I'd definately not get involved with this. I'd just tell your friend to man up and confess it all to his current gf.


OR....


tell the current gf about it and steal her away

 

Maybe you can talk him into telling her... you live close enough to him

I like the OR idea... she is cute

 

Abort

 

ok...I'll tell her and steal her away

 

She is too young for you

 

 

 

Help out your buddy and "accidently" kick her down a flight of stairs...

Im soo kidding its not even funny.

 

you should dive in face first.

 

Push all three of them down the stairs. Pregger chick first.

 

 

wrong in many, many ways. But if no ones sees you......

 

I vote for the stair method

 

Everyone pretty much covered everything. It's best to stay out, but this is one of those damned if you do, damned if you don't cases. The only way to keep your hands clean is to play dumb and front that you're COMPLETELY oblivious to the entire situation.

That said, if you're not confident in your lying-by-omission skills, you might want to pick who you think you're tighter with and side with them.

LOL at the guy saying "he doesn't wanna lose everything he has with the new girl" and they've been dating for a few months at most

 

x 234320984

 

When a guy resort to white lies, I have visions of whacking him with a huge frying pan

 

Not saying I endorse the theory, but if that's what he wants to do, it'll just make it worse for himself if he gets caught than if he just picks a side from the get go.

I would tell the current gf and then try to pick her up if it was me

 

300 miles away - picking her up would be slightly a waste of time. LD relationships don't work very well.... at least not in my experience.

 

Oh didn't see she was LD

 

What do you mean? They want you to be a godparent or something of their child that will probably get aborted?

Do yourself a favor, and just straight up stay the fuck out of this situation. Nothing but bad here.

But good luck to them I guess.

 

Then if that's the case, gf needs to split from that drama immediately and bolt the hell out of there.

If you're going to do anything to assist this situation, do your best to get her the fuck out.

 

classic Springer episode.


Stay out of it.

 

question. How old are these people involved? Just curious b/c it sounds like some youngin drama.


and you're gonna get shit for it regardless. You already got involved when you heard the word 'pregnant'. Good luck on that

 

tell her and then get with her.

 

godparent?! eek!!!!

BTW, nice avatar, TfS.

 

This really needs to be on jerry springer. Somebody called the current gf and told her that she might be pregnant with the bfs kid and so on. Current gf called me to ask me about it (crying of course). I couldn't lie to her so I admitted that they fooled around. BF called to bitch me out. He said that it would ahve been better if I had gone behind his back and told her instead of admitting to it. Is there a difference there? If the other person called her and told her or if I were, she would still know and he would be in the same stupid situation.

Now he is telling her that the exgf came over and asked for a hug and before he knew it they were fucking. all lies.

The exgf (pregnant one) told me that he called her two days ago to come over for more sex - AFTER he found out about her being pregnant. What is he, an idiot? I mean I guess it would be ok because she cant get pregnant a second time - but wtf?

So, jerry springer it is!

 

Jerry, Jerry!

 

Oh man...what would really be phucked up is if he got both women pregnant...

 

Oh shit. That didn't even cross my mind. She won't be fucking him anymore.

 

Well, an addict at least.

 

Yeah, he told the current gf that he is addicted to sex.


So, last night she had taken roughly 6000mg of advil - and handt eaten in roughly 36 hours. That was pretty stupid. At the end of everythign the exgf will have the abortion and the current gf took him back.

 

dont hate the player, hate the game

 

keep your hands clean and let them work it out

if you assist you will fuck up your relationship with atleast 1 of the three.

 

Tell her I'll perform it real cheap.

For the cost of a plane ticket and $100 bucks cash...I'll drop by and stuff a hand grenade up her baby shoot.