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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
i don't know how it works for guys, but i say "nice to meet you" to everyone..
huh

I'm confused :killer:
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
except for #8 of course, we all do those
that smiley kills me everytime
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Old Sep 2, 2004 | 10:32 PM
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If I buy you things just because, pay for dinner, buy you a case of beer, etc, DON'T take advantage of it. I hate that I am now "expected" to buy things. And last weekend, my bf was going to bum money off me so that he could gamble. Umm....NO.
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Old Sep 3, 2004 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
If I buy you things just because, pay for dinner, buy you a case of beer, etc, DON'T take advantage of it. I hate that I am now "expected" to buy things. And last weekend, my bf was going to bum money off me so that he could gamble. Umm....NO.
lmao u could have won u alot of money. i beat if you were going out with the girls and were short on cash he would hit u up right. if he pays you back who cares what its for.
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Old Sep 3, 2004 | 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
huh

I'm confused :killer:
it was a stupid thing to say. everyone says "nice to meet you" when you meet someone. it doesn't mean i want to bang a guy when i say it, so why should it mean a guy wants to bang a girl when he says it to her?

maybe i'm taking it too literally...

but either way...

a lot of stuff on that list is stupid too. get over yourselves...
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Old Sep 3, 2004 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
it was a stupid thing to say. everyone says "nice to meet you" when you meet someone. it doesn't mean i want to bang a guy when i say it, so why should it mean a guy wants to bang a girl when he says it to her?

maybe i'm taking it too literally...

but either way...

a lot of stuff on that list is stupid too. get over yourselves...

I agree, many of the things on the list are kinda stupid, BUT, guys are sexual beings, period. Sex means A GREAT DEAL to men. It isn't everything, but it's a real biggie.

Wanna get to a guys heart? Treat him with respect, do nice things for him, have sex him (his way sometimes), give him head, and be calm about the guy shit we do. We are guys, we do things that annoy women, it's a simple fact of life, women annoy men too.. it just happens. But we can all have a very nice time together if we just accept that were different. enjoy each other in every way we can, and treat each other as if we care....(probabaly hear it from the other guys for that one....)
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Old Sep 3, 2004 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
it was a stupid thing to say. everyone says "nice to meet you" when you meet someone. it doesn't mean i want to bang a guy when i say it, so why should it mean a guy wants to bang a girl when he says it to her?

maybe i'm taking it too literally...

but either way...

a lot of stuff on that list is stupid too. get over yourselves...

You are takling it too literally.

The stuff on the list is just exagerated truth to make people lol, no biggie,.
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Old Sep 3, 2004 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
You are takling it too literally.

The stuff on the list is just exagerated truth to make people lol, no biggie,.
yeah, you'll come across a lot of stereo-typical shit on here, but don't let it bother you. I used to get annoyed by the how to be a perfect wife "article" from the 50s or whatever that I've seen posted 3948394839483x, but then I realized that this is a dominantly male forum with many typical males who would find a sexist thing like that funny. And it is funny its just that it doesn't seem that way sometimes when you're the one on the opposite end. :gheywave:
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Old Sep 3, 2004 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
except for #8 of course, we all do those

yeah baby
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Old Sep 3, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
You are takling it too literally.

The stuff on the list is just exagerated truth to make people lol, no biggie,.
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Old Sep 5, 2004 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
Wanna get to a guys heart? Treat him with respect, do nice things for him, have sex him (his way sometimes), give him head, and be calm about the guy shit we do. We are guys, we do things that annoy women, it's a simple fact of life, women annoy men too.. it just happens. But we can all have a very nice time together if we just accept that were different. enjoy each other in every way we can, and treat each other as if we care....(probabaly hear it from the other guys for that one....)
well put... i actually learn a few things from you guys... lol.
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Old Sep 5, 2004 | 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
I agree, many of the things on the list are kinda stupid, BUT, guys are sexual beings, period. Sex means A GREAT DEAL to men. It isn't everything, but it's a real biggie.

Wanna get to a guys heart? Treat him with respect, do nice things for him, have sex him (his way sometimes), give him head, and be calm about the guy shit we do. We are guys, we do things that annoy women, it's a simple fact of life, women annoy men too.. it just happens. But we can all have a very nice time together if we just accept that were different. enjoy each other in every way we can, and treat each other as if we care....(probabaly hear it from the other guys for that one....)



I'll see if I can make this my personal mantra. Thank you, O Wise One, for your infinite wisdom!
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Old Sep 5, 2004 | 10:27 PM
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I made the list to get a laugh and see what you all (girls and guys) could come up with!!

i'm glad i got that disclaimer!!! ahaaa!! suckerss! =)
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Old Sep 26, 2004 | 04:25 PM
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This topic was on the radio the other day. Some guy called in to add this one:

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie.
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Old Sep 26, 2004 | 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
This topic was on the radio the other day. Some guy called in to add this one:

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie.
so true.
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Old Sep 27, 2004 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
This topic was on the radio the other day. Some guy called in to add this one:

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie.
words to live by.
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Old Sep 27, 2004 | 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
If I buy you things just because, pay for dinner, buy you a case of beer, etc, DON'T take advantage of it. I hate that I am now "expected" to buy things. And last weekend, my bf was going to bum money off me so that he could gamble. Umm....NO.
I feel you. I pay sometimes just to be nice and now it's either I pay or it's dutch unless I am doing something that he knows I don't want to like sitting and staring at him playing black jack for 3 hours.
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Old Sep 27, 2004 | 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
16) Don't ask us what our fantasies are unless you are ready for anal, cum facials, and getting eaten out by another woman while we pound her from the back.

17) Never try to invite yourself out with us and our boys, when we want to hang with our boys the only females we want around us are hot ones that we just met.

18) If we are on the phone with you for longer than 5 minutes, that means we stopped listening to you at the 4:59 mark, don't get mad at us instead just STFU and let us go back to watching Da Ali G Show

19) When you go out and dance with your girlfriends we like it for maybe the first hour (and if your friends are ugly we don't like it at all), after that it's just fucking annoying either dance with a guy or go to a strip club and at least get paid to grind on another chick.

20) If we go way out of our way to do/buy/make something really nice for you, we expect a long sloppy BJ as a thank you.
Bwahahahaha



This thread is seriously funny.
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Old Sep 27, 2004 | 07:29 PM
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@ the genie line!
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 12:47 AM
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Another thing to add: (VERY IMPORTANT!)

Don't "nibble" on it. It just doesn't have the same effect!!
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