My friend is a huge slob
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My friend is a huge slob
So saturday night after about 12 straight hours of drinking a large group of us ends up at my friend's apartment. It's a 1 BR and he lives alone. We've always known the place was gross and bust his balls for it every once in a while. Empty pizza boxes everywhere, overflowing trash, the works. Well this time was a first. He actually had a girl that was willing and ready to hook up with him.....until she walked in his bathroom and saw all the hairs, shavings, dust, dirty clothes, etc.
She's like "eww I'm not getting in that bed" and her and her friends rolled out. And this is a slutty, slutty teenage whore that pretty much tries to get with a different guy every weekend.
Now obviously this is a delicate issue, but I figure someone needs to break the news to him that if he wants a girl to get in bed with him, he needs to clean up his place a bit. Should we tell him what the girl said or just leave him be?
She's like "eww I'm not getting in that bed" and her and her friends rolled out. And this is a slutty, slutty teenage whore that pretty much tries to get with a different guy every weekend.
Now obviously this is a delicate issue, but I figure someone needs to break the news to him that if he wants a girl to get in bed with him, he needs to clean up his place a bit. Should we tell him what the girl said or just leave him be?
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wtf, you're his friend, be honest. if he's a fucking slob, tell him so. it's not rocket science is it?
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Originally Posted by michimonster
sneak attack his apt and clean it. yeah right like that would happen. just tell him its fucking not sanitary.
Thats what GF's are for
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Thats what GF's are for
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Originally Posted by michimonster
couldnt agree more. i am the organization/cleaning queen. i hate a mess.
are you single?....i have about 4 loads of laundry to do and my matress needs to be flipped
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are you single?....i have about 4 loads of laundry to do and my matress needs to be flipped
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
And this is a slutty, slutty teenage whore that pretty much tries to get with a different guy every weekend.
dirty apt > STD
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Originally Posted by michimonster
yes but ill need a copy of your liscence, social security number and copy of your last pay stub.
sounds like a first date prerequisite
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I hope you told the slut that you had a clean bed....
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I hope you told the slut that you had a clean bed....
I was thinking before that if he can't figure this out on his own then he doesn't deserve to get any ass. I might need to plan an intervention though.
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get him on that AE show Intervention lol "Today we find ourselves planning an intervention on a fucking slob. Coming up a word from our sponsor"
Maybe you should put a dead animal in his room and see how long it takes him to find it
Maybe you should put a dead animal in his room and see how long it takes him to find it
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
So saturday night after about 12 straight hours of drinking a large group of us ends up at my friend's apartment. It's a 1 BR and he lives alone. We've always known the place was gross and bust his balls for it every once in a while. Empty pizza boxes everywhere, overflowing trash, the works. Well this time was a first. He actually had a girl that was willing and ready to hook up with him.....until she walked in his bathroom and saw all the hairs, shavings, dust, dirty clothes, etc.
She's like "eww I'm not getting in that bed" and her and her friends rolled out. And this is a slutty, slutty teenage whore that pretty much tries to get with a different guy every weekend.
Now obviously this is a delicate issue, but I figure someone needs to break the news to him that if he wants a girl to get in bed with him, he needs to clean up his place a bit. Should we tell him what the girl said or just leave him be?
She's like "eww I'm not getting in that bed" and her and her friends rolled out. And this is a slutty, slutty teenage whore that pretty much tries to get with a different guy every weekend.
Now obviously this is a delicate issue, but I figure someone needs to break the news to him that if he wants a girl to get in bed with him, he needs to clean up his place a bit. Should we tell him what the girl said or just leave him be?
Simpliest way is to just TELL YOUR buddy....
"if you ever wanna get laid at your own pad, clean up your shit."
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at the no driving on water restriction....
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I dont even think the overflowing trash or pizza is bad. Its the brown film covering the inside of his toilet bowl AND the bottom of his shower. It's the thick line of dirt linging the bottoms of his workwork. It's the smell of dirty clothes coming from his bedroom and its the bits of food crusted into his carpet.
Mike you should get on a conference call with the other two boys and figure something out. I agree, maybe a little A&E Intervention is in order
Mike you should get on a conference call with the other two boys and figure something out. I agree, maybe a little A&E Intervention is in order
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^--thanks i just threw up lmao
Maybe you should say something Erz since you're female. He might think the guys are saying things in good fun but if it comes from you it might mean something since you have a vag and they dont.
Maybe you should say something Erz since you're female. He might think the guys are saying things in good fun but if it comes from you it might mean something since you have a vag and they dont.
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I dont even think the overflowing trash or pizza is bad. Its the brown film covering the inside of his toilet bowl AND the bottom of his shower. It's the thick line of dirt linging the bottoms of his workwork. It's the smell of dirty clothes coming from his bedroom and its the bits of food crusted into his carpet.
Mike you should get on a conference call with the other two boys and figure something out. I agree, maybe a little A&E Intervention is in order
Mike you should get on a conference call with the other two boys and figure something out. I agree, maybe a little A&E Intervention is in order
excuse me...apparently i cannot spell today. That would be LINING and WOODWORK. yikes.
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this is exactly why i keep my room clean in the apt, where as my roommate ugh that guy is soo damn messy, but he does clean up when it starts to get toooooo messy
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I grilled him a bit about what happened with the girl but didn't mention what she said at all. He just said he "wasn't feelin it." Whether he was or not is irrelevant because it wouldn't have mattered. I think he is a lost cause. It's just how he was raised.
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this is exactly why i keep my room clean in the apt, where as my roommate ugh that guy is soo damn messy, but he does clean up when it starts to get toooooo messy
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this is exactly why i keep my room clean in the apt, where as my roommate ugh that guy is soo damn messy, but he does clean up when it starts to get toooooo messy
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no
but there have been girls that come over and are like "wow your room is so clean for a guy"
and "wow you keep the toilet seat down!??"
but there have been girls that come over and are like "wow your room is so clean for a guy"
and "wow you keep the toilet seat down!??"
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
So they think you are gay....Keep you place a mess and leave the seat up....Im serious.