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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:21 PM
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"Soda can dick" good or bad?

ok, I have only had sex with few people (read 12 in 3 months), but the few that I have had always been torn up a little when we did have sex (except for this slut that was like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway .) anyways, the other day I was told by one of them about someoe they had sex with and she said "well he didn't have a soda can dick like yours" , and I wasn't too sure if she was joking or if it was meant as a bad thing.

I'm appr. 3" thick at the base, and 5" long. Is this bad? or am I just banging tight girls?


*edited to emphasise humor*
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:32 PM
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user has been BANNED due to lack of interest.



edit: "hey I have a soda dick and I want to post about it on the internet!"
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:32 PM
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T.M.I. this is :ghey:er than any of my posts!

Dude this is a car forum :wtf:
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:34 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
Using his pre-cum for lube I covered his cock with it then smeared it round my hole then gently lowered myself down on it. It seemed to get
easier the further in he went. About half way I stopped to get used to
the sensation then told him to start pushing. I pushed back and started
to get a wonderful full feeling in my hole, so warm, so right. He
grabbed my cock and started wanking me as we rode each other. He didn't
last long, it was his first time and I was still a novice myself.
Watching his face as he shot his spunk inside me was something I will
never forget. This pushed me over the edge and I started shooting with
him still inside me. I don't consider myself a heavy cummer but that
time I swear I shot over his head, then on his head and his face, his
mouth was open so he caught some and seemed to enjoy swallowing it
Must be that soda cap dick ya got :gheylaugh:
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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@ soda can dick

Most average guys have at least a keg dick
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:40 PM
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you guys are way to uptight. It was meant to be a joke.wait, let me go back and add abunch of smileys so you all get hte point.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL


you guys are way to uptight. It was meant to be a way for me to come clean about being GAY.wait, let me go back and add abunch of smileys so you all get the point.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by phil2
this is :ghey:er than any of my posts!
Hard to admit, but you have a point Phil....

Just too rigoddamndiculous much info for me...




Where's that attention-whore pic with the girl on the beach sporting a tampon string and a hand-stand...???
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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you mean Carbonated right?
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrib
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Charlie Foxtrot.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:44 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
wait, let me go back and add abunch of smileys so you all get hte point.
I thought that you DIDN'T have a POINT & that's what the girl was complaining about...
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
He was now without any warning cuming into my mouth so fast so much
so thick a cum load after load and his moans of pleasure as he was
filling my mouth with his cum drove me to shoot my load in his mouth too
along with him. I was milking the last drop out of his balls cleaning up
every drop of his cum. we got up and wordlessly I followed him back into
the kitchen and we popped a beer he hugged me naked and said You are appr. 3" thick at the base, and 5" long. that is bad and you need to just start banging tight boys mmmmkay"

Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:44 PM
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this is by far the worst thread I have ever seen.

if I was a mod it would be time
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by chris3240929
Where's that attention-whore pic with the girl on the beach sporting a tampon string and a hand-stand...???
this one?
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:47 PM
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actually I am gay. I just like to pretend to be straight.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:48 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:48 PM
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Jesus! What a bunch of homophobes!
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
actually I am gay. I just like to pretend to be straight.

very unconvincingly i would say
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost_masterCL
actually I am gay. I just like to pretend to be straight.
No editing required...
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:52 PM
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<<<<---------------------------------Oh...and I missed the BIG 6K

for me!
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:52 PM
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If only we had a smiley that said :nopicsplease:

I've been told my dick is like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:53 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I've been told my dick is like a baby's arm holding an apple.

Old Dec 1, 2004 | 01:57 PM
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hmmm :ultraghey:
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
If only we had a smiley that said :nopicsplease:

I've been told my dick is like a baby's arm holding an apple.
White Punks on Dope.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:01 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by phil2
the line "A babys arm holding an Apple" was in a song by a band called the tubes in the late seventies...the name of the album was.."White Punks on Dope"
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:04 PM
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What is going on in this thread?
So now we know who the :ghey: are
( ghostmasterCL <---shocker & Phil2 <---Not a shocker ). You two should :ultraghey:
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:05 PM
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this thread calls for......


:gheywave:
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:09 PM
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definately quite a shocker
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:18 PM
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She's a beauty.
Old Dec 1, 2004 | 02:22 PM
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this thread sux...

no pun intended
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