just wanted to add more masshole comments....personally I like going to the playgrounds because I have more in common with those chicklets.

 

www.adultfriendfinder.com

 

You better run fast, I know those little girls run away quick unless you have some candy.


And you all you people who think we are sick, just do the following:

 

HAHAHAHA

 

That site cracks me up. its a good thing I am too cheap to get the gold membership (and married)! Chatting there is the worst cuz one time I ended up chatting to some nasty ass chick who sent me a pic....oh the horror!

 

lol i know, the girls on that site are all walking STDs, or very desparate women who haven't been laid in years. couple of my boys back in school joined it as a joke, and we saw some nasty ass pics...

 

Nasty, disease ridden girls need lovin' too...

 

buy a girl a drink and slip something in it.


you'll pick her up in no time.

 

off the floor of the bar before carrying her out to your window-less van.

 

Not as much dead weight as a girl in the dumpster....

 

..say...are you about a size 14?

 

I thought the women Always goes after weren't even old enough to get into the bars?

 

I don't 'go after' those ones - I like to think of them as "collateral damage" after I'm done with mommy. Somebody's got to teach 'em...

 

Never thought of it that way....new reason to date women with kids...

I always told my friend he was dating this women to go after her 8 y/o daughter....he laughed only cause he was thinking the same thing.

 

That's messed up man - 8 years old...jeesh.



Blonde or brunette?

 

Blonde

He told me took this one girl out only cause she looked 14....she was 18 though.

 

I hear that. Nothing hotter than a 12 year old who looks six. :o

 

Naaa, nothing hotter than the 18 y/o who looks 6.....can't go to jail over someone who is 12.

I did meet a guy going to prison for sleeping with a 14 y/o girl, even though he was in his 30's.

 

It's too risky with the young girls these days. Which is why I tend to stick with corpses.

 

I tell the 8 year old's I'm twelve....that sounds old to them and they buy it every time!!!!

 

you sick fockers!!! all of you

 

I will pass for 16, but I have to claim 17 in NJ as I drive....even though I am 23.

Young girls dig the older guys....ones that can buy them a candy bar instead of the penny candy at the store....

 

Gold digging at such a young age.

 

and I sure as hell need the practice.

 

You need practice on curing diseases or practice picking up women? I am sure you've gotten the dumpster idea down, now work on the playground idea next.

 

Whoa whoa whoa - he ain't Doogie Howser. It goes...
Dumpster > Hospital Coma Ward > Nursing Home > Playground > College > Singles bars

 

Hmmm...so it is a six step plan...good idea....track your progress and update us whenever you get a chance.

Playground > Middle school > college....maybe even HS somewhere in there might be helpful.

He is only a short drive to sheep country as well, could try one of them as well.

 

I like to think of it like boyscouts (without all the old men diddling you, of course) - you get badges for passing each level.

 

Or longer prison sentences....

 

Where is sheep? Or am I just a head of the game?

 

You want to see the puppy in my van?

 

Sheep are after Singles Bars and before The Inside of a Coffin.

 

Singles bars are really just bars with married women in them, if you begin to find women wearing rings in the bar w/o a guy around, take her to the van, that is all she wants anyway.

 

There's a good article in Maxim or FHM about picking up older (possibly married) women. It didn't mention anything about dumpsters though for some reason.

 

What month was that issue? I haven't been reading maxim recently, but I had the subscription.

 

I think it was last month's Maxim... could be wrong though. I want an older woman... living would be nice, but recently deceased is cool too.

 

Looking for a sugar momma huh?


I like the living cause then you can split the work.

 

So how did you and dustbuster meet?