50 times last night..so anyways we start getting undressed and we are on the couch watching american wedding..we hadn't done much in the past as she's fresh blood..(yes, please read into that) and tonight she's like how far do you want to go..i was like as far as you feel comfortable with going..so she' like lets go to the bed..so we do..we start making out and yada yada and she basiclly gets naked and takes off my clothes and we start grinding on the bed..all of a sudden my buzzer rings (the appartment door) and it rings like 2000 times..i'm like who the fuck is that..so i go to answer it, it's psycho K and she's bitching at me..at this point it's 6:30 in the morning..anyways i go back and tell T that her sister is outside and she should get dressed and leave..i in the meanwhile do the same so i can go talk to this crazy bitch and tell her not to come to my house and ring my bell at 6 in the morning and stop calling..T says what are you doing and i tell her i'm going down with her..she didn't let me so she left..

fast forward 45 mins and i get like 3 calls from K asking me what i did with her sister..i could hear T in the backround and before i could get anywords out i guess T made her hang up..

Now my question is this..what the fuck should i do? i got this hot chick thats really cool, and her psycho twin who has it in for me..



Cliff Notes:

going out with a twin
they switched on me once
the one i'm not seeing has a boyfriend and acts whorish
evil twin cockblocks hardcore
twin i'm going out with is super protective of her evil twin
<=== ends up alone and pissed at 6 in the morning after evil twin is buzzing at my door (sounds like a rap song or something)
Old 11-13-2005, 05:14 PM
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threesome?

j/k, but not really. she sounds screwy though
Old 11-13-2005, 05:47 PM
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OMG your story is hilarious. I say drop them both, since it sounds like there's going to be lots of

in your future
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hook me up with the psycho one so she'll be too occupied to bother you?
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K is being protective and wants to make sure you don't start having sex with her twin.
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ok but here's the thing..at the halloween party, K tried to get on me too..she was like feeling up on me infront of her sister..she went as far as to try to kiss me infront of her sister..which i backed away from..but of course T doesn't recall that happening..

now i kick myself for not letting it happen..then it would be undenyable..
Old 11-13-2005, 06:43 PM
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as much as i was kind of joking before, seriously, just hook up with her sister. unless you really see a chance for a future with the one you're with, hooking up with twins would be impressive.
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Old 11-13-2005, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by agean
as much as i was kind of joking before, seriously, just hook up with her sister. unless you really see a chance for a future with the one you're with, hooking up with twins would be impressive.
Start fucking around with them both, and then have everything culminate in a steamy threesome involving twins. That is everyone's dream, isn't it?

I talk a lot more evil than I really am. If you really like the good one and you see it going places, then I'd have to say that you should just stick it out and see where it goes. I think it's fairly obvious that the slutty one wants you too, so be careful.

By the way, these girls don't sound a day over 20. Are you screwing around with young girls here?
Old 11-13-2005, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by agean
as much as i was kind of joking before, seriously, just hook up with her sister. unless you really see a chance for a future with the one you're with, hooking up with twins would be impressive.

I am one to take the high ground in most situations, but this seriously is the best advice ive seen in R&P
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Um, didn't anyone else stop reading and go when you got to the part about T sending her sister to go on a date with her instead of herself? IMO, these girls seem kinda....strange? lol
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Originally Posted by TypeSAddict
Um, didn't anyone else stop reading and go when you got to the part about T sending her sister to go on a date with her instead of herself? IMO, these girls seem kinda....strange? lol
I think they are testing him...
Old 11-13-2005, 07:52 PM
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they are 23 as far as age goes..and i do have pics of them..just debating on if i should put em up on the net or not..wouldn't want them to find out :P
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Nobody comes to this crappy site anyways....
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Put one pic up. If T sees it tell her it's K. If K sees it tell her it's T.
Oh, and if clothing will give it away, put up a nude one
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this thread needs fotos
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that and this is probably the most pointless thread i have read in this subsection....
you dont want no drama is what that phycho bitch is screamin at you
Old 11-14-2005, 12:16 AM
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fuck it, i'mma post some pics..next post will be pics for yawl!
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can you guess which is the evil twin? lol


edit #2...
if anyone knows these two..and this shit comes back to me, i'mma hunt ur ass down
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those eyes kind of make them look like children of the corn or something. is it possible that they're both evil?
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They're hot! but

you were being tested. twins do the switch pretty often early on to do the test. I have a set of identical twin cousins and I saw them do this repeatedly in the early years...(20's)

sounds like the evil one went on the fake date with you and decided she wanted you...

good luck
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Originally Posted by sasha
K is being protective and wants to make sure you don't start having sex with her twin.
yes, I agree with you.

Originally Posted by AkuraCLS

can you guess which is the evil twin? lol
I am guess the evil one is on the RIGHT?
Old 11-14-2005, 07:54 AM
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Sounds like the evil one might have figured out she wants you but realizes that realistically it's a no go and she can't have you, so she'll be happy if no one else (i.e. her sister) gets to you either.
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I know them!!! Ooooh, Im telling.....
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3 some.

Here is another set of crazy twin:

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...0300092836.htm
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p.s. they're hot
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Originally Posted by AkuraCLS


can you guess which is the evil twin? lol

edit #2...
if anyone knows these two..and this shit comes back to me, i'mma hunt ur ass down

The one on the right.
Old 11-14-2005, 12:11 PM
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The one on the right.
i'm convinced it's the left. the left one's eyes look more evil


they are pretty girls either way
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They are "Cute"
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enough guessing, which is the evil one??
I vote left
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the evil twin ist he one on the right..

and yes they are hot, but there is so much drama as stated before that i dunno if it's worth going after anylonger..she left me a long im msg and then got pissed at me cuz i didn't reply (i wasn't atk) and i didn't have a away msg up..so i dunno, i haven't talked to her since, but i'm not so sure how i will proceed as it looks like her sister will cockblock till the day i die...
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
They are "Cute"
yea i wouldn't say they were "fine"
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Is it me, or do they look a lot like a grown up Tiffany and Krystal Mataras from Camp Nowhere, Kindergarden Cop, and Single White Female? (sorry, best and only pic I could find)




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