Should I?
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Should I?
so I met this hot ass 'ESCORT'. At first she made me pay but now she says I don't have to. She's got a really hot ass and I'm starting to like her alot. She says she likes me alot too. She now wants to meet my parents...bad idea? It worked for Richard Gere in Pretty woman right? She was rather expensive so it's not like she's a cheap hooker or something.
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Re: Should I?
Originally posted by zeroday
so I met this hot ass 'ESCORT'. At first she made me pay but now she says I don't have to. She's got a really hot ass and I'm starting to like her alot. She says she likes me alot too. She now wants to meet my parents...bad idea? It worked for Richard Gere in Pretty woman right? She was rather expensive so it's not like she's a cheap hooker or something.
so I met this hot ass 'ESCORT'. At first she made me pay but now she says I don't have to. She's got a really hot ass and I'm starting to like her alot. She says she likes me alot too. She now wants to meet my parents...bad idea? It worked for Richard Gere in Pretty woman right? She was rather expensive so it's not like she's a cheap hooker or something.
whats "rather expensive"
and no on meeting the parental units
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Originally posted by amisconception
I couldn't do it.
Why would you bring a whore to your parents? She wants something serious and you're going to give it to her? She's a whore bro!
I couldn't do it.
Why would you bring a whore to your parents? She wants something serious and you're going to give it to her? She's a whore bro!
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Originally posted by zeroday
ok i'll beat ya to it
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or I could be saying this because I really did buy a hooker and decided it was a bad idea to go public with it based on the reactions here.
ok i'll beat ya to it
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or I could be saying this because I really did buy a hooker and decided it was a bad idea to go public with it based on the reactions here.
Hoe: She'll fuck you in a dumpster if it means you give up $10
Escort: She'll fuck you in a hotel and cost 100 X more
What makes them different? The word escort makes you feel like your less with a hoe and more like your with a professional.
What makes them the same? STD's don't care what you call yourself
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Originally posted by eclipse23
Just leave me to think you were kidding because for $1,500 it's not worth the Aids scare, or the pussy. I don't trust any girl cuz ESCORT simply means a hoe that won't get on her knees in a rain puddle and blow you in an alley. So, for future reference:
Hoe: She'll fuck you in a dumpster if it means you give up $10
Escort: She'll fuck you in a hotel and cost 100 X more
What makes them different? The word escort makes you feel like your less with a hoe and more like your with a professional.
What makes them the same? STD's don't care what you call yourself
Just leave me to think you were kidding because for $1,500 it's not worth the Aids scare, or the pussy. I don't trust any girl cuz ESCORT simply means a hoe that won't get on her knees in a rain puddle and blow you in an alley. So, for future reference:
Hoe: She'll fuck you in a dumpster if it means you give up $10
Escort: She'll fuck you in a hotel and cost 100 X more
What makes them different? The word escort makes you feel like your less with a hoe and more like your with a professional.
What makes them the same? STD's don't care what you call yourself
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Re: Should I?
Originally posted by zeroday
so I met this hot ass 'ESCORT'. At first she made me pay but now she says I don't have to. She's got a really hot ass and I'm starting to like her alot. She says she likes me alot too. She now wants to meet my parents...bad idea? It worked for Richard Gere in Pretty woman right? She was rather expensive so it's not like she's a cheap hooker or something.
so I met this hot ass 'ESCORT'. At first she made me pay but now she says I don't have to. She's got a really hot ass and I'm starting to like her alot. She says she likes me alot too. She now wants to meet my parents...bad idea? It worked for Richard Gere in Pretty woman right? She was rather expensive so it's not like she's a cheap hooker or something.
