going south of the boarder?

im a n00b, but i cant get in someones pants yet. she did thing thing where she like...ate my ear out and it was really arousing

what else is really arousing + instructions for the idiot, cause i wanna reciprocate

 

Are you talking about going to Mexico or eating pussy?

 

I think he means eating pussy. You know going south of the border. Or going downtown! LoL

 

I like to put my mouth around a girls nose and then blow really hard


I call it the 'inflator'


you could give that a shot.

 

That is the funniest thing I read all day.

 

I don't understand your post if the subject means that you don't want to carpet munch? Guy...chicks love it and it means that she is really more likely to go down on you more often. What else to do? Watch some porn and try some of what you see.

 

i dont think he is saying he doesn't want to

i think he is saying he can't, like its not that kind of relationship yet.


she is licking his ear, he can't just drop down and go straight to eating box

 

You can try sucking and licking her nipples. That feels good. Some nice massaging and caressing her breasts. Kissing her neck works too.

 

 

When you are done with the ta-tas (never ever stop playing with the ta-tas)...then play with the small of her back while your lips are playin' the front. when you are snackin' down (sorry girls) then I find that rubbing the inside of thier legs works well. ADD to the fun. Don't ever EVER joke about being down there.

 

alright got those 3 down, thanks

 

so stupid at 1:57am but yet i cant stop laughing

 

 

unzip your pants with one hand while gently forcing her head with your other hand towards your cock

 

^rofl.... thats quality and so nice too

 

Put your hand under her hair and rub the back of her neck. Look her in the eyes and right before you kiss her, tell her how beautiful she looks and that she has a sexy body. Girls love complaints. Buy some massage lotion and one night massage her feet. Then the next time her back, then another night when she is wear shorts massage her legs. Be sure to use the right amount of lotion. Too little and you could be giving her an indian rub burn, too much and she will be left all greesy. Take your time when giving the massages young grass hopper.

 

Next time you're having dinner and she orders a salad just tell her, "forget the salad, just eat my meat" and whip the shit out! Girls love it!

 

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

r u saying you are still teh virgin?!

get a new girlfriend. yours is a beyatch

 

I think you meant compliments

 

hahahaha

this thread actually became kinda obsolete, check out my new thread