how do u guys hook up with random girls at parties? i never seem to understand, everytime when im at a party, i always saw my buddies walk off with some random chicks and bang her... it always amazes me too. so, my question is, how do u go up to a chick at a party and being able to bang her at the end of the night.

 

Oh, at least 5 or 6 a night for me......

 

Only 3-4 for me.

 

 

ummm...talk to them.

 

Nice username change Mizouse, but we still know it's you.....

 

well, can u guys tell me how does the conversation go? is there any eye-contacts needed before hand?

 

First, you search for an attractive young lady who has bloodshoot eyes and big hooters. Then you go up to them, and say hey you look familiar....did you go to that party the other night? then she will say oh what party? then you say oh that party that was in my pants and you came many times... Then she says no, and you say by the way my name is ........ Then she says her name, then you talk about whatever with her for a while. Before the party ends run into her again and say hey I gotta go a little early but I wanted to say goodbye to your fine pussy ass. Then say I forgot to get your number my babys mama, and when you get it say I'll call you later tonight sweet thing, maybe we can hang out. you and me 1,2,3 whos your daddy let me be. your nigger jamall wallace.

 

what he said

 

alcohol or roofies?

 

or as shrm4 would say, hit her over the head with a brick

 

That always works for me too

 

Dont you guys know anything?

 

this is my sure-fire way.

oh, and try bathing, using soap, then shampoo, then deodorant, then cologne, buying nice clothes, having your teeth fixed, shaving cleanly so that you do not have a Shaggy beard, and get a nice car. talk to people with respect, learn a little about many different subjects besides world of warcraft or dungeons and dragons, exercise regularly, Proactiv, and use breath mints. if you do all of these things and you still can't get laid, maybe you should consider batting for the other team.

 

I am going to get my dick sucked tonight at this bar called "pounders" if the toothy bitch is half decent of a dime a dozen hoochie pussy ass niggas then i will tell the biatch my ACL brother needs a little lovin up in the ATL and to tug on those balls rub on that yoodle and fuck that bitch like the true hoe that mother fucken dick sucken raw orlando pussy you know how we fwd niggers role.

 

Praise the Lord!!!

 

Can someone please translate...i am too white to understand

 

My nigga all dat shit means is that some fucken dark ass broad from the fucken ghetto ass hood is coming home and sucking my nigga bro up while we front wheel drive niggers role with the fucken hoes giving us some road head. Those fucken dirtbag sluts ya know there like a fucking dime a dozen no reason not to penetrate and move on.

 

But for real dude. You said your buddies are pretty good and all. Well if you don't want to ask them (understandable), just observe them and watch how they do it. That's the best way i think.

 

lmao... lol, u guys are misunderstanding the question.... my question is that how do u led the conversation so that the chicks know that u want to bang them(just for tonight, in my car) , lol... and how do they usualy say/act to give off the signal that they are up for it??

 

he's white too.

 

Do you know how to flirt with a girl? Pick a slut and talk her up for a while. When she's all over you, you grab her by the hand and walk her to somewhere more private. Ram your tongue down her throat, commence feeling her up, etc. etc. If you aren't a virgin you know what to do here. If she's a drunk whore - and just about every girl at these parties is - you'll bag her.

 

If I told you the guy that wrote that was a pudgy white guy how would you feel?

He is a little ugly white dude and he is full of shit. Don't believe a word he says.

 

STFU before I ban your poser ass. You are in NO POSITION to give any sort of advice in here. My bet is you haven't ever even been with a woman.

Note: You should have never posted your pic. :gheylaugh:

 

thanx... thats the kinda advice i was looking for!!!

 

Man, just observe and see what happens. Besides, your buddies may walk off with the girl, but that doesnt mean they're gettin any. Probably make up half the time.

 

This is almost as disappointing as Stphy's "boobs".....

 

 

Where is this pic anyway?

 

more! more! more! more advice!!!, oh yeah, btw, im 17, the kinda parties i go to usually consist of highschool kids, pot, kegs, and endless cases of Budlight....

 

man i wish i went to more highschool type parties back when i was in HS, boy did i hang out with the wrong group of poeple in HS

 

exactly my thoughts

i still cant pick up random girls at parties


i usually do the setup during class (i.e. putting on some charm) and then run into girls at parties. at that point its pretty easy because its not a total stranger and you have some common ground already

 

Mizy...listen....their is no real advice to picking up girl...Don't be that nice guy, just don't be so mean that your a dick....also getting girls ie the ones you looking for period....its like looking for a job, you don't fill out one application...you have to put in several or every where! Talk to every girl, the other girls will think that is a turn on...girls want what they don't have...don't be the guy sitting on the side shaking his head, get some drank not too much until the deal is sealed...hope that helps

 

First time I heard someone talk about front-wheel drive and dirtbag sluts in the same paragraph.

By the way, just play hard-to-get, act like a dickhead, and don't EVER buy the girl a drink. Girls like assholes - I don't think you're enough of one. Or you could just do what Andy said - roofies and alcohol always prove to be effective. Oh yeah, and strap up - a lot of the girls that would actually fuck you without knowing you are sluts anyway and probably are contaminated like Chernobyl. God speed.

 

yea that helps me, but i wasnt the one that started this thread heheh, there are plenty of threads already out there giving advice to me. thanks thou

 

so i should serve them up a roofiecolada

 

Fix your profile.

 

So did ya get any? im guessing

 

damn, beat me to it.

 

yeah fix your age. I thought you were talking about getting women in their late 20s that have actually been thru the game and know a bit more than the average teenager. girls your age are dumb, naive, and easily-persuaded. All you have to do is tell them what they want to hear...if i only knew back then what i know now