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Old 10-21-2008, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PimpCL23
bitch, i got a gun... get in the car
Old 10-21-2008, 03:30 PM
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anyone seen sex drive? any line from those two stoner/wierd kids would work
Old 10-21-2008, 03:35 PM
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Just say to your buddy while out at a bar that all you are looking for is a woman that will share all her thoughts and feelings with you as she eats the dinner you have cooked for her, just before you rub her feet and run her a nice warm bath. And all of this while not expecting any sex, since it will just cheapen the relationship. That works all the time.
Old 10-21-2008, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
Just say to your buddy while out at a bar that all you are looking for is a woman that will share all her thoughts and feelings with you as she eats the dinner you have cooked for her, just before you rub her feet and run her a nice warm bath. And all of this while not expecting any sex, since it will just cheapen the relationship. That works all the time.
thats... quite a mouthful rite thurrr.



















(thats what she said)
Old 10-21-2008, 10:53 PM
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Whatever you do, just make sure you do all the talking and not the dead people in your pocket! Definitely not cool...
Old 10-28-2008, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by PimpCL23
bitch, i got a gun... get in the car
funny part is that this is true...
Old 10-28-2008, 11:33 PM
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"Let's play army, i'll lay down and you blow the fuck outta me!"

"I wanna wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feed bag"

"Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?"

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Old 10-28-2008, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by LoveMyTL-S
Just be yourself. Your body language is a great pick up line.


am I doing it right?
Old 10-29-2008, 12:02 AM
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"if you were an ice cream cone, id lick you"
"you must be a basketball player cause you dribble my balls"
"do you have GPS, cause im lost in your eyes"
"if i was a whistle, id let you blow me"
Old 10-29-2008, 12:41 AM
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:37 AM
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From the 2007 thread:

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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Old 10-29-2008, 01:38 AM
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This only work with frat whores - but I walked up to a chick that I sort of knew and pulled a condom out of my pocket....
Old 10-29-2008, 03:15 AM
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haha, they were talking about pick up lines on Late Night with Craig Ferguson. The muppet said, "excuse me miss, is your seat taken?"
Old 10-29-2008, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by subinf
This only work with frat whores - but I walked up to a chick that I sort of knew and pulled a condom out of my pocket....
hahah that is disgusting...
...yet awesome.
Old 10-29-2008, 09:01 AM
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drop a sugar packet on the table: oops, you dropped your name tag
Old 10-29-2008, 09:10 AM
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The last one I used that worked was "You Complete Me.". If was before Jerry McGuire came out and it worked like a charm.
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I would love to see someone use that now with a straight face.
Old 10-29-2008, 10:58 AM
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I don't use lines on women. But has anybody here used any of these lines listed here and it worked?

How about someone, besides Whiskers, saying a line they used that worked.
Old 10-29-2008, 06:23 PM
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HEHE what I do in Europe is take a pic of me. Usually the women hear my American accent and want to talk to me a night long. Which is good and its easier to close than in America.
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Originally Posted by SRK85
HEHE what I do in Europe is take a pic of me. Usually the women hear my American accent and want to talk to me a night long. Which is good and its easier to close than in America.
that sucks
Old 11-03-2008, 10:46 PM
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^^

"I hear you're a bird watcher... (whip out your dong) Would you take this for a swallow?"
Old 11-04-2008, 12:45 AM
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"You look a lot like my next girlfriend"
Old 11-04-2008, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by eleventure
"You look a lot like my next girlfriend"
Old 11-04-2008, 02:56 PM
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wanna ride on this crotch rocket?
Old 11-04-2008, 03:15 PM
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I hear JD gets alll the chicks

Originally Posted by jerseydriver
i am going up to NYC to meet up with my guys and LBJ for SNL.

he is hosting this week and i am gonna get in on a couple skits.

you could watch but you would have no idea who your looking for.
Old 11-04-2008, 04:20 PM
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"i have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dick"
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^^ Talk about raising expectations
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^^ It's all about getting "in." lol.
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Old 11-04-2008, 10:40 PM
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Hey sugar, you want a date? --Rolls up window and drives to the next block..
Old 11-04-2008, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by subinf
This only work with frat whores - but I walked up to a chick that I sort of knew and pulled a condom out of my pocket....

I read this as "fat whores"
Old 11-04-2008, 11:25 PM
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Pull a twinky out of your pocket and that would work...
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When I was in college, there was this chick that I would make eye contact with. I got in because we had a group project and I was talking to people in the same group with her so that it wasn't so obvious (hedged any rejection by making it school related). Eventually in the conversation it was me and her one and one talking. We got into the same group and at the end of our first group meeting the following Saturday, me and her went to lunch. Then at the end of lunch I asked her "if she wanted to go to my house to watch some satellite." Worked like a charm.
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Originally Posted by sho_nuff1997
I read this as "fat whores"
It would probably work with them too
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"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming too." (quite risque, but cute play on words)

"Hi, my name is Sara. Remember it now cuz you'll be screaming it later."
I suppose this works better for a guy unless I'm lucky enough to hit on a guy who's vocal ;-) ;-)

Going back to the girl saying "I like sports"--I do use the fact that I'm into cars as a pick up and it DOES work, but then again it's not a "line". It's true!

I don't think anyone really "uses" these lines unless it's for the purpose of making a joke to break the ice, although some of them are very good. Personally, this one would work for me: "wanna ride on this crotch rocket?" Only the guy better be talking about his Yamaha!!
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Originally Posted by PimpCL23
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