Things girls should know . . .
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Things girls should know . . .
There has been a list circulating about things guys should know about girls, so I am starting a list of certain things that all girls SHOULD and be REQUIRED to know that guys know and highly recommend. If i get enough suggestions, i will make a webpage accessible to all and will have the list grow. GIRLS of A-CL.com PLEASE feel free to post things you would like guys to know about girls . . .For example,
1) As soon as we see / meet a new girl, we may say "Hi, nice to meet you!" In reality, we really mean " Hey, you're pretty hot , i'd hit it!"
2) You are NOT extra "cool" or "sexy" when you talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time. Drive, talk later.
3) You're going to the gym to workout, not to try-out for Ms. Teen - USA, so don't come in to Bally's or 24hr Fitness with all your make-up and your newest outfit that you refuse to get sweaty because it's "gross". It's tacky, and very unattractive.
4) Never ask a guy if you think you're fat or pretty, cause we're damn good liars!
4a)And if you REALLY ARE hot, then you don't want to know what we are thinking.
5) Never bring your girlfriends to see if "this guy you just met" is cute. Chances are, he'll like her and you'll be S.O.L.
6) It doesn't matter if you're married or been in a 6 year relationship, when we put on our sunglasses, we ARE checking out other girls. We just do that, so you won't feel bad, deal with it!
7) We aren't rich. We work for our money like everyone else, so stop expecting us to pay every damn time we go out. You want to be "independent women". Start by independently paying for our dinner, once in a while!
8) We know you masturbate.
9) Buy clothes that fit you. X-Small / Small / Medium / Large / X-LARGE. It is NEVER a "one size fits all"
10) It doesn't matter how hot you are, granny panties are very "old fashioned" and an extreme turn off.
11) We never put the seat down because you never leave it up when YOU'RE done!
12) It doesn't take much to get jealous, but remember, you sleeping with my bestfriend will NEVER be as traumatizing as me sleeping with one of yours! Chances are, we'll give eachother "props" as you bitch out your bestfriend.
13) We "bump our systems" so we don't have to hear you bitch and moan about anything and everything.
14) When we ask "How was your day?" We don't expect or want a play-by-play lecture. A simple "great" is more than sufficient.
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That's all i could come up with.
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These are merely opinions and for "fun." In NO WAY does that reflect the thoughts/opinions of Acura-cl.com (unless of course you add to my list!) :P
1) As soon as we see / meet a new girl, we may say "Hi, nice to meet you!" In reality, we really mean " Hey, you're pretty hot , i'd hit it!"
2) You are NOT extra "cool" or "sexy" when you talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time. Drive, talk later.
3) You're going to the gym to workout, not to try-out for Ms. Teen - USA, so don't come in to Bally's or 24hr Fitness with all your make-up and your newest outfit that you refuse to get sweaty because it's "gross". It's tacky, and very unattractive.
4) Never ask a guy if you think you're fat or pretty, cause we're damn good liars!
4a)And if you REALLY ARE hot, then you don't want to know what we are thinking.
5) Never bring your girlfriends to see if "this guy you just met" is cute. Chances are, he'll like her and you'll be S.O.L.
6) It doesn't matter if you're married or been in a 6 year relationship, when we put on our sunglasses, we ARE checking out other girls. We just do that, so you won't feel bad, deal with it!
7) We aren't rich. We work for our money like everyone else, so stop expecting us to pay every damn time we go out. You want to be "independent women". Start by independently paying for our dinner, once in a while!
8) We know you masturbate.
9) Buy clothes that fit you. X-Small / Small / Medium / Large / X-LARGE. It is NEVER a "one size fits all"
10) It doesn't matter how hot you are, granny panties are very "old fashioned" and an extreme turn off.
11) We never put the seat down because you never leave it up when YOU'RE done!
12) It doesn't take much to get jealous, but remember, you sleeping with my bestfriend will NEVER be as traumatizing as me sleeping with one of yours! Chances are, we'll give eachother "props" as you bitch out your bestfriend.
13) We "bump our systems" so we don't have to hear you bitch and moan about anything and everything.
14) When we ask "How was your day?" We don't expect or want a play-by-play lecture. A simple "great" is more than sufficient.
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That's all i could come up with.
*DISCLAIMER*
These are merely opinions and for "fun." In NO WAY does that reflect the thoughts/opinions of Acura-cl.com (unless of course you add to my list!) :P
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I'm a big fan of #7. Nothing I hate more than a golddigger. I love independent women.
