titys, vaginas, and Assholes, Oh My!
06-26-2004, 07:27 PM
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titys, vaginas, and Assholes, Oh My!
The 3 essentials for a good masturbation session as doctor lebowitz would say. Dr. lebowitz was no ordinary man, he was not different because he possessed one hell of a Hebrew national beef frank, but because he knew the secret to make a pussy lactate. You know women have hard tasks in life like getting their nipples chewed on by little ngafaces. Where else would that pure source of shitty ass milk come from? You know with modern medical research done by me and my homeboy shlomo we figured out that if you fuck the titys hard enough they will get swollen like a broken tibula after I take a shit on your ladies chest. now the vagina is great for a nice set of leaking fallopian tubes, that’s why I prefer to fuck the ass whole of a native African American because they have the capabilities to squeeze your cock the same way as taking a crap but without actually taking a crap and it is quite fascinating. Not to mention how it feels oh my god it feels like a warm sack of shit just waiting on your doorstep. ohh ahh I love that feeling a nice Mc.Donald’s apple pie + warm sensation Trojan condoms will insure a good night.
NIGGA PLEASE your pussy tastes like baked lays BBQ!
Yeah you heard me right all you pimp dad’s rolling the CLs representing our Japanese 2incher friends around the world. I was in this club in Orlando the other night damn fine babes from around the world. I unleashed my a little pusstum into the air to set the mood for the evening. I’m getting my grove on dancing with various ladies, grinding from the back of their fat ass booty as I wrap my hands around their chest and give their tities a nice painful squeeze, the hoe moans. ahh my boobies I say shut the fuck up you dumb hoe and suck my penis dry like a blow drier dring your hair. We take it back to the VIP room where my niggas and I usual kick it with our dicks out in the fresh air waiting to get sucked off from various dumb hoes that we dominated. I slap her across the face with my shaft oo damn I love bestiality. Nothing like a 6' nigga pounding the shit out of a virgin Jewish white girl, pussy juices combined with blood shoot out into the air. I fuck the shit out of her till she cries. That my friends are the first sign of success. Then I pull my German Bulgarian penile organ out of her vaginal opening. I slap her across the face again using my cock and leave her with a nice burse across the cheek. Then I pulled the condom off and preceded to cum all over her nostrils, eyeballs, anal sphincters and big ass A cup titys. Put my nice Giovanni leather pants on and my lexani shirt and kicked the shit out of that hoe out of the vip and onto the streets. The moral of the story is what the fuck are dumb hoes thinking these days? Then you got those hot skanks whose pussy looks and tastes like a can or sardines, common now. Anyway sorry for the long post, just had to share about my recent research with the doctor and my night in downtown Orlando.
Holler back my niggas and remember stay in school or else you will not be properly sexual educated and my fuck the asshole instead of the putas causing your girl to scream and possibly bight your dick off. Peace out playboys and my sugar rays be sure to give your wizzle a little bizzle before shiqua rubbs your dizzle. Be safe and healthy yall.
The Punisher.
NIGGA PLEASE your pussy tastes like baked lays BBQ!
Yeah you heard me right all you pimp dad’s rolling the CLs representing our Japanese 2incher friends around the world. I was in this club in Orlando the other night damn fine babes from around the world. I unleashed my a little pusstum into the air to set the mood for the evening. I’m getting my grove on dancing with various ladies, grinding from the back of their fat ass booty as I wrap my hands around their chest and give their tities a nice painful squeeze, the hoe moans. ahh my boobies I say shut the fuck up you dumb hoe and suck my penis dry like a blow drier dring your hair. We take it back to the VIP room where my niggas and I usual kick it with our dicks out in the fresh air waiting to get sucked off from various dumb hoes that we dominated. I slap her across the face with my shaft oo damn I love bestiality. Nothing like a 6' nigga pounding the shit out of a virgin Jewish white girl, pussy juices combined with blood shoot out into the air. I fuck the shit out of her till she cries. That my friends are the first sign of success. Then I pull my German Bulgarian penile organ out of her vaginal opening. I slap her across the face again using my cock and leave her with a nice burse across the cheek. Then I pulled the condom off and preceded to cum all over her nostrils, eyeballs, anal sphincters and big ass A cup titys. Put my nice Giovanni leather pants on and my lexani shirt and kicked the shit out of that hoe out of the vip and onto the streets. The moral of the story is what the fuck are dumb hoes thinking these days? Then you got those hot skanks whose pussy looks and tastes like a can or sardines, common now. Anyway sorry for the long post, just had to share about my recent research with the doctor and my night in downtown Orlando.
