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Old 04-22-2010, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Ah, gay porn...Either 4chan or bodybuilders.com showed up...
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG, I knew you were going to say that hahahaha
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Originally Posted by BillysMomLegsBabySauceBad
あなたは本当にも適切な英語のスペルをする ことはできませんクソのバカされます。 犬のクソ無責任なろくでなしの息子。
google translator says: "You can also correct the spelling of English is really not an idiot shit. Bastard son of an irresponsible dog shit."

lol, I love half assed translations
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Originally Posted by billz1109
fuck you astro i need this thread imma a superstar.... i asked you to close it an you ignored me so fuck you and all the fucking viewers

Yo, Rach hasn't posted since she "took you back". You having trouble logging in as both of you now? Or did she go to work to support your ass and your rims?
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Originally Posted by billz1109
fuck you astro i need this thread imma a superstar.... i asked you to close it an you ignored me so fuck you and all the fucking viewers
Well, at first I felt sorry for you, now I don't.....Game on..
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You're pretty clueless eh?

You email asking for the thread to be closed, or removed, and here you are adding more fuel to the fire.

atta boy
Keep it open, we need the 4chan floodgates to open
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Originally Posted by billz1109
fuck you astro i need this thread imma a superstar.... i asked you to close it an you ignored me so fuck you and all the fucking viewers
Lmao at you trying to be smart and calling a moderator names so you get banned and this thread shut down.

I know your face is red from anger right now, deadbeat.
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by astro
You're pretty clueless eh?

You email asking for the thread to be closed, or removed, and here you are adding more fuel to the fire.

atta boy


He's like a 16 year old girl that knows it all. "It's all about meeeeee, i'm famous now bitch"

He's probably contacting MTV for a show.

MTV's new "My Gurl and my Side chick"
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:08 AM
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peye sip̣ pou timoun yo, ya moun, ki peye sip̣ pou timoun, pran bato sitwayen ameriken epi ou jwenn yon dj̣b mete manje sou tab ak ti bebe yo achte machin pẉp ou a, ya nonm
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Wink

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Well, at first I felt sorry for you, now I don't.....Game on..
You feeling sorry? LOL
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Originally Posted by Mourning Would
Keep it open, we need the 4chan floodgates to open
Fark is killing yer servers now - if 4chan shows it's all over but the server funeral
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by BILLY=DOUCHERMcDOUCHERSON
google translator says: "You can also correct the spelling of English is really not an idiot shit. Bastard son of an irresponsible dog shit."

lol, I love half assed translations
lol, that's pretty close to what I said. It's not what I said but I like that better.
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:12 AM
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Dropping in from a Jeep forum...wanted to say hi. Billz, you're a douche. I wonder, right now, are you wearing a nylon running suit, top unzipped enough to display the St. Anthony medalion hanging over your wife-beater, hair slicked back with a Jason Giambi baseball bat? Dude, seriously. I really hope you can patch things up with Rachel. She sounds like a sweet girl, you just need to pull your head out of your ass. And learn proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, get a yob, etc, etc...You're not going to find another girl to put up with that much and still say she loves you, let alone make a happy home for your daughter.
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Well, at first I felt sorry for you, now I don't.....Game on..
I was going to ask what I missed, but it seems little Billy hath cracked!
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:12 AM
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My girlfriend has no problems at all with me blowing money on my car. For my birthday and for Christmas she always gets me a few Polo shirts and some shit for my car.

Me and modding my car = my girlfriend and her clothes

But then again we don't share a bank account
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by TheNiceOneFromFark
Fark is killing yer servers now - if 4chan shows it's all over but the server funeral


I doubt that will happen though.
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:14 AM
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As a visitor to fark.com I have thought about what I see there every day and I have a fresh perspective. This deadbeat loser is posting in this thread trying his hardest to get it closed so the harassment will stop. I can see the lawsuit now.. The moderators condoned the abuse of this poor, worthless, sad, sack of shit and so he should be awarded at least a Powered By Honda sticker, underbody lights, and a new grille. OH EM GEE!!!! And I almost forgot about the lifetime supply of dildos!
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Originally Posted by billz1109
lolollololololololohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
^Absolute proof.

``In view of the fact that God limited man's intelligence,
it is a pity that He did not also limit his stupidity.'' (Adenauer)

There are over 1000 posts telling you of your failure, you find the one person that sides with you and post it as vindication.


Please keep posting, it keeps the tread alive. I hope you make it to Letterman so your humiliation can be complete, televised and truly global.
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Originally Posted by 04WDPSeDaN


I doubt that will happen though.


Do you smell those database errors cookin?
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
I was going to ask what I missed, but it seems little Billy hath cracked!
You should check out page 29 to this one. Unless you'd like for me to re-post the most recent chops?
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:19 AM
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pagare bambino sostegno yo, ya uomo, che paga sostegno ai figli, ottenere il vostro nave cittadino e trovare un lavoro per mettere cibo sulla tavola yo neonati e acquistare la vostra auto, ya uomo
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You've broken the 8,000 mark! 8037 viewing.
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uh oh, the server can't handle bill's bull shit any longer!

DATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERRORDATABASE ERROR
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Hello everyone, I would like to congratulate billz1109 on becoming this years epic Internet Tough Guy. Yes there is still 8 more months for contestants to qualify. The following list should guarantee Bill to declared a winner early.

1: Lost his family on a car website
2: Lost "his" car (wife owns two pink slips, one to wear and the other his "mass produced" love)
3: Determination in the face of events that would lead others to "An Hero"
4: Admission of objects he loves through repeatability (his car, groups of people with dildos)
5: Palin-American/Jersey Shore mentality (Thinks he's loved and a star when reality says otherwise)
6: Willing to fight people on the internet for not believing his story
7: Missed spelled words, racial epithets, his own name
8: Married and yet no citizenship


Extra points for the scrub brush glued on his chin, and being so fat he can't even line up a chin beard with a jaw line that couldn't be found with echolocation.

So I hereby present you your prize


People all around you will know who you are because you have a permanent smell of vinegar mixed with blood and santorum.
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Listen Smegma (Thats about the highest I can classify you right now), learn to talk like a civilized person with a vocabulary that exceeds a 12 year old and we will have a conversation about being a man.
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by wndrlst
I was going to ask what I missed, but it seems little Billy hath cracked!
nah man im good... you didnt see crack yet
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Old 04-22-2010, 08:23 AM
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LOL. Billy you truly are the world's biggest d-bag.
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Originally Posted by TheNiceOneFromFark


Do you smell those database errors cookin?
Yeah, your right.. It's starting to fail.
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oh and hello from djforums.com offtopic section
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I've received four of them now.
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Originally Posted by billz1109
nah man im good... you didnt see crack yet
You know...

How long this will take to be forgotten? You might as well crack now
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Originally Posted by 04WDPSeDaN
Yeah, your right.. It's starting to fail.
Over 8K and greenlit on fark. The more he fights the closer it gets to 4chan. Don't worry - only a few will stay long term to taunt him into killing himself or others and the rest will leave when the mouse hides back in his little hole. xoxo
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Billy you should be proud...

There are 334 members and 9,300 guests currently on this entire website.

95% of which are in your thread...

EPIC
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Over 8K and greenlit on fark. The more he fights the closer it gets to 4chan. Don't worry - only a few will stay long term to taunt him into killing himself or others and the rest will leave when the mouse hides back in his little hole. xoxo
whats 4chan ????
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Over 8K and greenlit on fark. The more he fights the closer it gets to 4chan. Don't worry - only a few will stay long term to taunt him into killing himself or others and the rest will leave when the mouse hides back in his little hole. xoxo
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