I don't have any really good ones. The best was when my GF and I were arguing on the phone and I said I had to go to bed. So she decides to drive 2 1/2 hours to my house, bang on my door at 4 in the morning so we can continue fighting. I was so fuckin' mad. I HATE being awaken up in the middle of the night.

 

Damn dude, I hope you broke up with her. That's nuts

 

I have some good ones, but whenever I think about them I get scared and pee myself.

 

Well, now that you mention it, I do have a funny pyscho gf story......

About 6 months ago was at work when we had new forensics interns coming in. And low and behold one of the girls was an old hook up i had while i was in graduate school. So now we were working together everyday and the sexual tension was mounting. We had talked on a the phone and gone out for drinks and stuff but nothing ever happened, because i was involved. Anyways one night after drinking and sexin, i was sleeping at the gf's place. I get woken up to a punch in the face, followed by a punch in the balls. Apparent at 4AM the intern decided to drunk dial me, and start talking dirty, saying she wanted to relive some old memories..... Since i sleep like the dead, i didnt hear it. But the girlfriend did, and then everything went bad. She starts screaming at me how could i do this to her, when i didnt do anything. She repeatedly kept punching me as i am running around her apartment trying to find the rest of my clothes. She leaves the room and goes into the kitchen, i am hoping at this point that she is just having a glass of water and is gonna be rational. Nope. She comes out beer bottle in hand, swinging away like i am a T-ball stand. At this point the gloves came off. No more not hitting girsl shit. So i grab the bottle from her (not before getting a lice lump on the noggin) and we end up wrestling. I eventually tired her out (thank god). She is now crying and i am running for the door.
She still calls me all the time and wants to "talk things through" and now she just "shows up" wherever i am. Using the same old "i didnt know you were gonna be here" Bish, you know where i go everynight i am not working" then she starts crying, and cockblocking everytime i start talking to a new girl. I think i might just have to kill her.....

 

 

^^^

I knew people on here would have some good stories.

 

Went out with a girl who would go nuts everytime we had anykind of fight (most of which she started because she was the major jealous type). Where to start?
1. She once sat half way hanging out a window three stories up while making cuts in her calf with a pair of scissors.
2. She attacked me on numerous occasions (tearing several shirts and giving me many scatches on my arms) requiring me to wrestle her to the ground and sit on her until she would calm down.
3. She would carve lines in her wrist with her car keys.
4. She once carved/scratched "F*ck" on her thighs with her car keys.
5. Repeatedly threatened to kill herself.
Her parents finally made her go to a doctor, came to find out that she was bi-polar and/or had some sort of chemical imbalance, but she refused any kind of treatment for it.

Boy was I happy to get out of that one without any ill-will on her part.

 

Damn, how long did you stay with that one?

 

Probably not long, he's only 3 yrs old.

 

 

hahhaahaaa that had me laughing for some reason

 

Sounds like you were lucky to get out of that one ALIVE

 

 

Holy shit, speaking of psycho girls...I won't even get started on my ex-girlfriend because I'd get started and be here all day. She did some messed up shit but she's pretty much gone now. I've been seeing this new girl and my ex knows who she is and she was like..."That girl is crazier than I am." And of course, I'm like...that's not possible. Well, from the start the new girl would always make it a point to say "I'm not crazy, but sometimes I react in a certain way to certain things because of how boyfriends have treated me in the past." I thought this was kind of strange, but of course I was blind and rationalized it so I was like...whatever. Well, to make a long story short, everything between me and the new girl was going great. Right before we are about to kiss for the first time she puts her hands on my chest and stops me and she's like "I can't do this to you," and I'm like "Can't do what to me?" and she's like "I'm crazy! I'm crazy! I'm crazy!" and she's got her head in her hands and she's shaking. At this point I'm like WTF. She goes on to tell me about how she stalked her ex and shit and of course I'm like "That's not crazy, I know lots of people who would do stuff like you did." Dumbass, considerate me. Now I'm kind of stuck with this girl for the time being and she's getting worse and worse every day. Oh shit, I hope she doesn't end up reading this. If so, these will probably be the last words I ever type.

 

Run, run as fast as you can, and dont look back!

 

think with your penis and pay the consequences.



my exgf followed me in her car and called me crazy/crying screaming "WHO IS THAT IN YOUR CAR?!" yada yada yada

 

Dang...you guys have dealt with some crazy people...

 

you all attract some weirdos..

 

i hope you got some early morning out of it

 

sounds like youre lucky to get out with your "thing" intact.

