Rockyboy's dating thread: WE ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG
10-28-2015, 01:09 PM
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Okay. When you reach near the pick up place, stop a couple of hundred yards before the spot. Call her on cell phone using Bluetooth. Then you can hear her sexy voice on the über cool ELS audio system (otherwise you may miss this part). Then flash your LED lights. She will bath in glory of the gorgeous LED lights. Then you can go pick her up while continuously flashing your high beams. Don't forget to tell her that this is the Elite model of RDX. Deal done. Congratulations.
10-28-2015, 01:13 PM
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I like how he's asking if he should par for her or not... 16 much?
10-28-2015, 05:30 PM
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So I met a girl (she's a 8.5/10 with a nice laid back personality) a few weeks ago and we've been texting back and forth almost every day. Set up 3 dates with her and this weekend is the first.
I'm taking her to this cool place that is set up like it's the 1950's or 1960's, complete with snacks and games. Afterwards we are going to an upscale restaurant.
Some things I'm doing to prepare:
-I'm gonna set up my USB stick with good music
-Gonna wear nice clothes
-Where possible, I will tell her to wait while I get the car. That way, when I drive up she will see the gorgeous headlights! (otherwise she may not see them in their full glory)
-I'm gonna drive the 2016 RDX in sport mode. It uses more gas but girls find power exciting
-Question, and this is the part I need help with: Should I go dutch on the first date or pay for all or some of it? Money is not an issue, but not sure how she would respond to the financial action I take.
Any thoughts greatly appreciated.
Thanks!
I'm taking her to this cool place that is set up like it's the 1950's or 1960's, complete with snacks and games. Afterwards we are going to an upscale restaurant.
Some things I'm doing to prepare:
-I'm gonna set up my USB stick with good music
-Gonna wear nice clothes
-Where possible, I will tell her to wait while I get the car. That way, when I drive up she will see the gorgeous headlights! (otherwise she may not see them in their full glory)
-I'm gonna drive the 2016 RDX in sport mode. It uses more gas but girls find power exciting
-Question, and this is the part I need help with: Should I go dutch on the first date or pay for all or some of it? Money is not an issue, but not sure how she would respond to the financial action I take.
Any thoughts greatly appreciated.
Thanks!
10-28-2015, 06:14 PM
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10-28-2015, 06:48 PM
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What the hell is this kid going to do next year when the 2017 MDXs come out and he is driving around in his mom's year old car?
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10-28-2015, 10:12 PM
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10-29-2015, 07:16 AM
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I've decided to pay for her dinner. Undecided yet about the games... I might let her pay for the games. If I pay for everything, she might expect that all the time 
My advise is to just play it cool. Pick her up, keep things quiet on the way to the foodatorium. Have a nice dinnermeal with her, bonut points if it's a dimly lit place with cloth tableclothes. Be sure to order a bottle of vino (that's winejuice) but don't tell her what it is- just be assertive, dames love that.
Maybe get a second bottle if it's really nice, like $20/litre good vino.
When the time comes and the cochon brings the cheque to the table, he'll probably hand it to you. When he does, set it on the table (here's why you want a place with cloth tableclothes) and slowly push it over to her. Don't say anything immediately and if she starts to say something, cut her off and start describing the luxury features of the RDX Elite (Canadian version).
When she stops, you stop. When she starts again, you start again. It should only take a few iterations before she gets the idea and pulls out her purse to pay.
Bonus, this will allow you to see her purse and pocketbook and determine if it is they are luxury or inferior poors items. And then she'll be so enamored with your descriptions of the RDX Elite (Canadian version) she won't be able to wait to get back in it. That's when you excuse yourself and quickly go to get the vehicle.
Good luck!
Maybe get a second bottle if it's really nice, like $20/litre good vino.
When the time comes and the cochon brings the cheque to the table, he'll probably hand it to you. When he does, set it on the table (here's why you want a place with cloth tableclothes) and slowly push it over to her. Don't say anything immediately and if she starts to say something, cut her off and start describing the luxury features of the RDX Elite (Canadian version).
When she stops, you stop. When she starts again, you start again. It should only take a few iterations before she gets the idea and pulls out her purse to pay.
Bonus, this will allow you to see her purse and pocketbook and determine if it is they are luxury or inferior poors items. And then she'll be so enamored with your descriptions of the RDX Elite (Canadian version) she won't be able to wait to get back in it. That's when you excuse yourself and quickly go to get the vehicle.
Good luck!
10-29-2015, 07:51 AM
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10-29-2015, 08:21 AM
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10-29-2015, 09:38 AM
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That's like the express train to the friend zone.
Which is why I was recommending asserting dominance by making her pay.
Make her pay at dinner... And then make her pay later! Ya' know!
10-29-2015, 09:43 AM
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10-29-2015, 11:08 AM
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So if I may summarize...
= It's my Mom's. She lets me drive it from time to time.
= it's really my sister
= Chuck E. Cheese
= home where Mom can whip up some Kraft Mac n cheese
Everyone clear now?