Holler back my niggas and remember stay in school or else you will not be properly sexual educated and my fuck the asshole instead of the putas causing your girl to scream and possibly bight your dick off. Peace out playboys and my sugar rays be sure to give your wizzle a little bizzle before shiqua rubbs your dizzle. Be safe and healthy yall.
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06-26-2004, 09:15 PM
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I miss my 03 CL-S :(
Speaking of pussy...
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"
Oh, no: I never found her head.
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"
Oh, no: I never found her head.
06-26-2004, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by einsatz
Speaking of pussy...
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"
Oh, no: I never found her head.
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"
Oh, no: I never found her head.
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06-27-2004, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
I assumed you were a man like the majoritey of the members. Statement retracted 
yeah most people assume that cause im not like..
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06-27-2004, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
yeah most people assume that cause im not like..
3000gtsuperhotflychica
or.. MitsuGRRRRRL.
3000gtsuperhotflychica
or.. MitsuGRRRRRL.
Do you drive a CL or a 3000gt? Your site links to a 3000gt when i was rumaging for pics of you:P Nice to see the ladies actively involved in the board 
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06-27-2004, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
Do you drive a CL or a 3000gt? Your site links to a 3000gt when i was rumaging for pics of you:P Nice to see the ladies actively involved in the board Rep points awarded
3000gt. i was introduced to the board by a girl who drove a CL. i just stuck around cause its a great bunch of people.
i did own a civic before so im slightly related to the acura people
06-27-2004, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
3000gt. i was introduced to the board by a girl who drove a CL. i just stuck around cause its a great bunch of people.
i did own a civic before so im slightly related to the acura people
i did own a civic before so im slightly related to the acura people
BTW, does anyone know what the hell this kid was talking about in the the original post?!?!
06-27-2004, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
I know geisha posted some "revealing pics"
hey hey now..that was only to give Scooter a reason to stay alive
Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
you know what i mean you know I like you 
you know I like you 
06-30-2004, 12:13 PM
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WTF Simply hilarious what i just read
6"? I thought the brothers were all hung well? My white 8 3/4" has got you beat
Simply hilarious what i just read6"? I thought the brothers were all hung well? My white 8 3/4" has got you beat
06-30-2004, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
hey hey now..that was only to give Scooter a reason to stay alive
06-30-2004, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Bulldog01
Well, that was misguided, although it appears to have worked out quite well.
just a joke geeez
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Fixed it for ya geisha!
yeah thats what I meant
06-30-2004, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 03CLsPunisher
The 3 essentials for a good masturbation session as doctor lebowitz would say. Dr. lebowitz was no ordinary man, he was not different because he possessed one hell of a Hebrew national beef frank, but because he knew the secret to make a pussy lactate. You know women have hard tasks in life like getting their nipples chewed on by little ngafaces. Where else would that pure source of shitty ass milk come from? You know with modern medical research done by me and my homeboy shlomo we figured out that if you fuck the titys hard enough they will get swollen like a broken tibula after I take a shit on your ladies chest. now the vagina is great for a nice set of leaking fallopian tubes, that?s why I prefer to fuck the ass whole of a native African American because they have the capabilities to squeeze your cock the same way as taking a crap but without actually taking a crap and it is quite fascinating. Not to mention how it feels oh my god it feels like a warm sack of shit just waiting on your doorstep. ohh ahh I love that feeling a nice Mc.Donald?s apple pie + warm sensation Trojan condoms will insure a good night.
NIGGA PLEASE your pussy tastes like baked lays BBQ!
