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Old 01-31-2012, 03:39 PM
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Seeing someone casually versus dating is different...correct?
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Old 01-31-2012, 03:40 PM
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yes. I'll be seeing these two casually.
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Old 01-31-2012, 03:42 PM
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No. I don't believe the intent of Justin was to create some slapstick thread. It took some of you donkeys here to turn it that way.

Anyhow, you guys have had your fun. Back on topic or we go with mini-vacations.



And I'm considered a nice mod.
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Old 01-31-2012, 03:43 PM
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I missed the show. Bleh
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Old 01-31-2012, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
yes. I'll be seeing these two casually.
Right and even if you do fool around with both, I still think it will end up poorly in the long run.

If you have no interest in Girl A as your intentions are clearly for Girl B, I would suggest you simply let Girl A know that.
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Old 01-31-2012, 03:49 PM
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How are you alive?

Reminds me of this.. you know you're going get some, and it's going to be good.. but you'll get so much, you'll die.

Snu Snu?!!?!!





Also, pics or it didn't happen, otherwise you're a lame-o lying bro.
When I get home I'll pull up her FB and not pics from '99 so peeps don't get all butt hurt
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Old 01-31-2012, 03:59 PM
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Right and even if you do fool around with both, I still think it will end up poorly in the long run.

If you have no interest in Girl A as your intentions are clearly for Girl B, I would suggest you simply let Girl A know that after you bang her.
Can't believe you'd suggest that!
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:02 PM
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Can't believe you'd suggest that!
Don't you...have a goat to milk...?











Well fine. J better not be whining when karma bites him later.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
If you have no interest in Girl A as your intentions are clearly for Girl B, I would suggest you simply let Girl A know that.


I think Justin has interest in, and intentions for, both A & B.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:20 PM
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omfg, you guys dont know how hard i tried.
I went to the back yard to check the back door.
I tried my window, but we recently got new screens and windows and my angry asian mom would have killed me if I broke something.

I even yelled into my brothers window.
he was passed out drunk.

Just read this part again...why didn't you class it up and bang her in the car? She sounds the type that would be all for it
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.


I think Justin has interest in, and intentions for, both A & B.
And in the end, if he goes AWOL because A or B sics their entire familia on him, we know what happened.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:29 PM
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Just read this part again...why didn't you class it up and bang her in the car? She sounds the type that would be all for it
Motel 6 leaves the light on for you...
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:34 PM
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Seems as if I left some important pieces of info out.

so, as we're making out, I tell her that I like Celina, whose sleeping right next to us.
"what if she wakes up?"

Girl A is still touching my hot spots, and I lead her over to the next room. we fool around and my pants are undone.
she already has a kid, and was like "CONDOOOM!"

FUuuuuuuuuu.
I remembered I have condoms at my house, and she takes me home.
forgot my keys, yadda yaddda yadda.


I really think Girl A just wanted to have fun. she said her bf dropped her to "fuck other girls while at school"
and shes my dealer, so I pick up from her often. a couple times a month.


anyway, now I'm over thinking it.
thanks to you all gentlemen.
we havent talked since friday night.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:36 PM
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To avoid the bumpy, cum on her tummy....
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I was going to say leave the ducks in the car, but forgot you don't have your car.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:37 PM
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How come she didn't have any condoms?
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She's latina right?


















That's the reason.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Hapa DC5
To avoid the bumpy, cum on her tummy....

Justn is no dummy, but he should have cumed on her tummy.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:44 PM
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she was tipsy but still drove me home, twice.
so, what I'm asking is, she remembered what went down right!? lol

Fuuuu ya'll got me worried!


I'll just play it cool.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Hapa DC5
Motel 6 leaves the light on for you...
We all know justn is far too cheap for that brostache
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:49 PM
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Should've used the backseat of her car.
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Originally Posted by justnspace
she was tipsy but still drove me home, twice.
so, what I'm asking is, she remembered what went down right!? lol

Fuuuu ya'll got me worried!


I'll just play it cool.
She remembers, just doesn't care.


And I'm seeing a lot of red flags when you talk about her. She might give you one of the gifts that keep on giving (forever)
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:50 PM
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Wait wait...J...you're -ing your street pharmacist!???



Wow, talk about mixing business with pleasure.

Dude. No offense...red flags. Like, CCColts' GF-red-flags.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:51 PM
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LOL my bro was like "dude, shes a drug dealer. she probably gets ass all the time, better watch your willy."
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:51 PM
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Girl B it is.
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Old 01-31-2012, 04:53 PM
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Good job, J...looks like you're using the part of your brain finally. Geebus.
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stoned sex is the best.
Agreed, but you no answer questions good.
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Bet you still bang girl A
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And Thelma again
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Old 01-31-2012, 05:08 PM
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Bet you still bang girl A
you know it.

I never did complete the task with thelma.
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Originally Posted by Hapa DC5
To avoid the bumpy, cum on her tummy....
Mine rhymed better.
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Don't be a dummy. Cum on her tummy.
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How come she didn't have any condoms?
She probably does have some swiss cheese condoms.
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Old 01-31-2012, 05:14 PM
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I just posted your quote on G+, 007.

lol, i got this back....
"But if you cum in her bum you can really make her hum."
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Old 01-31-2012, 05:30 PM
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More pics of Girls A and B. PM Majofo.
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I just posted your quote on G+, 007.



Now, Yummy and I need to know how you plan to tackle nailing your dealer and keeping supply up. You know, don't eat in your shit place or whatever.
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
Mine rhymed better.



She probably does have some swiss cheese condoms.
LoL you did good.

I know a chick that used to poke pin holes in her condoms to get locked in if she liked a guy. I never hit that BTW.
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Old 01-31-2012, 07:04 PM
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this did turn into the crazy ex thread.
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Some call them crazy ex.. others call them mom.
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Old 01-31-2012, 07:27 PM
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I get my car back tomorrow. time to celebrate with these bitches on the weekend.
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^ make it happen brah.
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