Ok, so I've never paid for sex and I never will but my friend Melissa just made me an interesting offer. She found a dress on Ebay from the 1800's that she really wants (she's into wierd shit like that). Right now it is at $350 with almost 5 days left.

She told me that if I bought it for her, she would cook me a nice dinner and have sex with me for every $100 that I end up paying. She has a b/f but they are not exclusive, but they are talking about moving in together so this may be my only chance.

We're pretty good friends and we go to lunch together all the time. I know she is attracted to me and of course I want her too...

hmmm....

Maybe I will tell her if she lets me take pics, I will go for it

Here are a couple of her... pre Ashburnerified

 

she looks psycho

 

i say go for it if you can do her while shes wearing the dress

 

Hey, who said I'm gonna marry the bitch?

Those are some of her modeling pics... normally, she just looks fucking hot

 

lol damn ur life is just unreal. I dunno sometimes if u telling the truth. I just can't believe it, but it really entertaining and gives me hope. hahaha I say do it, i probably would. lol u can get some freaky shit going on. Like PIITB

 

In the immortal words of Rod Stewart, "Some guys have all the luck."

 

Oh and please post pics. Maybe we can get a collection plate to help u out. hahaha

 

tell her to double the offer...dinner and sex for every 50 bucks....then go for it.

makes a hilarious story either way.

 

Like I said before, I have no reason to lie... I closed my Instant Messaging window or I would post our conversation. I'll strike it up again with her after lunch.

I IM'ed her earlier and said, "I just bid 10K... I hope you are in shape"

 

Buy her the fucking dress!

 

I believe u but at the same time It just unbelievable how easy some of these girls can be.

 

I wonder if I can find some girls that will buy me stuff, and in turn I would have sex with them?

 

i totally agree she looks like the chick from that movie love stinks

 

From your other posts it doesn't sound like you're too hard up. I say don't do it.

Don't get started in this sex-for-something barter system. You're not someone that needs to buy sex.

IMHO, if she's stupid enough to make you to offer, she'll have sex with you anyway for much less, or even nothing. She already has it in her mind that she wants to you. She's ready and willing. Don't buy her crap.

 

IF you do it, hold the dress until last 'payment' is made or you may find yourself trying to collect the balance.

 

 

If you dontmind spending the cash, we can bump up the auction for ya

 

ahole!!! share the wealth!!! share the wealth!!!!! mang im in houston hook it up... ill take some sloppy seconds haha..

 

Ash...are you trying to make us all jealous...damn...props to da playa though...

 

take the pics.. and then later get your money back by threatening to send the pictures to her bf.

that way you get the sex and dinner, and your money back.

 

and they call guys players

 

I say you negotiate...lunch and 50 bucks a fuck!

seriously I agree with slimey. More importantly it sounds like she is just making an excuse to fuck you....sounds like you are already in there! Buy here a bottle of wine, have her make dinner, and then do the nasty!

 

 

oh yourself.

No shes cheating on her boyfriend and whoring herself out so she can have a material possesion.

I think she deserves everything thats coming to her.

And what i said wasnt being a player.. its called being evil.

 

 

If she wants to fuck for a dress, Ash should tap that ass. She's just a ho anyway so what difference does it make?

 

isn't that what most girls do anywayS?

-- you have to take them to a nice dinner, buy them a gift and then you have sex with her,--
yes, she's a whore, but she's a blunt/truthful whore

 

but still a whore...ya think I'm a tad bitter ATM?

 

bro, dont pay for sex, even if its only a dress.

 

That's not paying for sex, it's more like favor for favor. I've had plenty of expensive dinners before sex, and this is like the same shit.

 

If she's done this to you, she's done it to someone else. How many pairs of shoes has she whored herself out for? You sure you wanna touch that?

 

If he doesn't tap that ass now, it'll only get more difficult once she's living with that other ignorant moron.

 

knock it down like a discount

 

x 100

I was thinking the exact same thing. Plus she seems to want to degrade men by making such an offer. Hold your ground and she'll do you & respect you when she does.

 

wtf? a dress from the 1800s?

wtf wtf wtf?

 

Yea seriously....she might have have herpes or some other STD by now

 

believe me when I say this: You pay for it in one way or another!!!

 

I say you go to the local thrift shop and buy an old ass dress and tell her its from the 1800's! Then tell her to keep the dress and her skanky ass!!!

 

Alright man, you buy the dress and I fuck the monkey shit out of her. Everyone is happy.





On the other hand.... If you have the cash and you want to fuck this chick then go for it unless you have enough game to fuck her without buying it. Just like Junior said "you pay for it one way or another."

 

I'm a homo