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Old 01-29-2004, 10:15 AM
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Proposition for sex

Ok, so I've never paid for sex and I never will but my friend Melissa just made me an interesting offer. She found a dress on Ebay from the 1800's that she really wants (she's into wierd shit like that). Right now it is at $350 with almost 5 days left.

She told me that if I bought it for her, she would cook me a nice dinner and have sex with me for every $100 that I end up paying. She has a b/f but they are not exclusive, but they are talking about moving in together so this may be my only chance.

We're pretty good friends and we go to lunch together all the time. I know she is attracted to me and of course I want her too...

hmmm....

Maybe I will tell her if she lets me take pics, I will go for it

Here are a couple of her... pre Ashburnerified



Old 01-29-2004, 10:20 AM
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she looks psycho
Old 01-29-2004, 10:21 AM
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i say go for it if you can do her while shes wearing the dress
Old 01-29-2004, 10:23 AM
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Originally posted by mantis23
she looks psycho
Hey, who said I'm gonna marry the bitch?

Those are some of her modeling pics... normally, she just looks fucking hot
Old 01-29-2004, 10:38 AM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
Hey, who said I'm gonna marry the bitch?

Those are some of her modeling pics... normally, she just looks fucking hot
lol damn ur life is just unreal. I dunno sometimes if u telling the truth. I just can't believe it, but it really entertaining and gives me hope. hahaha I say do it, i probably would. lol u can get some freaky shit going on. Like PIITB
Old 01-29-2004, 10:53 AM
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Originally posted by fusionnv
lol damn ur life is just unreal. I dunno sometimes if u telling the truth. I just can't believe it, but it really entertaining and gives me hope. hahaha I say do it, i probably would. lol u can get some freaky shit going on. Like PIITB
In the immortal words of Rod Stewart, "Some guys have all the luck."
Old 01-29-2004, 10:59 AM
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Originally posted by TypeSAddict
In the immortal words of Rod Stewart, "Some guys have all the luck."
Oh and please post pics. Maybe we can get a collection plate to help u out. hahaha
Old 01-29-2004, 11:02 AM
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tell her to double the offer...dinner and sex for every 50 bucks....then go for it.

makes a hilarious story either way.
Old 01-29-2004, 11:03 AM
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Originally posted by fusionnv
lol damn ur life is just unreal. I dunno sometimes if u telling the truth. I just can't believe it, but it really entertaining and gives me hope. hahaha I say do it, i probably would. lol u can get some freaky shit going on. Like PIITB
Like I said before, I have no reason to lie... I closed my Instant Messaging window or I would post our conversation. I'll strike it up again with her after lunch.

I IM'ed her earlier and said, "I just bid 10K... I hope you are in shape"

Old 01-29-2004, 11:04 AM
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Buy her the fucking dress!
Old 01-29-2004, 11:07 AM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
Like I said before, I have no reason to lie... I closed my Instant Messaging window or I would post our conversation. I'll strike it up again with her after lunch.

I IM'ed her earlier and said, "I just bid 10K... I hope you are in shape"

I believe u but at the same time It just unbelievable how easy some of these girls can be.
Old 01-29-2004, 11:16 AM
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I wonder if I can find some girls that will buy me stuff, and in turn I would have sex with them?
Old 01-29-2004, 11:23 AM
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Originally posted by mantis23
she looks psycho
i totally agree she looks like the chick from that movie love stinks



Old 01-29-2004, 11:30 AM
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From your other posts it doesn't sound like you're too hard up. I say don't do it.

Don't get started in this sex-for-something barter system. You're not someone that needs to buy sex.

IMHO, if she's stupid enough to make you to offer, she'll have sex with you anyway for much less, or even nothing. She already has it in her mind that she wants to you. She's ready and willing. Don't buy her crap.
Old 01-29-2004, 12:16 PM
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IF you do it, hold the dress until last 'payment' is made or you may find yourself trying to collect the balance.
Old 01-29-2004, 12:18 PM
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Originally posted by Slimey
From your other posts it doesn't sound like you're too hard up. I say don't do it.

