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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 10:30 AM
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In this thread, we will share love-making tips

They don't have to be purely sex tips. My girl absolutely loves it when I get some teeth action going on her neck, or kiss her down her spine.

What drives your S.O. wild?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 10:42 AM
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There's this thing I do with the tip of my middle finger when I rub the happy place on a lady makes wonderful things happen rather quickly. Then I introduce the tongue to that spot.

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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 10:42 AM
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Teeth is a good one, a little nibble on the ears. I have found that the sitting position works well, the guy sits and the girl rides, this position will make you last long and gives the girl a good orgasm.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:47 AM
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a counter-clockwise swirl.

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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by phipark
a counter-clockwise twirl.



works every time
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by phipark
a counter-clockwise swirl.
What was the edit? Did you originally say clockwise swirl?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
What was the edit? Did you originally say clockwise swirl?
It was twirl before, then I didn't think that sounded right, so I changed it to swirl. However, Beet was too fast.

Also, do NOT use a knuckle.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by phipark
Also, do NOT use a knuckle.
But you can end it with a pinch.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by phipark
It was twirl before, then I didn't think that sounded right, so I changed it to swirl. However, Beet was too fast.

swirl, twirl, same thing. now a whirl...thats a whole different scenario

You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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Some of my techniques are strictly proprietary so I am not at liberty to divulge them at this time. However, work in the following:

-Saliva + non-stop tongue (use flick/swirl/suck) + active fingers = she'll do anything for you.

-Light hair-pulling and an occassional slap or grope of the ass when she's on top can result in wonderful squeals. Contrary to, um, downloaded instructional videos, you need not scalp/choke the bitch or commit second-degree assault on the lass. Physicality is relative so proceed with caution.

-Change up the speed as well as the depth of penetration. This is a very underrated skill. Deep-and-slow followed up by a series and quick-and-shallow (understand that the front of the Y is populated with a bunch of highly sensitive nerves). Sometimes, the gal wants a jack-hammer, sometimes she wants a jack-rabbit. You can't really go wrong with the SLOW-SLOW-fast-fast-fast-fast-fast-SLOW-SLOW combo.

-Diversify and communicate. Try new angles. Try new techniques. Get off the bed for a change. If one doesn't work, move to the next one. If you're with a honey for an extended period of time, I'm sure you'll find 2-3 "go-to moves" that will always get the eyes rolling and toes curling. In terms of speaking, I'm not a big fan of the dirty-talk but more so of the feedback ("that feels awesome") and the Pepe LePieu ("You are so beautiful ...").

-The Pre-coitus effort is VITAL. You don't need to the lovey-dovey BS of rose petals, or sonnet-singing, or thinly veiled threats ("Don't turn this rape into a murder") but I take my time. Gals' sexual satisfaction operates on enhancing each of the senses. Again, sometimes a gal wants nothing more than spontaneous, frenzied, 5-minute howling monkey sex. But most of the time, they want slow and sweet.

-The Post-coitus effort is VITAL. I know the recoil-worthy aversion to cuddling or pillow talk but a lot of gals crave this. Please refrain from spouting such statements like, "Why don't you shake yer ass on home" or "It's cool how your titty fat jiggles when I'm reaming you from behind." Many women feel that love-making is the "culmination" of a relationship and they can oftentimes feel vulnerable or even flat-out used (imagine getting thrown around the room, bent-out-of-shape, and ending up with half a bottle of man conditioner on your face) ... so if you love her and care about her, put on the game face and hold her, tell her how much you love her, how great she is, and want to be with her, and zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by phipark
a counter-clockwise swirl.

Loved that episode...

Jerry: Hey, David.

David: Oh, hi, Jerry.

Jerry: Hey, what's the story? I hear you're doing my move.

David: What move?

Jerry: What move? *My* move. The one I told you about. You used it on Elaine.

David: You're move? What, are you kidding? I was doing that before I knew
you. All you told me about was the ending.

Jerry: The ending is the whole thing. Without the ending, it's nothing. You had *nothing*.

David: Oh, that ending was *so* obvious. I would have figured it out anyway. I didn't need you to tell me that stupid twist.

Jerry: Swirl.

David: Whatever. I don't even do it.

Jerry: Oh, yeah, I know. You do the *pinch*.

David: Yeah, that's right.

Jerry: You can't come up with your own stuff , so you *steal* other peoples?

You're nothing but a hack.

David: Are you through, 'cuz, uh, I gotta get back to work.

Jerry: Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, you know. If you wanna do it out of town...okay. But not in the city.

David: All right, how about the next time your car breaks down, you take *that* out of town.

Jerry: Fine.

David: Good!
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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Anyone try the alphabet trick?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by TLover
Anyone try the alphabet trick?
On occasion. I have been informed that the simple, slow up and down with a couple circles here and there gets it done. They tell me that it's not so much the direction and shapes made, but in the pressure applied. A flattened-out tongue posture mixed with soft pressure to the spot is a good move.

