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Old 01-30-2012 | 09:39 PM
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Bro, wear your pimp Acurazine shirt you worse last weekend. It sealed the deal with this poor soul.

What was his name again??? Mohammad Odeh.. something like that.

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Old 01-30-2012 | 10:35 PM
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dude, you even got the angle of acurazine.com right.
you're amazing.
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Old 01-30-2012 | 10:39 PM
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Damn autocorrect.. *whore (sp?)
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ohh..

*wore
Old 01-30-2012 | 10:47 PM
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Where's the beef?
Old 01-30-2012 | 10:52 PM
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Where's the pork?
fixed.
Old 01-30-2012 | 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
fixed.
Where's the latina wimmen?
Old 01-30-2012 | 11:40 PM
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Justn sent me n00dz.. unfortunately they were pics of mr. crabs.
Old 01-30-2012 | 11:42 PM
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Seriously bro, Azine shirt = 3some.
Old 01-31-2012 | 04:23 AM
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Reminds me of my ex in HS awhile back. righty (old HS pic that i had on my fb :o)



She is so grown up now. Wish I could have that ass back.
Old 01-31-2012 | 06:28 AM
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All Mexican girls want to get pregnant? lol...

Justin, well played...aloof is key as long as you're not bordering on disinterested. Unless all you're after is a 3some or bangin both of them, I'd pick one sooner than later and stick with that one. And go do something date like like dinner and a movie. Being real always trumps having game. Also, stick with your original instinct, you were really after girl B. Girl A became path of least resistance and made out with you...Girl B sounds like the one you want.

J.

Oh yeah, and since you guys have emphasized the Mexican thing so much, can't help but think of this...
http://pinupprose.files.wordpress.co...loca_movie.jpg
Old 01-31-2012 | 07:38 AM
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ahhhh the sharpies!
Thanks J, for the real advice.

you dont know how bad I want to call up Girl A just to get it on.
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Old 01-31-2012 | 09:07 AM
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Does she have a ugly name?
Old 01-31-2012 | 09:08 AM
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Kristen and Celina.
Celina is Girl B.

Thelma doesnt do it for me. she's pretty but i'm not attracted to her.
Old 01-31-2012 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TheChamp531
Reminds me of my ex in HS awhile back. righty (old HS pic that i had on my fb :o)



She is so grown up now. Wish I could have that ass back.

You don't have to wish...


This thread is going to turn into the Post your Ex-GF thread...
Old 01-31-2012 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
All Mexican girls want to get pregnant? lol...
Not necessarily want.... They just happen to get preggers more so than other ethnicities. Something like 52% of all latinas under the age of 18 will get pregnant IIRC. Higher in the Mexican-American populations.

Check out the stats, it's kuh-ray-zie.
Old 01-31-2012 | 10:50 AM
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It is true. Latina girls are freaks.
Old 01-31-2012 | 10:54 AM
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damnit, I'm a born again virgin and just want some play.
Girl A, Y U TEASE?
Girl B, Y U FALL ASLEEP?
Old 01-31-2012 | 11:11 AM
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Making out can be a sign of interest or just something you do for fun. If girl A is interested, sounds like the better deal if you feel the same. I woud have never fallen asleep around a girl I was in to, so curious why girl B did...
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Old 01-31-2012 | 12:04 PM
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Old 01-31-2012 | 12:06 PM
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nah.. who am I kidding
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:07 PM
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Old 01-31-2012 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
Making out can be a sign of interest or just something you do for fun. If girl A is interested, sounds like the better deal if you feel the same. I woud have never fallen asleep around a girl I was in to, so curious why girl B did...
He's more than likely lying.

Why didnt Justn try calling his brother?
Or ring the doorbell a million times?
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:12 PM
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Chauncey, your admiration for me creeps the hell outta me.
yes, i'm lying.
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:13 PM
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Send him a picture of Mr. Crabs already. Maybe you two can picture swap.
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:14 PM
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I'm not sure if Chauncey is ready for the salad tossings.
its best if we ease into it.
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:17 PM
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Bring some Attar, I'm sure he'll like it.
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Old 01-31-2012 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by BaucE
He's more than likely lying.

Why didnt Justn try calling his brother?
Or ring the doorbell a million times?
Why are you so vested in what Justin does? You want a bromance with him?
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I'm not sure if Chauncey is ready for the salad tossings.
its best if we ease into it.
He seems like the type....
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:48 PM
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^ Thats it I'm PM'ing everyone why you think your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo patriotic.
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:49 PM
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is it because, you're unpatriotic?
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:49 PM
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You love me too huh? I get it, you like half asian guys
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:49 PM
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We all know.. Hapa once raised the American flag with his Johnson while shooting fireworks out of his ass in Iraq. We've all seen the video.
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:49 PM
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no because if you read it you would cry laughing.
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:50 PM
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Justin and I get you excited huh BaucE.......
Old 01-31-2012 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Hapa DC5
You love me too huh? I get it, you like half asian guys
hahaha no wonder why he took a liking to me.


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