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Old 06-10-2004, 05:19 PM
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picking up chicks??

this should really be a poll..but since i dunno how the fuck to make one..it's just a thread. anyways, where do you guys go to pick up girls? the bars? dance floor? off the street? (you pervs!) off the street after the clubs(b-o-b style?)
(BOB=Baller on a budget)
anyways, i've been in a relationship for the last 4 yrs with this chick..we've broken up and got back together many times. she just had her nose done...like 3 days ago, and already she's become another person so i gotta get back in the game, or so it looks...
So i need some tips on how all you ballers be pickin up on chicks.. for some reason, i can't do it in LA. if i go anywhere but LA i can (las vegas ect.) just want some insight..







always remember, life's a bitch...just don't marry one..
Old 06-10-2004, 05:25 PM
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I follow the short bus home, waiting for the ones in wheel chairs so I can knock it over and they can't get away...


Kinda odd how she just changes because of surgery and now she will probably leave you...good luck with your search.
Old 06-10-2004, 05:25 PM
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Since your here in L.A. go check out sunset. Go with your buddys and just have a good time. There are plenty of chicks out there. Clubs kinda suck because most of the girls always have some type of baggage. Or if your in school you should start there.
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See if your friends know of anyone. For instance, I just got this girl's number last night simply by walking into her place of employment and talking to her. She had hung out with my friends a lot while i was away at school, and i knew she was good lookin so i figured i'd go have a chat. It turned out she already knew a good bit about me already from my friends telling her about me which made it even easier.

Point is, see what ur friends can do for you first in terms of introducing you or something similar to what i did
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my friends can't help me. i have more chick friends than guy friends but all their chicks friends are kinda... meh...

so i'm going to hang out around the local HS when summer starts again
Old 06-10-2004, 06:36 PM
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networking...best thing u can do is meet a girl through another girl...cause they talk you up...and they arent really strangers...now adays you dont want to meet some diseased girl...
Old 06-10-2004, 08:15 PM
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Sam

Wtf

C.S.U.N.

edit: oh wait it's summer
Old 06-11-2004, 08:53 AM
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When I pick up chicks at a bar I say my name is Bon Jovi. And you know, it works!
Old 06-11-2004, 09:19 AM
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By the ankles.
Old 06-11-2004, 10:30 AM
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In dumpsters...they never have a pulse though.
Old 06-11-2004, 10:31 AM
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no pulse = low maintenance
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I am not even getting involved in this thread....
Old 06-11-2004, 10:40 AM
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I guess they'd be high maintenance for you Smitty.
Old 06-11-2004, 10:51 AM
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Rigor Mortis makes them feel just like my Real Doll anyway. (They do smell a touch though)
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I've found that a little of that J-Lo perfume covers up the smell nicely, and the bloating gives them J-Lo's ass to match. As long as you have a fly swatter you're good to go from there.
Old 06-11-2004, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I've found that a little of that J-Lo perfume covers up the smell nicely, and the bloating gives them J-Lo's ass to match. As long as you have a fly swatter you're good to go from there.
J-Lo, eh? FDS wasn't cutting it for mine, so thanks for the tip! I like to leave 'em out in the sun for a while to warm them up...helps the reality factor a tad.
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Originally Posted by tmk70
In dumpsters...they never have a pulse though.


dumpsters is the best resource
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This thread's destination: the shitter. :hurryup:

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Dark Helmet: How many Massholes do we have on this thread anyhow?.

Massholes: YO!

Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by Massholes! (Pulls down facemask) Keep posting Massholes!
Old 06-11-2004, 11:25 AM
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What's your name son?

"Major Masshole, sir"
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Old 06-11-2004, 11:37 AM
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So digging up bodies isn't good, right?
Old 06-11-2004, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by anothercls
So digging up bodies isn't good, right?

..not unless you like dirt in your mouth. :sqnteek:
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Originally Posted by tmk70
..not unless you like dirt in your mouth. :sqnteek:
Amazing some of the dirty bastards that post here, isn't it TMK?
Old 06-11-2004, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Amazing some of the dirty bastards that post here, isn't it TMK?
Shameful....they should all be locked up like apes. Mmmmm....apes.
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But if the body is in a casket, there would be no dirt....and you can slap them around and they wont feel a thing.
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Don't try to rationalize things - just get your corpses out of dumpsters like everyone else.
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The real luck comes when you find one floating...pre cleaned and extra swollen!!!
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extra swollen....and stiff.
Old 06-11-2004, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by anothercls
extra swollen....and stiff.

We are talking about dead chicks, and not cock right?
Old 06-11-2004, 12:27 PM
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Dead chicks, correct, my name isn't mikey.
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I want something I can rip a leg off and feed to my dog if he gets hungry, that way we're both happy.
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Originally Posted by anothercls
I want something I can rip a leg off and feed to my dog if he gets hungry, that way we're both happy.
how thoughtful!
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I'm working on being more considerate of others....
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Born a Masshole! L.A. huh, heard superficial is the word to describe L.A. Wait till last call at the dingy redneck karaoke bars, you are bound to scare something up!
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Unless it is last call at a bar in Wyoming, you can find a sheep or the bar tenders dog....but no women.
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jeeze! talk about a highjacked thread! u fuckers! i'm trying to get some advise here..AMIS where u be hanging out these days? haven't seen you in forever..and yah, it's summer @ csun and i'm not taking summer skool!
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WOw this thread went to shit quick!!!!
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lol
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Originally Posted by anothercls
So digging up bodies isn't good, right?

so wrong in so many levels, but funny


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