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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 06:09 PM
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New date tonight!

We're meeting to play pool and drink... we've been talking on the net for 2 days. She is 30 and divorced. Cute too...

Damn, I am still seeing the other internet chick... oh well, she is busy tonight
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 06:22 PM
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Where did you meet these hoes?
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 06:34 PM
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This one and the last one I met on Yahoo Personals... I just wait until they message me.

Otherwise, most of them are waitresses.
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 06:35 PM
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Oh yeah, friends of friends are good

meet an average looking girl... just be friends with her... Screw her hot friends
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 06:39 PM
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hehe play on playa
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 06:42 PM
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I call unless you provide us with some pics of some of the girls you've been......oh wait.......you did. YOU DA MAN!
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Old Jan 27, 2004 | 06:58 PM
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How do you meet and befriend average looking girls? I really need to move out of this state...everyone here is married...

seriously 22 and single here is like 35 and single elsewhere...the selections thins out bad....even lots of my non-mormon friends are married...one that I hung out with in high school (now my chem TA, damn losing 2 years to the wrong major) is married, hes like the LAST guy I would have expected to marry...he even went to LA as soon as he finished his undergrad..
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 01:27 AM
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Ok, date update... we went and played pool and drank ALOT . She talks way too fucking much... no big deal, it's just a first date. Anyways, after i kick her ass at pool 6 times and have had 20+ beers (didn't give a fuck, got cuter- and less loud, girfriends elseware) I tell her i am ready to go. I was a perfect gentleman all night, just being myself and making her crack up all night.

I walk her to her car and hug her goodnight.. She fucking grabs me and stiks her toungue down my throat.. oh well, i go with it.. we make out in the parking lot for a few and then i ditch her... now the hard part, telling her tomorrow that i don't want any (from her) This is the hardest part for me... Since she likes me so much, I almost feel obligated to sleep with the motor mouth.
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 06:55 AM
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Ashburner,
Once you move into your palacial homestead be very careful about bringing one-nighters back there to pound. Scorned women can be very lethal and unforgiving. I would hate to see your home vandalized. Keep having your fun but beware of the consequences.

I can think of one way you can keep her from talking so much....
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 08:58 AM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
Since she likes me so much, I almost feel obligated to sleep with the motor mouth.
ugh your life decisions are soooo fawkin tough!!! never would want to walk in your shoes!!! D*CK!!!! lmao
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 09:14 AM
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dammit man teach me the ways.. Jedi Pimp Master!
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 09:50 AM
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Originally posted by miner
Ashburner,
Once you move into your palacial homestead be very careful about bringing one-nighters back there to pound. Scorned women can be very lethal and unforgiving. I would hate to see your home vandalized. Keep having your fun but beware of the consequences.

I can think of one way you can keep her from talking so much....
I totally understand this... I won't have any one nighters... It's not my thing at all. (Well, unless I am sharing a girl with another girl :o )

Thanks for the heads up... I also live in a gated community so hopefully that distracts the physco bitches.
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 09:51 AM
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ASH gets more ass than a Toilet seat...
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 03:39 PM
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Originally posted by 1killercls
ASH gets more ass than a Toilet seat...
No shit, Ash and dbox could clean out the state of Texas together if Dale wasn't involved woth someone...
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 05:51 PM
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12 girls in 4 months Plus they are all on standby. I'm going out with one of them tonight to watch the Kings and Rockets :o
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 06:55 PM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
12 girls in 4 months Plus they are all on standby. I'm going out with one of them tonight to watch the Kings and Rockets :o
You do indeed seem to do ok with the ladies! :bananahump:

And I know I speak for all in the forum when I say post more pics like the Vegas Trip!!!!
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Old Jan 28, 2004 | 10:14 PM
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Originally posted by 1killercls
You do indeed seem to do ok with the ladies! :bananahump:

And I know I speak for all in the forum when I say post more pics like the Vegas Trip!!!!
x 100
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Old Jan 29, 2004 | 07:06 AM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
12 girls in 4 months Plus they are all on standby. I'm going out with one of them tonight to watch the Kings and Rockets :o
Good luck on your closing today. Need help moving?
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Old Jan 29, 2004 | 08:12 AM
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Originally posted by miner
Good luck on your closing today. Need help moving?
Thanks for the offer but I should be OK... I hired movers and they will be coming on Monday. I close today at 3:00.
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Old Jan 29, 2004 | 08:19 AM
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Originally posted by Ashburner
. I close today at 3:00.
Congrats ASH!
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