Don't get started in this sex-for-something barter system. You're not someone that needs to buy sex.

IMHO, if she's stupid enough to make you to offer, she'll have sex with you anyway for much less, or even nothing. She already has it in her mind that she wants to you. She's ready and willing. Don't buy her crap.
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If you dontmind spending the cash, we can bump up the auction for ya
Old 01-29-2004, 01:19 PM
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ahole!!! share the wealth!!! share the wealth!!!!! mang im in houston hook it up... ill take some sloppy seconds haha..
Old 01-29-2004, 01:47 PM
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Ash...are you trying to make us all jealous...damn...props to da playa though...
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take the pics.. and then later get your money back by threatening to send the pictures to her bf.

that way you get the sex and dinner, and your money back.
Old 01-29-2004, 03:09 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
take the pics.. and then later get your money back by threatening to send the pictures to her bf.

that way you get the sex and dinner, and your money back.

and they call guys players
Old 01-29-2004, 03:12 PM
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I say you negotiate...lunch and 50 bucks a fuck!

seriously I agree with slimey. More importantly it sounds like she is just making an excuse to fuck you....sounds like you are already in there! Buy here a bottle of wine, have her make dinner, and then do the nasty!
Old 01-29-2004, 03:15 PM
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by phil2
and they call guys players
oh yourself.

No shes cheating on her boyfriend and whoring herself out so she can have a material possesion.

I think she deserves everything thats coming to her.

And what i said wasnt being a player.. its called being evil.
Old 01-29-2004, 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
oh yourself.

No shes cheating on her boyfriend and whoring herself out so she can have a material possesion.

I think she deserves everything thats coming to her.

And what i said wasnt being a player.. its called being evil.

Old 01-29-2004, 07:17 PM
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If she wants to fuck for a dress, Ash should tap that ass. She's just a ho anyway so what difference does it make?
Old 01-29-2004, 08:10 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
oh yourself.

No shes cheating on her boyfriend and whoring herself out so she can have a material possesion.

I think she deserves everything thats coming to her.

And what i said wasnt being a player.. its called being evil.
isn't that what most girls do anywayS?

-- you have to take them to a nice dinner, buy them a gift and then you have sex with her,--
yes, she's a whore, but she's a blunt/truthful whore
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but still a whore...ya think I'm a tad bitter ATM?
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bro, dont pay for sex, even if its only a dress.
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That's not paying for sex, it's more like favor for favor. I've had plenty of expensive dinners before sex, and this is like the same shit.
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If she's done this to you, she's done it to someone else. How many pairs of shoes has she whored herself out for? You sure you wanna touch that?
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If he doesn't tap that ass now, it'll only get more difficult once she's living with that other ignorant moron.
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knock it down like a discount
Old 01-31-2004, 10:51 PM
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Originally posted by Slimey
IMHO, if she's stupid enough to make you to offer, she'll have sex with you anyway for much less, or even nothing. She already has it in her mind that she wants to you. She's ready and willing. Don't buy her crap.
x 100

I was thinking the exact same thing. Plus she seems to want to degrade men by making such an offer. Hold your ground and she'll do you & respect you when she does.
Old 02-01-2004, 12:07 AM
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wtf? a dress from the 1800s?

wtf wtf wtf?
Old 02-01-2004, 12:21 AM
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Originally posted by Miss iVTEC
If she's done this to you, she's done it to someone else. How many pairs of shoes has she whored herself out for? You sure you wanna touch that?
Yea seriously....she might have have herpes or some other STD by now
Old 02-01-2004, 12:24 AM
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believe me when I say this: You pay for it in one way or another!!!
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I say you go to the local thrift shop and buy an old ass dress and tell her its from the 1800's! Then tell her to keep the dress and her skanky ass!!!
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Alright man, you buy the dress and I fuck the monkey shit out of her. Everyone is happy.





On the other hand.... If you have the cash and you want to fuck this chick then go for it unless you have enough game to fuck her without buying it. Just like Junior said "you pay for it one way or another."
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