Where are some members to clue more in? Then again, Cali is on "vacation" for a week. Any of the others? Sasha? Saki? Anyone?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 02:20 PM
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-The Pre-coitus effort is VITAL. You don't need to the lovey-dovey BS of rose petals, or sonnet-singing, or thinly veiled threats ("Don't turn this rape into a murder") but I take my time. Gals' sexual satisfaction operates on enhancing each of the senses. Again, sometimes a gal wants nothing more than spontaneous, frenzied, 5-minute howling monkey sex. But most of the time, they want slow and sweet.
I t hink we s hould expand on this. If you get her warmed up properly she will go absolutely apeshit (in a good way).

Here's some things i focus on.

Building anticipation is key. Basically, keep your hands and lips off of her tits and crotch for as long as you can stand. When you do move in that direction, run your fingers lightly along her waistband. Then go somewhere else - kiss her arm, or her shoulders or something. Go back and forth a bit. When you take her panties off, resist the temptation to jam your face between her legs. Kiss up her thighs, or down her stomach or something. Lightly brush her tasty bits with your lips. If you do it right she'll come to you. The more teasing you do, the more she'll beg for you to bang the shit out of her.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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I use the counter - cock wise swirl....
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 02:59 PM
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I t hink we s hould expand on this. If you get her warmed up properly she will go absolutely apeshit (in a good way).

Here's some things i focus on.

Building anticipation is key. Basically, keep your hands and lips off of her tits and crotch for as long as you can stand. When you do move in that direction, run your fingers lightly along her waistband. Then go somewhere else - kiss her arm, or her shoulders or something. Go back and forth a bit. When you take her panties off, resist the temptation to jam your face between her legs. Kiss up her thighs, or down her stomach or something. Lightly brush her tasty bits with your lips. If you do it right she'll come to you. The more teasing you do, the more she'll beg for you to bang the shit out of her.
When did you give up Moderation?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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When did you give up Moderation?
Of sex?
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 03:04 PM
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Give her what she wants, but not all at once. That's the only tip you ever need.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Of sex?
love making, please...
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 05:17 PM
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i just suck the crap outta the nipples!!!
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 05:20 PM
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Whoa!!! ur a strange one!! LOL!!


i just suck the crap outta the ass!!!
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 05:41 PM
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i don't make love, but 1 knuckle deep in the ass while grinding normally gets her going
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 05:57 PM
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Remember, always practice safe sex. Use safety glasses. Pepper spray and mace really stings the eyes.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
When did you give up Moderation?
Soopa took it away after i called someone an illiterate fuck.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 06:43 PM
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I usually slap my bitch up when I'm banging her.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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As Bernie Mac says about orgasms, "Im a get mines, you better get yours!"
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Soopa took it away after i called someone an illiterate fuck.
on the bright side, now you can say it whenever you want
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 07:06 PM
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LOL!!! i was looking at that and was like "wait a darn second!!.. i dont remember writing ass!!!!"
hahahahahaha!
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 07:18 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 08:49 PM
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I have found that the only thing that works for me is "the method"
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ABreece
Soopa took it away after i called someone an illiterate fuck.

Im sure theres more to it than that, i mean he says stuff far worse than that to all of us.


I have no sex tips but i just know they are happy when my back isnt hairy.
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:04 PM
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Im sure theres more to it than that, i mean he says stuff far worse than that to all of us.
As far as I know that's all it was. There may be other factors, but none that directly relate to me.

I have no sex tips but i just know they are happy when my back isnt hairy.
I am so very sorry, Jen.
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Old Jul 26, 2006 | 12:21 AM
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For a fleeting moment, Jen and I were the only people in the love making thread.

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Old Jul 26, 2006 | 12:30 AM
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And now i'm here. Move over suga, its go time
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Old Jul 26, 2006 | 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
For a fleeting moment, Jen and I were the only people in the love making thread.


See that would bother me if Whiskers said it but when you say it then its HOT.
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Old Jul 26, 2006 | 03:21 AM
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one of my favorite positions... and favorites of most "S.O." of the past...










































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Old Jul 26, 2006 | 05:09 AM
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^ def one of my favorites...lol...I usually start off by laying on my back and letting her do all the work, let her get hers...and then I go straight for the above. I tell her too TOOT her ASS UP....LOL...usually gets me done, oh and the occassional calling her a bad girl and when they cry in agony I ask them are they a big girl and can they take it like one...lol...occassional slap here and there...when doing doggy its a must too grab the hair, yank that neck all the way back...really beat it up
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Old Jul 26, 2006 | 05:15 AM
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I'd have to agree. That's a position that has always gotten rave reviews. Also try to then go from that position to placing her on her side, bringing her knees just a little closer to her chest. You can also vary that (the one where she's on her side) with keeping her as just mentioned, but by being partially kneeling when mounting.

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