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Old 12-01-2004, 01:21 PM
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"Soda can dick" good or bad?

ok, I have only had sex with few people (read 12 in 3 months), but the few that I have had always been torn up a little when we did have sex (except for this slut that was like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway .) anyways, the other day I was told by one of them about someoe they had sex with and she said "well he didn't have a soda can dick like yours" , and I wasn't too sure if she was joking or if it was meant as a bad thing.

I'm appr. 3" thick at the base, and 5" long. Is this bad? or am I just banging tight girls?


*edited to emphasise humor*
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:32 PM
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edit: "hey I have a soda dick and I want to post about it on the internet!"
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T.M.I. this is :ghey:er than any of my posts!

Dude this is a car forum :wtf:
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
Using his pre-cum for lube I covered his cock with it then smeared it round my hole then gently lowered myself down on it. It seemed to get
easier the further in he went. About half way I stopped to get used to
the sensation then told him to start pushing. I pushed back and started
to get a wonderful full feeling in my hole, so warm, so right. He
grabbed my cock and started wanking me as we rode each other. He didn't
last long, it was his first time and I was still a novice myself.
Watching his face as he shot his spunk inside me was something I will
never forget. This pushed me over the edge and I started shooting with
him still inside me. I don't consider myself a heavy cummer but that
time I swear I shot over his head, then on his head and his face, his
mouth was open so he caught some and seemed to enjoy swallowing it
Must be that soda cap dick ya got :gheylaugh:
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@ soda can dick

Most average guys have at least a keg dick
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:40 PM
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you guys are way to uptight. It was meant to be a joke.wait, let me go back and add abunch of smileys so you all get hte point.
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:42 PM
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you guys are way to uptight. It was meant to be a way for me to come clean about being GAY.wait, let me go back and add abunch of smileys so you all get the point.
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Originally Posted by phil2
this is :ghey:er than any of my posts!
Hard to admit, but you have a point Phil....

Just too rigoddamndiculous much info for me...




Where's that attention-whore pic with the girl on the beach sporting a tampon string and a hand-stand...???
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:42 PM
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you mean Carbonated right?
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrib
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
wait, let me go back and add abunch of smileys so you all get hte point.
I thought that you DIDN'T have a POINT & that's what the girl was complaining about...
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
He was now without any warning cuming into my mouth so fast so much
so thick a cum load after load and his moans of pleasure as he was
filling my mouth with his cum drove me to shoot my load in his mouth too
along with him. I was milking the last drop out of his balls cleaning up
every drop of his cum. we got up and wordlessly I followed him back into
the kitchen and we popped a beer he hugged me naked and said You are appr. 3" thick at the base, and 5" long. that is bad and you need to just start banging tight boys mmmmkay"

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this is by far the worst thread I have ever seen.

if I was a mod it would be time
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Originally Posted by chris3240929
Where's that attention-whore pic with the girl on the beach sporting a tampon string and a hand-stand...???
this one?
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actually I am gay. I just like to pretend to be straight.
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
actually I am gay. I just like to pretend to be straight.

very unconvincingly i would say
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
actually I am gay. I just like to pretend to be straight.
No editing required...
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If only we had a smiley that said :nopicsplease:

I've been told my dick is like a baby's arm holding an apple.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I've been told my dick is like a baby's arm holding an apple.

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hmmm :ultraghey:
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
If only we had a smiley that said :nopicsplease:

I've been told my dick is like a baby's arm holding an apple.
White Punks on Dope.
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Originally Posted by phil2
the line "A babys arm holding an Apple" was in a song by a band called the tubes in the late seventies...the name of the album was.."White Punks on Dope"
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What is going on in this thread?
So now we know who the :ghey: are
( ghostmasterCL <---shocker & Phil2 <---Not a shocker ). You two should :ultraghey:
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this thread calls for......


:gheywave:
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Old 12-01-2004, 02:09 PM
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definately quite a shocker
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She's a beauty.
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this thread sux...

no pun intended
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