I drive a 2016 RDX Elite
so I met a girl
taking her to this cool place that is set up like it's the 1950's or 1960's, complete with snacks and games.
Afterwards we are going to an upscale restaurant.
Everyone clear now?
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10-29-2015, 01:32 PM
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But really, mental illness isn't funny.
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10-29-2015, 01:59 PM
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10-29-2015, 02:28 PM
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10-29-2015, 02:38 PM
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but will the girls still want me if I'm mentally unstable BUT still drive a 2016 RDX Elite?
10-29-2015, 02:59 PM
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10-29-2015, 05:13 PM
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So DocBooty and Water-s had a son?
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10-30-2015, 04:13 PM
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can help with that. 
10-30-2015, 04:53 PM
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10-31-2015, 08:32 AM
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So my date is this evening. Just assembled some high definition music so we can listen to the awesome ELS sound system at the highest quality. I'm gonna wash the car and maybe spray wax it quickly in the afternoon when the weather is warmer.
Gonna think about some interesting conversation topics ahead of time. Gonna work out so muscles pop out. Gearing up with the expensive lamb skin leather jacket even though I should be wearing a winter coat just because it looks better. Also gonna use my unique looking half-running shoe half-dress shoe rockports. For shirt gonna wear RW&Co and for pants, Haggar with a designer belt.
No one really gave good advice on the money factor for this date. It's clear that I know more about this than most of y'all so let me teach you guys: I've decided to pay for dinner and let her pay her own portion of the games. So I will be footing 3/4th of the total bill. Teaching her that it's not gonna be that easy to access all my resources.
Peace out.
Gonna think about some interesting conversation topics ahead of time. Gonna work out so muscles pop out. Gearing up with the expensive lamb skin leather jacket even though I should be wearing a winter coat just because it looks better. Also gonna use my unique looking half-running shoe half-dress shoe rockports. For shirt gonna wear RW&Co and for pants, Haggar with a designer belt.
No one really gave good advice on the money factor for this date. It's clear that I know more about this than most of y'all so let me teach you guys: I've decided to pay for dinner and let her pay her own portion of the games. So I will be footing 3/4th of the total bill. Teaching her that it's not gonna be that easy to access all my resources.
Peace out.
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10-31-2015, 08:39 AM
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10-31-2015, 08:48 AM
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Sweet jeebus. A first "date" on Halloween?!?!
Yeah, peace out.
Yeah, peace out.
10-31-2015, 08:55 AM
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Oh gawdammit! I just realized... It's Gill Hicks from Mallrats:
Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
I'd give you a slow clap but I'm afraid my hands won't make much sound with only the middle fingers extended.
Buncha bullshit is what.
Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
I'd give you a slow clap but I'm afraid my hands won't make much sound with only the middle fingers extended.
Buncha bullshit is what.
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10-31-2015, 08:56 AM
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Got hit on by 4 or 5 girls at party last night. One asked for my number
So went to a party. To help some of you out there--clothing matters a lot. I wore a plad shirt with haggar pants, and an expensive white hoodie that accentuates your muscles.
Got hit on by a few girls. One asked for my phone number after talking to me for 30 minutes. One girl implied to another that I was wealthy. They were all below 8/10 though (I go for minimum 8/10). I would say 5 to 6.5/10. I just got a girlfriend recently (8.5/10) but goes to show the power of clothing and muscles, for the 6/10's of this world have the same desire as the 9/10's. Girls are girls, they're all the same essentially.
One dude at the party was really jealous because a girl or two that he likes hit on me. The dude should realize I don't go for 6's.
The thing is, I parked far away and they didn't even see my car. Imagine if they saw the 2016 Ac? They'd be even more aggressive than they were!
Got hit on by a few girls. One asked for my phone number after talking to me for 30 minutes. One girl implied to another that I was wealthy. They were all below 8/10 though (I go for minimum 8/10). I would say 5 to 6.5/10. I just got a girlfriend recently (8.5/10) but goes to show the power of clothing and muscles, for the 6/10's of this world have the same desire as the 9/10's. Girls are girls, they're all the same essentially.
One dude at the party was really jealous because a girl or two that he likes hit on me. The dude should realize I don't go for 6's.
The thing is, I parked far away and they didn't even see my car. Imagine if they saw the 2016 Ac? They'd be even more aggressive than they were!
10-31-2015, 11:06 AM
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Wasn't popular with the girls in high school, you're absolutely right. I focused on studying. Didn't have a lot of money and didn't lift weights either.
Now it's completely different. Got more cheddar (thanks to the studying) and lift weights. That's why I know exactly how girls behave when it comes to muscles and money. HUGE difference. Hope my experience can help others out there.
Now it's completely different. Got more cheddar (thanks to the studying) and lift weights. That's why I know exactly how girls behave when it comes to muscles and money. HUGE difference. Hope my experience can help others out there.
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You haven't even been on a date with this girl, and she's your "girlfriend" 
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