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Old Jan 30, 2012 | 09:39 PM
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Bro, wear your pimp Acurazine shirt you worse last weekend. It sealed the deal with this poor soul.

What was his name again??? Mohammad Odeh.. something like that.

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Old Jan 30, 2012 | 10:35 PM
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dude, you even got the angle of acurazine.com right.
you're amazing.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 10:39 PM
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Damn autocorrect.. *whore (sp?)
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 10:39 PM
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ohh..

*wore
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 10:47 PM
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Where's the beef?
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hapa DC5
Where's the pork?
fixed.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
fixed.
Where's the latina wimmen?
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 11:40 PM
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Justn sent me n00dz.. unfortunately they were pics of mr. crabs.
Old Jan 30, 2012 | 11:42 PM
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Seriously bro, Azine shirt = 3some.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 04:23 AM
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Reminds me of my ex in HS awhile back. righty (old HS pic that i had on my fb :o)



She is so grown up now. Wish I could have that ass back.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 06:28 AM
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All Mexican girls want to get pregnant? lol...

Justin, well played...aloof is key as long as you're not bordering on disinterested. Unless all you're after is a 3some or bangin both of them, I'd pick one sooner than later and stick with that one. And go do something date like like dinner and a movie. Being real always trumps having game. Also, stick with your original instinct, you were really after girl B. Girl A became path of least resistance and made out with you...Girl B sounds like the one you want.

J.

Oh yeah, and since you guys have emphasized the Mexican thing so much, can't help but think of this...
http://pinupprose.files.wordpress.co...loca_movie.jpg
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 07:38 AM
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ahhhh the sharpies!
Thanks J, for the real advice.

you dont know how bad I want to call up Girl A just to get it on.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 09:07 AM
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Does she have a ugly name?
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 09:08 AM
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Kristen and Celina.
Celina is Girl B.

Thelma doesnt do it for me. she's pretty but i'm not attracted to her.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by TheChamp531
Reminds me of my ex in HS awhile back. righty (old HS pic that i had on my fb :o)



She is so grown up now. Wish I could have that ass back.

You don't have to wish...


This thread is going to turn into the Post your Ex-GF thread...
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
All Mexican girls want to get pregnant? lol...
Not necessarily want.... They just happen to get preggers more so than other ethnicities. Something like 52% of all latinas under the age of 18 will get pregnant IIRC. Higher in the Mexican-American populations.

Check out the stats, it's kuh-ray-zie.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 10:50 AM
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It is true. Latina girls are freaks.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 10:54 AM
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damnit, I'm a born again virgin and just want some play.
Girl A, Y U TEASE?
Girl B, Y U FALL ASLEEP?
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 11:11 AM
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Making out can be a sign of interest or just something you do for fun. If girl A is interested, sounds like the better deal if you feel the same. I woud have never fallen asleep around a girl I was in to, so curious why girl B did...
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 11:31 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:04 PM
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Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:06 PM
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nah.. who am I kidding
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:07 PM
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Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
Making out can be a sign of interest or just something you do for fun. If girl A is interested, sounds like the better deal if you feel the same. I woud have never fallen asleep around a girl I was in to, so curious why girl B did...
He's more than likely lying.

Why didnt Justn try calling his brother?
Or ring the doorbell a million times?
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:12 PM
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Chauncey, your admiration for me creeps the hell outta me.
yes, i'm lying.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:13 PM
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Send him a picture of Mr. Crabs already. Maybe you two can picture swap.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:14 PM
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I'm not sure if Chauncey is ready for the salad tossings.
its best if we ease into it.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:17 PM
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Bring some Attar, I'm sure he'll like it.
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Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by BaucE
He's more than likely lying.

Why didnt Justn try calling his brother?
Or ring the doorbell a million times?
Why are you so vested in what Justin does? You want a bromance with him?
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
I'm not sure if Chauncey is ready for the salad tossings.
its best if we ease into it.
He seems like the type....
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:48 PM
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^ Thats it I'm PM'ing everyone why you think your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo patriotic.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:49 PM
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is it because, you're unpatriotic?
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:49 PM
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You love me too huh? I get it, you like half asian guys
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:49 PM
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We all know.. Hapa once raised the American flag with his Johnson while shooting fireworks out of his ass in Iraq. We've all seen the video.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:49 PM
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no because if you read it you would cry laughing.
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:50 PM
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Justin and I get you excited huh BaucE.......
Old Jan 31, 2012 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Hapa DC5
You love me too huh? I get it, you like half asian guys
hahaha no wonder why he took a liking to me.



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