 

cmon, use you head! NEVER EVER tell your bish about your membership on this site !!!!!

 

Not a great story, but this was my experience with a psycho ex.

Went out with this girl for about 9 months in HS. We’ll call her “Amy” as that is her real name. Amy decided in about the 10th month in our relationship to go bat shit crazy on me. I generally don’t deal well with individuals like this so I just turned it off, completely ignoring her for about a week. Amy was completely nuts. She had no respect for anyone and did as she pleased all the time at the expense of others. Amy soon became what one may call a “Psycho Hose Beast”. She decided that my sleeping habits should be interrupted to with phone calls in the early am. All crying and shit, she explained that she was upset over what was happening with us. Fact of the matter was she was banging some tard in a local band. The slut even told me all about it one night but wanted to still be with me.

Bad move.

Basically I told Amy to drop dead and never call or over come to my house again.

Fast Forward 2 months later…..Amy shows up at my front door with 2 of her burly guy friends demanding I give back her CDs and some other misc love crap she gave me. I told her I burned this shit months ago and to please tell your posse to leave. That’s when things got real wacked. She proceeded to call me an inconsiderate asshole and a prick for treating her the way I did. Amy then grabbed the collar of my T-shirt and ripped it clear down to waist in one tug.

Yes.. I know, this sounds really hot, but it was quite uncomfortable. I then noticed that one of her boys was walking back up to the porch and demanding that they should leave. I said, “Somebody is making the right decision here” now Get the fuck off the property. Amy then said, "Don't talk to him like that!" I said, "to bad, your boyfriends need to leave now" The guy made some loser comment which I forget and then grabbed Amy as she tried her hardest to kick me in the most private of areas.

I sat there on the porch in clear shock with my limp T-shirt collar as they walked off to the car. I was truly left with a lot bitterness towards girls for a long time after that one.

 

^ were you dating nicole bass, or was your tshirt just flimsy?!

 

I had a stalker who thought she was my GF. She cried every time I told the troll that I wasnt interested. She tried to slit her wrist with plastic knife. She told me I was in love with her, but couldnt "let my feelings take charge". She told everyone she knew I was dating her. She was a freak. Probably still is, but I moved hours away from her so I dont have to put up with her.

 

I was with her for just under two years, first year was fine then BAM, pyscho. It took quite a while to get out without making her mental state worse but I did it!

It's a good thing too I found out about a year later she had gotten knocked up by a ex-con, guy had been in jail for shooting someone. I'm so glad things ended "nicely" . . .

BTW this was in Hawaii.

 

Actually I was really surprised how easily my PPGF ripped mine. I was like , it came off like an Earl Campbell jersey.

 

haha, nope

she was about 5-5 and weighed all of 110 pounds. She got lucky I guess when she grabbed my shirt. I still laugh when I think about now.

 

Only psycho event was when I tried to break up with her by asking out her room-mate. She threw a cherry pie (whole pie) at the wall. I walked out. I came back a week later, and the pie was still, the cherries and pasty all dried, dripped, and stuck to the wall.

 

Here's a good one. Me and one of my ex's(1) were going through some things at the moment. So one day I decide I had had enough. So, while I'm visiting friends at my college's campus, I stop off to see my other ex-girl(2)(nothing happened). While ex(2) is in the car, ex(1) calls. Like a stupid idiot, I answer and tell her I stopped to visit my other ex(2). So, ex(1) tells me to call her when I get back home. Meanwhile, she's calling me every 10 mins on my way home.

So, I finally get back home, get into shorts to go to sleep. My cell phone rings and it's ex(1) saying she's outside my house and for me to come out. First of all, she lived like 10 mins away(driving), she didn't have a license or a car. So, I go outside and we start arguing. So, she asks me to get her pictures from my house. I go back inside and get the pictures...come back out and find my car(not the CL) had been keyed from the back right side, around to the hood, and down the left side. My heart nearly jumped out my body.

A brotha was shakin like a biotch. I didn't see her do it, but she was walking awayto her girlfriend's car saying "do what you gotta do, I don't care!" So, I'm trying to catch up to her while dialing the police...still shakin mind you. The police finally get there. They say since i didn't see her key my car, I couldn't press any charges. So, the next day(I woke up shakin), I get a restraining order against her.

She pissed in her pants when she saw the restraining order because she thought she would get fired or something. I admit it was a scare tactic, but fuck, my car was keyed the fuck up!!! Needless to say, I dropped the restraining order and we still tried to work things out after that, but it didn't last, even though she took me on a dinnerboat for my birthday.