reminds me of the time i sent i love you to the wrong girl via text message...

 

Hahaha...Saying I love you to the wrong person will just have the wrong person loving you back!

Saying "Damn, you might've sucked the skin off my dick last night, but I ate the lips off that puzzayy" won't net you the same reaction!

 

Damn, time to turn in your "player card" LOL

"Playa's F up... I F up all the time!"

 

 

^

 

The DnR forum is always entertaining.

 

 

Dang, this never happened in the 80's when you had to actually talk to a girl in person.

Amazing how bold people are behind the cover of internet and text messages.

 

Oh, BTW, what did you text her? These text threads keep leaving out the best part.

 

serious... just show us already

 

i'm calling

 

Attention Whore.

 

Damn...I can't say that it hasn't happened to be before, because it has

Luckily, it was something that wasn't incriminating...but still. It was ALMOST my ass.

MAYBE she was with the other girl, and when you fucked up, she already know what was going on, hence the LOL text? Now that would be funny...

 

 

 

i don't need attention from people on the internet. i just thought since everyone's always so cool and open about shit like this on the D&R forum i could find people who understand. anyways...

story (i know, excuses excuses) is we're on a "break". some drama happened with her friends in the car and she wanted to be egotistical and look good so she "broke up" with me. (this was about a month ago. so we've been on "break" for a month)at least that's my take on it. she was always pretty sneaky. i always suspected. and i mean i'm fuckin 19. this isn't an engagement or a marriage. how many of you have never fuckin done anything like that? hypocrites. all i can think about is that scene on 40yearold virgin where the black guy is crying and andy asks "why'd you cheat on her?" and he's like "cuz i'm insecure! you can't tell?!?" haha yeah. i knew the consequences and i did it anyways. i fucked up.

 

It was a little more explicit than that...something along the lines of her getting it ready for daddy's rooster...

 

point taken! haha... needless to say young players need to learn this 'text game spitting' lesson the hard way DOUBLE CHECK WHO YOU ARE SENDING THE TEXT TO. lol i make a habit of it now... im sure the OP does as well.

 

Whoa. so she just called me and was acting completely normal. wtf...?

 

Why don't you ask her? We're not psychic...

 

i'm thinkin maybe i should just keep my mouth shut. if she aint gonna talk about it why would i?

 

The young padawan is capable of learning.



As a guy who is in his 40s, I have learned that zipping the lip works great about three-quarters of the time; the rest of the time I say, "Yes, dear, that sounds about right" or "I think you're right."

 

Good idea. If she does bring it up, play it off as a joke.

 

Don't say shit!...But hell to the naw it ain't over dawg...gird thineself for battle most fierce!

 

haha idiot.

 

Yeah. so far she's been pretty normal. i dont know if it's me being paranoid or if she really is acting weird but she keeps saying things that kinda throw me off balance. fuck i hate the suspense. im basically in the dark waiting for her to unleash hell.

 

isnt that how most marriages are

 

Maybe she thought the text was really for her?

You didn't write the other girl's name, right?

 

nope, but again.it was wayyy irrelevant to our convo at the time.

 

so just say u wanted her =P .... make up something. say u're being spontaneous....


ppl are slow sometimes =P good luck

 

Ok, but is it possible that you could play it off as being spontaneous and funny? Abrupt? Like saying something to break the monotony? It certainly sounds like she doesn't have a clue.

Know what I'd do? I'd text her some more of that talk! Do it randomly, when she least expects it. That is way better than taking a hit for cheating!

Note: If she tries to call you on this , then you better have a good poker face. But hey, if your straight face is equal to, or worse than your keystroke...you will fold for sure!

Oh yeah, yeah...get rid of the rest of those texts, to the other girl, and keep the one you sent her. Do not dump the whole message box. Make sure you clean out the sent, inbox, and delete folders of any fucked up messages!

Now...go do it and report back! Fuck you got to lose???

 

 

you can both lick my left nut...

 

Meh. I'm just gonna let it die down. My girl is pretty crazy so I'm paranoid she's just gonna let me forget and then one night while we're sleeping BAM. Lorenna Bobett. gah. shitty mess. live and learn tho i guess. you big cats have probly been up these roads before. this young cub is barely venturing out into the mountains...

 

I've honestly never cheated on a girl because I never saw the reason. I have totally shocked them by dumping them to go hit it with another girl though. Point being, learn from this lesson, tell her to drop the drama and you'll drop the studly act. Being on breaks is You either work things out or check out.

I will say this, been married for almost 7 years, dated 5 before getting married and have known my wife for almost 14 years, I fk up all the time and say stupid shit. That's part of being a guy and she knows it.

 

Good shit man. thanks for the straightforward comment. and about the breaks...i knew from the beginning it was bs but i played along. it'd be easy to blame her for that part but regardless its still a shitty situation. but ehh.

 

You don't know why your girl is acting normal? I thought you were a psych major and so you "know people?"

 

Wow. How original. Did your boyfriend quinto tell you to post that?

 

send her another off the wall dirty ass text so that she thinks you have just been wanting her lately. and when she asks why you sent it say "because you only said LOL, last time i sent it, i want to know how you feel about that"

 

So are you going to stop cheating? Has this been a somewhat of a wakeup call?

Not judging you I could care less, just curious.