Yeah you heard me right all you pimp dad?s rolling the CLs representing our Japanese 2incher friends around the world. I was in this club in Orlando the other night damn fine babes from around the world. I unleashed my a little pusstum into the air to set the mood for the evening. I?m getting my grove on dancing with various ladies, grinding from the back of their fat ass booty as I wrap my hands around their chest and give their tities a nice painful squeeze, the hoe moans. ahh my boobies I say shut the fuck up you dumb hoe and suck my penis dry like a blow drier dring your hair. We take it back to the VIP room where my niggas and I usual kick it with our dicks out in the fresh air waiting to get sucked off from various dumb hoes that we dominated. I slap her across the face with my shaft oo damn I love bestiality. Nothing like a 6' nigga pounding the shit out of a virgin Jewish white girl, pussy juices combined with blood shoot out into the air. I fuck the shit out of her till she cries. That my friends are the first sign of success. Then I pull my German Bulgarian penile organ out of her vaginal opening. I slap her across the face again using my cock and leave her with a nice burse across the cheek. Then I pulled the condom off and preceded to cum all over her nostrils, eyeballs, anal sphincters and big ass A cup titys. Put my nice Giovanni leather pants on and my lexani shirt and kicked the shit out of that hoe out of the vip and onto the streets. The moral of the story is what the fuck are dumb hoes thinking these days? Then you got those hot skanks whose pussy looks and tastes like a can or sardines, common now. Anyway sorry for the long post, just had to share about my recent research with the doctor and my night in downtown Orlando.
Holler back my niggas and remember stay in school or else you will not be properly sexual educated and my fuck the asshole instead of the putas causing your girl to scream and possibly bight your dick off. Peace out playboys and my sugar rays be sure to give your wizzle a little bizzle before shiqua rubbs your dizzle. Be safe and healthy yall.
The Punisher.
NIGGA PLEASE your pussy tastes like baked lays BBQ!
Yeah you heard me right all you pimp dad?s rolling the CLs representing our Japanese 2incher friends around the world. I was in this club in Orlando the other night damn fine babes from around the world. I unleashed my a little pusstum into the air to set the mood for the evening. I?m getting my grove on dancing with various ladies, grinding from the back of their fat ass booty as I wrap my hands around their chest and give their tities a nice painful squeeze, the hoe moans. ahh my boobies I say shut the fuck up you dumb hoe and suck my penis dry like a blow drier dring your hair. We take it back to the VIP room where my niggas and I usual kick it with our dicks out in the fresh air waiting to get sucked off from various dumb hoes that we dominated. I slap her across the face with my shaft oo damn I love bestiality. Nothing like a 6' nigga pounding the shit out of a virgin Jewish white girl, pussy juices combined with blood shoot out into the air. I fuck the shit out of her till she cries. That my friends are the first sign of success. Then I pull my German Bulgarian penile organ out of her vaginal opening. I slap her across the face again using my cock and leave her with a nice burse across the cheek. Then I pulled the condom off and preceded to cum all over her nostrils, eyeballs, anal sphincters and big ass A cup titys. Put my nice Giovanni leather pants on and my lexani shirt and kicked the shit out of that hoe out of the vip and onto the streets. The moral of the story is what the fuck are dumb hoes thinking these days? Then you got those hot skanks whose pussy looks and tastes like a can or sardines, common now. Anyway sorry for the long post, just had to share about my recent research with the doctor and my night in downtown Orlando.
Holler back my niggas and remember stay in school or else you will not be properly sexual educated and my fuck the asshole instead of the putas causing your girl to scream and possibly bight your dick off. Peace out playboys and my sugar rays be sure to give your wizzle a little bizzle before shiqua rubbs your dizzle. Be safe and healthy yall.
The Punisher.
06-30-2004, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by dets
hey silvia, whatever happened to katie???
07-02-2004, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ciloh@euqroT
dude you are a retard of epic proportions! all those paragraphs, and not one single idea. your dad should have defintely cu.m in the butt that time!
Thats The Punisher dude,....He has an imazing way with words..Always has...Funny as shit stories - When you read them just detach yourself from reality for a minute and you will be laughing your ass off
07-02-2004, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
shes around i suppose, i wouldnt know, we havent talked in over half a year.. shes doing her own thing now.