7) We aren't rich. We work for our money like everyone else, so stop expecting us to pay every damn time we go out. You want to be "independent women". Start by independently paying for our dinner, once in a while!
7) We aren't rich. We work for our money like everyone else, so stop expecting us to pay every damn time we go out. You want to be "independent women". Start by independently paying for our dinner, once in a while!
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From: st.johns, NL (CANUKISTAN)
Originally Posted by rezurex
haha i caught one of my ex's doing #8.
i was like... YOU DO IT TOO?! we can share everything now!
i was like... YOU DO IT TOO?! we can share everything now!
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From: Chandler, Arizona
Originally Posted by boochieCL
Still waiting to see #8 in action here!
its a wonderful thing to behold
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14) When we ask "How was your day?" We don't expect or want a play-by-play lecture. A simple "great" is more than sufficient.
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joe isnt very good at knowing what to get me and i really dont care what he buys me for the most part.
its little things like i come home and hes attempted to clean the entire house for me because he knows im stressed out.
it doesnt matter that he forgot to do a lot of things, or screwed some of them up. the fact that he knew cleaning the house would mean a lot to me was great
its little things like i come home and hes attempted to clean the entire house for me because he knows im stressed out.
it doesnt matter that he forgot to do a lot of things, or screwed some of them up. the fact that he knew cleaning the house would mean a lot to me was great
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16) Don't ask us what our fantasies are unless you are ready for anal, cum facials, and getting eaten out by another woman while we pound her from the back.
17) Never try to invite yourself out with us and our boys, when we want to hang with our boys the only females we want around us are hot ones that we just met.
18) If we are on the phone with you for longer than 5 minutes, that means we stopped listening to you at the 4:59 mark, don't get mad at us instead just STFU and let us go back to watching Da Ali G Show
19) When you go out and dance with your girlfriends we like it for maybe the first hour (and if your friends are ugly we don't like it at all), after that it's just fucking annoying either dance with a guy or go to a strip club and at least get paid to grind on another chick.
20) If we go way out of our way to do/buy/make something really nice for you, we expect a long sloppy BJ as a thank you.
17) Never try to invite yourself out with us and our boys, when we want to hang with our boys the only females we want around us are hot ones that we just met.
18) If we are on the phone with you for longer than 5 minutes, that means we stopped listening to you at the 4:59 mark, don't get mad at us instead just STFU and let us go back to watching Da Ali G Show
19) When you go out and dance with your girlfriends we like it for maybe the first hour (and if your friends are ugly we don't like it at all), after that it's just fucking annoying either dance with a guy or go to a strip club and at least get paid to grind on another chick.
20) If we go way out of our way to do/buy/make something really nice for you, we expect a long sloppy BJ as a thank you.
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Great list 
to all of them, especially #6 & 14!
Edit: Nice addition to the list Waddy.
#18 & 20 nothing like a chick that just 
about everything under the sun! Just SHUT UP and call one of your girlfriends!
ps I like the new avtar
to all of them, especially #6 & 14!Edit: Nice addition to the list Waddy.
#18 & 20 nothing like a chick that just about everything under the sun! Just SHUT UP and call one of your girlfriends!ps I like the new avtar
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Originally Posted by Waddy
16) Don't ask us what our fantasies are unless you are ready for anal, cum facials, and getting eaten out by another woman while we pound her from the back.
17) Never try to invite yourself out with us and our boys, when we want to hang with our boys the only females we want around us are hot ones that we just met.
18) If we are on the phone with you for longer than 5 minutes, that means we stopped listening to you at the 4:59 mark, don't get mad at us instead just STFU and let us go back to watching Da Ali G Show
19) When you go out and dance with your girlfriends we like it for maybe the first hour (and if your friends are ugly we don't like it at all), after that it's just fucking annoying either dance with a guy or go to a strip club and at least get paid to grind on another chick.
20) If we go way out of our way to do/buy/make something really nice for you, we expect a long sloppy BJ as a thank you.
17) Never try to invite yourself out with us and our boys, when we want to hang with our boys the only females we want around us are hot ones that we just met.
18) If we are on the phone with you for longer than 5 minutes, that means we stopped listening to you at the 4:59 mark, don't get mad at us instead just STFU and let us go back to watching Da Ali G Show
19) When you go out and dance with your girlfriends we like it for maybe the first hour (and if your friends are ugly we don't like it at all), after that it's just fucking annoying either dance with a guy or go to a strip club and at least get paid to grind on another chick.
