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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 06:16 AM
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Taking my wife's Civic to Circuit City to have the XM radio fixed + dinner at Olive Garden + Peach Sangria for her + Cock Ring from local adult store that SHE picked out = Many, many orgasms between the two of us! Holy crap, I didn't think anything could feel so good!


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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 09:07 AM
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Getting a new XM radio does feel amazing, doesn't it?
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by RLToni
Getting a new XM radio does feel amazing, doesn't it?
LOL, well it wasn't actually a NEW XM radio, it was just a new XM radio antenna.
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 10:32 AM
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I don't think Olive Garden is that good.
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 10:36 AM
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As long as you don't think of it as italian food, its not so bad. Although I haven't been there since I was 18.

Congrats on the cock ring and stuff. I'm sure your mother is very proud.
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
As long as you don't think of it as italian food, its not so bad. Although I haven't been there since I was 18.

Congrats on the cock ring and stuff. I'm sure your mother is very proud.

LOL. I'm sure she is.
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
As long as you don't think of it as italian food, its not so bad. Although I haven't been there since I was 18.

Congrats on the cock ring and stuff. I'm sure your mother is very proud.

I agree about the olive garden, you really can't consider that to be Italian food, especially if you've had REAL Italian food (i've had the real stuff my whole life).

As far as the cock ring goes, never tried it, but congrats on tryin something new and havin fun.

about the mother comment
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 12:23 PM
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your wife wears a cock ring?

i was always bad at math.
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 12:23 PM
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cock rings make the O feel better? i thought they were just so you don't spirt in 3 seconds or lose a boner quickly
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
cock rings make the O feel better? i thought they were just so you don't spirt in 3 seconds or lose a boner quickly
OK, so I guess I should have specified. I got a vibrating cock rick, with a little attachment for the wife's hoohoo. Basically we both get to enjoy it, and she gets stimulation on her clit. I have a feeling she's going to be waiting for me when I get home
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
OK, so I guess I should have specified. I got a vibrating cock rick, with a little attachment for the wife's hoohoo. Basically we both get to enjoy it, and she gets stimulation on her clit. I have a feeling she's going to be waiting for me when I get home

Unless she figured out how to rig it to something else.
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 10:14 PM
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so uhhh, where did you put the antenna, her ass, our yours?
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 10:29 PM
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I think they traded off.
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Old Aug 11, 2006 | 10:48 PM
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cock ring=

It's better for grinding than it is for pumping. I have one with a vibrator that you can take out of the ring and use. I'm so tempted to just take it out and stick it up this girl's ass. But that's just me, you actually care about your wife. Or do you?
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Old Aug 12, 2006 | 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
OK, so I guess I should have specified. I got a vibrating cock rick, with a little attachment for the wife's hoohoo. Basically we both get to enjoy it, and she gets stimulation on her clit. I have a feeling she's going to be waiting for me when I get home
Ok, that was unexpected. Vid please.
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Old Aug 12, 2006 | 02:30 PM
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I've never used a cack ring. Do they work well?
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Old Aug 12, 2006 | 02:33 PM
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I've never used a cack ring. Do they work well?
Yes, if you point it the right way, you will get the 80's station as clear as a bell....
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Old Aug 13, 2006 | 11:20 AM
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im confused? You have your penis pierced?
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Old Aug 18, 2006 | 01:06 AM
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Cockring > Studded Parachute Ball Stretcher


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Old Aug 18, 2006 | 08:47 AM
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what exactly are those things supposed to do anyway?
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