ok so I'm hanging out with this chick. And she told me that I remind her of sabastin (i think this is th spelling) from cruel itenstions. She said the way I talk, the words, the fact that I dress well, and all those good things. But also because I'm really dirty too when it comes to sex and stuff.

So she calls me this alot which is cool to me, but I was bored at my local bar/hangout and I know some of the waitresses and stuff so ask them if it's a good thing and so on. And one replys "it's kinda like daddy" and I got a chuckle.

But here is the best part the chick I hang with is a bartender, so now I have chick calling me this along with 2 bars worth of bartenders and waitress's.

I thought this would be entertaining for you guys. Side note I am blonde too, but I know I don't really look that much face/body wise as ryan phillpe.

 

You're wonderful. Congratulations.

 

I think this thread is as great as Ryan Phillpe acting.

 

arnt we all dirty during sex

 

I honestly don't understand one word you are saying.

 

Mid-westerners...

 

I needed to read this thread as much as I need a cock in my ass. Thanks

 

He's getting laid or will be soon.

Good deal road runner.

 

Ah, ok.

 

Someone has to say it...




Anyways... just go with it... if it bothers you and you think you want to be with this chick for a long time... then you can talk to her about it... tell her that if she can use your name and what not... If its just something "kinky" you and her have and there isn't really nothing serious... and run...

 

so, how many times did you read this?

 

Wow. You're as famous as Martin Brenner.

 

Cool... I think.

 

 

:bukkake:

 

sorry I always forget that you people don't know me, I just found it funny. I like the fact that she thinks this. The best part is that I have been compared to this before, shes just the first to call me by it.

This thread was posted for pure fun and I hope you got a laugh out of it. Beyond that don't take it seriosly, hell sharing these stories is half the fun.

something that did bother me was when this guy runied my chance with this chick that was waitressing that night.

I was sitting up by the order area and this girl would come up order and we would talk a little, and she would tease her hair. But she kept doing it so I was like ok whatever in my head. so up walks this guy and sits dowmn next to me and was like hey whats up dude, you mind if I sit here I'm bored and wana talk to someone other than these kids over here. so I told him sure, but I'm not big on conversations. So he sits down we talk for a min.

So after a while of sitting there talking back and forth with waitress's and this guy said girl comes up to the bar and orders. she grabs a napkin and writes her name and starts to right her # down and the dude stands up in his bar stoll on the foot bar and yells "o yeah dude lock it down" or something completly stupid like that, she interns knocks over a drink and whips it up with said napkin.

I wanted to kill him. But it's ok she's engaged anyway.

 

o yeah another one is this. Same girl that started the sabstin thing.

got out of work early and was chillin back at here place and I drank almost a fifth of soco. so I passed out and whatever. I wake up the next afternoon butt naked and uncovered. Now she has a roommate that sleeps in the smae room with her. So i call her and ask"did you get me drunk and take advantage of me?", she laughs and says no. But she tells me "sonya woke up and saw you there she told me she thinks you have a nice body." I laughed and asked her if sonya toke advantage of me and she says nooooooooo, I asked her "why the hell not."
she just laughed and told me she layed back down and whatever.

 

Roadrunner, You and I would make good friends. I get compared to Christain Troy from Nip\Tuck.