20) If we go way out of our way to do/buy/make something really nice for you, we expect a long sloppy BJ as a thank you.
WORD man!
I was going to post something about you're #19!!
It's annoying when you girls dance at a club in a circle(maybe just an azn girl thing
)but, fock man, you're at a club to dance with guys. if not, go to a gay club, and you can dance with you girlfriends all night! When you try to dance with them, they give eachother looks like.."omg, ewww, what does he think this is? a club or something"
at this point, im |------| close to pulling out my dick and slappin her silly across her forehead!
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I have a question. Is the way to a man's heart REALLY through his stomach? Alot of times for my ex instead of buying him a present or taking him out I'd just make him a really good dinner or bake him some cookies or a cake and he really loved that....I know this because he'd pound it out real good after dinner 
Is this true for all guys?
Is this true for all guys?
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Originally Posted by Miss iVTEC
I have a question. Is the way to a man's heart REALLY through his stomach? Alot of times for my ex instead of buying him a present or taking him out I'd just make him a really good dinner or bake him some cookies or a cake and he really loved that....I know this because he'd pound it out real good after dinner Is this true for all guys?
Is this true for all guys?
We like food. It's a fact. Makes us good dinner and have a nice ass (you qualify for both apparently, though I haven't tried your cooking 
) then we love you.
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Originally Posted by Miss iVTEC
I have a question. Is the way to a man's heart REALLY through his stomach? Alot of times for my ex instead of buying him a present or taking him out I'd just make him a really good dinner or bake him some cookies or a cake and he really loved that....I know this because he'd pound it out real good after dinner Is this true for all guys?
Is this true for all guys?Either food or something YOU GIRLS would think is REALLY stupid way to get to his "heart". Let me give you a few examples:
1)Beer-related-paraphanalia(sp?)
2)Porn
3)Comptech Header(he might just propose if you popped for that!)
4)Car wash
5)Food(yes, for many it is. . . cause it shows you have housekeeping/motherlike skillz)
6)Watching you masturbate(self-explanatory)
7)Giving him head for no apparent "reason"
8)less talk, more fock (this is the best!)
seems easy enough right?! yet, some girls feel that a dvd of their favorite chick flick is gonna make us "melt" because we get to watch it with you and cuddle(ugh!). . . "psh!" aif we're not focking after, then you're wasting your $, look above for better "ways" to his heart!
if i left anything out, let me know . . .
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The way to my heart is through my cock. Or should I say "around" my cock.
I stayed with my ex 6 months longer than I should have because she gave the best BJ's ever, of course thats because I trained her well. If she had gone for anal I probably would have stayed with her for another year
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BTW she couldn't cook worth a damn, and probably paid for dinner 4 times in 2 years, so you do the math.
I stayed with my ex 6 months longer than I should have because she gave the best BJ's ever, of course thats because I trained her well. If she had gone for anal I probably would have stayed with her for another year
.BTW she couldn't cook worth a damn, and probably paid for dinner 4 times in 2 years, so you do the math.
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Originally Posted by Waddy
The way to my heart is through my cock. Or should I say "around" my cock.
I stayed with my ex 6 months longer than I should have because she gave the best BJ's ever, of course thats because I trained her well. If she had gone for anal I probably would have stayed with her for another year.
BTW she couldn't cook worth a damn, and probably paid for dinner 4 times in 2 years, so you do the math.
I stayed with my ex 6 months longer than I should have because she gave the best BJ's ever, of course thats because I trained her well. If she had gone for anal I probably would have stayed with her for another year
.BTW she couldn't cook worth a damn, and probably paid for dinner 4 times in 2 years, so you do the math.
WHICH of course, leads back to my "list"
OFFER TO PAY once in a while, and by that i don't mean every LEAP YEAR! It's 2004, and contrary to what j.lo says, LOVE DOES COST A THINg...MONEY! Ain't no sugar daddy here.
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Originally Posted by Minch00
There is no problem with cuddling.........it gives you time to sleep if you're 
about it.
about it.But fock, you get all hot and shit cause you just created soo much body heat. . .i WOULD like for my balls to dry off!!
:gheywave:
^^ oh god, that shit is SOOO funny!! it's the flame wave!
