Was the sex phenomenal? Did he have a specific kink that you fulfilled or anything of that nature?

 

Too young. I had to look it up.
The same way we will surely never understand why you have to try on 6 outfits before you can leave, she will never understand the sex crazed mind of a man. Seems like she is only trying to gain perspective, not get advice.

OP, read here: https://acurazine.com/forums/dating-relationships-14/how-often-do-guys-think-about-sex-894832/

 

Never sacrifice these three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity.

well, maybe the heart.
restraining orders arent fun.

 

nailed it.
I'm too young to understand those lyrics.

 

Still no good at Engrish, huh?

 

^dammnit! what did i screw up this time?

 

Oh yeah, this one too.

 

u would know

 

Juice, you've succeeded in making me feel very, very old. Asshole.

 

Oh Stephanie..... I'm soooooooooo sorry! ! :-(

 

You said the last time you guys fooled around was July which is 4 months before he got married. Was he already engaged at that time? If he was, then he probably thinks you don't have a problem sleeping with a taken man and that you won't tell his significant other.

 

the 'understand' was a poor choice, as I was trying to hurry up and leave the office.

shudddup Ian!!
but for real doe, im coming to Austin soon.
you, Steph, and majofo are gonna get terrorized.

 

 

+1

you gave the milk for free as he was getting another cow. who wouldn't want to get free milk?

 

mmmmmmmm free milk

 

I have nipples, chris. Could you milk me?

 

 

 

 

 

That's how I read it. No overlap with his SO.

 

Hmmm... an Asian coming to Austin to terrorize...


Should I have the authorities meet you on 290, 71, or at ABIA?

 

I'm sure he'll be stuck on 35 for hours, just have them look there

 

I am half white....

 

So's Obama

 

 

Just tell them to look for a TL that is going about 15 under and appears to have driven over several curbs. They'll find a short asian male high as a kite behind the wheel, lighting up a bowl and inhaling out of the business end of a fde ar15.

Alternatively, stake out 24 hour fitness parking lots for guys stalking thick calved latinas and doing very slow donuts around light posts.

 

describes my tenure here perfectly.
However, you forgot the crabs.

 

Mmmmmmm kankles

 

 

That is actually what I meant to write.

 

I would have also alerted them to possible entry by lake via paddleboat but the lake is dry

 

Always takin our wimminz!

 

Majofo, I"m still laughing at that. Poor Steph, hopefully she got enough advice, cuz this thread is toast

 

It's not my fault I'm better in bed than you clowns.

 

Don't lump me in with Majofo and Crab boy

 

Well if a vagina is anything like my hand, I wouldn't be so sure of yourself.

 

^I am confused as to how you still don't know whether a vagina is like your hand. Mizouse?

 

Poor Miz