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Apr 17, 2006 | 09:54 AM

#41

Ashburner

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From: Outside Houston

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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P

yeah fix your age. I thought you were talking about getting women in their late 20s that have actually been thru the game and know a bit more than the average teenager. girls your age are dumb, naive, and easily-persuaded. All you have to do is tell them what they want to hear...if i only knew back then what i know now

Just buy them a purse

Apr 17, 2006 | 10:10 AM

#42

Doc.Booty

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From: Myrtle Beach

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

This is almost as disappointing as Stphy's "boobs".....

more than a handfull is a waste

Apr 17, 2006 | 10:14 AM

#43

Whiskers

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Originally Posted by ABreece

more than a handfull is a waste

Handful is ok.....The ability to take out an eye is not.....

Apr 17, 2006 | 10:23 AM

#44

Doc.Booty

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From: Myrtle Beach

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

Handful is ok.....The ability to take out an eye is not.....

I have a witty response to this but it is horribly self-incriminating, and thus you will not get to read it.

Apr 17, 2006 | 10:27 AM

#45

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From: PA

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Originally Posted by ABreece

I have a witty response to this but it is horribly self-incriminating, and thus you will not get to read it.

Can I guess?

Apr 17, 2006 | 10:29 AM

#46

Doc.Booty

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From: Myrtle Beach

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

Can I guess?

Sure.

Apr 17, 2006 | 10:40 AM

#47

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From: PA

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABreece

Sure.

Either you almost blinded the guy who sucked you off or you along with 20 other people on Azine had sex with Stphy32.....

Apr 17, 2006 | 10:44 AM

#48

CKcentral

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From: Dayton, OH

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskers

Either you almost blinded the guy who sucked you off or you along with 20 other people on Azine had sex with Stphy32.....

LMAO Im guessing the latter. But if i remember correctly he took it in the mouf.

Apr 17, 2006 | 11:11 AM

#49

Doc.Booty

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From: Myrtle Beach

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Originally Posted by CKcentral

LMAO Im guessing the latter. But if i remember correctly he took it in the mouf.

There was no cock in my mouth.

Apr 17, 2006 | 11:23 AM

#50

Doc.Booty

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From: Myrtle Beach

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

Either you almost blinded the guy who sucked you off or you along with 20 other people on Azine had sex with Stphy32.....

Who's the lucky guy that gave her the clap?

Apr 17, 2006 | 11:42 AM

#51

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

Fix your profile.

oh yea..i didnt even remember about that... i just filled in a bunch of bs when i registered with AZ, srrry about that.... and i just updated it

Apr 17, 2006 | 11:46 AM

#52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CKcentral

So did ya get any? im guessing

havent been to a party since i've started this thread...actually, i started this thread after i came back from a party.... man... good times... i love highschool partys.... sooo much horny/slutty chix to choose from.... i will definately hook up with one with all the useful advices from fellow AZers, i wont let you guys down! hahahaha

Apr 17, 2006 | 11:59 AM

#53

kurt_bradley

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From: Austin, TX

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattzheng

Where are Miz and Minch? I don't think they would have a problem hitting a high-schooler so long as she was 18.

Apr 17, 2006 | 01:13 PM

#54

Whiskers

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From: PA

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Originally Posted by ABreece

Who's the lucky guy that gave her the clap?

Probably Nicky Pass...

Apr 17, 2006 | 01:15 PM

#55

Mike 350Z

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

Probably Nicky Pass...

Apr 17, 2006 | 01:44 PM

#56

CKcentral

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Originally Posted by mattzheng

Make sure to take your camera with you.

Pics of hot chicks is a must.

Apr 17, 2006 | 01:48 PM

#57

s_jack

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CKcentral

Make sure to take your camera with you.

Pics of hot chicks is a must.

He's 17! Man, you are like R. Kelly at recess.

Apr 17, 2006 | 01:51 PM

#58

CKcentral

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There are highschoolers that are 18+. Nothing wrong with that.

Apr 17, 2006 | 02:03 PM

#59

Doc.Booty

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From: Myrtle Beach

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Originally Posted by s_jack

He's 17! Man, you are like R. Kelly at recess.

16 is legal in MI

Apr 17, 2006 | 02:06 PM

#60

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Originally Posted by ABreece

16 is legal in MI

Yes but is gay marriage legal?

Apr 17, 2006 | 02:48 PM

#61

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this is making me uncomfortable...

Apr 17, 2006 | 02:51 PM

#62

Whiskers

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From: PA

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattzheng

this is making me uncomfortable...

At Acurazine we are all about homosexuality and child molestation....

Apr 17, 2006 | 03:07 PM

#63

s_jack

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

At Acurazine we are all about homosexuality and child molestation....

Exactly. From now on we shall call AZ Neverland Ranch.

Apr 17, 2006 | 03:08 PM

#64

Whiskers

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From: PA

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Originally Posted by s_jack

Exactly. From now on we shall call AZ Neverland Ranch.

Apr 17, 2006 | 03:35 PM

#65

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

At Acurazine we are all about homosexuality and child molestation....

Apr 17, 2006 | 03:50 PM

#66

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Originally Posted by mattzheng

classic

Apr 17, 2006 | 05:59 PM

#67

saiko_cl_duck

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From: Virginia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskers

At Acurazine we are all about homosexuality and child molestation....

eh hem, where's the bestiality??????

Apr 17, 2006 | 06:09 PM

#68

BEETROOT

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From: Chandler, Arizona

I want to see the picture of 03clspunisher

Apr 17, 2006 | 06:12 PM

#69

Whiskers

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From: PA

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Originally Posted by saiko_cl_duck

eh hem, where's the bestiality??????

Ask the guy who has sex with TLucious....

Apr 17, 2006 | 06:14 PM

#70

BEETROOT

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From: Chandler, Arizona

If you want to get chicks at a party, you need to have a good way of starting up a conversation. You need to differentiate yourself. Some good methods I have used in the past:

-Wear a funny hat.
-Carry a weapon.
-Bring your own bottle of expensive scotch.
-Pick up a chair and just carry it over your head for a little while.
-Wear an offensive t shirt (and not just a bad word or something gay, I mean like the shirt that says JESUS FUCKING CHRIST and has a picture of Jesus doing himself in the ass)
-Wear pieces of flair.