So saturday night after about 12 straight hours of drinking a large group of us ends up at my friend's apartment. It's a 1 BR and he lives alone. We've always known the place was gross and bust his balls for it every once in a while. Empty pizza boxes everywhere, overflowing trash, the works. Well this time was a first. He actually had a girl that was willing and ready to hook up with him.....until she walked in his bathroom and saw all the hairs, shavings, dust, dirty clothes, etc.

She's like "eww I'm not getting in that bed" and her and her friends rolled out. And this is a slutty, slutty teenage whore that pretty much tries to get with a different guy every weekend.

Now obviously this is a delicate issue, but I figure someone needs to break the news to him that if he wants a girl to get in bed with him, he needs to clean up his place a bit. Should we tell him what the girl said or just leave him be?

 

Tell him.

 

I would tell him since what you guys are saying isn't having any effect. Then he wouldn't have to stoop so low to consider getting with a loose teen.

 

Tell him, And then repeatedly tell him & bust balls every chance you get. Rib him enough & he might actually change his habits.
If this guy is really that bad he needs to be told.

 

I would tell him that he should probably think about cleaning up. Most guys will clean up if they have a chance of getting some pussy.

 

this shouldn't be a sensitive issue. just tell him he's a PIG and it's costing him some ass

 

wtf, you're his friend, be honest. if he's a fucking slob, tell him so. it's not rocket science is it?

 

Tell him, then tell him if he lives like a slob and doesnt change.....he will probally be a virgin forever, That will knock some sense into him

 

sneak attack his apt and clean it. yeah right like that would happen. just tell him its fucking not sanitary.

 

Thats what GF's are for

 

couldnt agree more. i am the organization/cleaning queen. i hate a mess.

 

are you single?....i have about 4 loads of laundry to do and my matress needs to be flipped

 

yes but ill need a copy of your liscence, social security number and copy of your last pay stub.

 

now there's a woman for you







j/k

 

Sounds like he was better off.

dirty apt > STD

 

sounds like a first date prerequisite

 

I hope you told the slut that you had a clean bed....

 

the gf would have got a bit bitter.

I was thinking before that if he can't figure this out on his own then he doesn't deserve to get any ass. I might need to plan an intervention though.

 

get him on that AE show Intervention lol "Today we find ourselves planning an intervention on a fucking slob. Coming up a word from our sponsor"

Maybe you should put a dead animal in his room and see how long it takes him to find it

 

1st, it was best that the "slutty sslutty teenage whore" left instead of hooking up with your buddy. Being environmentally dirty is one thing, getting STD and all sorts of other shit is another

Simpliest way is to just TELL YOUR buddy....
"if you ever wanna get laid at your own pad, clean up your shit."

 

first, you should have put this somewhere other than dating and relationships....

second, do what everyone else has said to do. man up

 

#012-24-0000

 

at the no driving on water restriction....

 

I dont even think the overflowing trash or pizza is bad. Its the brown film covering the inside of his toilet bowl AND the bottom of his shower. It's the thick line of dirt linging the bottoms of his workwork. It's the smell of dirty clothes coming from his bedroom and its the bits of food crusted into his carpet.

Mike you should get on a conference call with the other two boys and figure something out. I agree, maybe a little A&E Intervention is in order

 

^--thanks i just threw up lmao

Maybe you should say something Erz since you're female. He might think the guys are saying things in good fun but if it comes from you it might mean something since you have a vag and they dont.

 

excuse me...apparently i cannot spell today. That would be LINING and WOODWORK. yikes.

 

If it's this bad we need pics.


Then after we bash him in this thread, you print it out and give it to him


If he doesn't get it then, he's a lost cause.

 

flip this hizouse

 

Tell him, he could have got laid the other night, but that girl took one look at his shithole and walked out. There are maid services out there you know.

 

and

 

this is exactly why i keep my room clean in the apt, where as my roommate ugh that guy is soo damn messy, but he does clean up when it starts to get toooooo messy

 

I grilled him a bit about what happened with the girl but didn't mention what she said at all. He just said he "wasn't feelin it." Whether he was or not is irrelevant because it wouldn't have mattered. I think he is a lost cause. It's just how he was raised.

 

get that nigga some merry maids!!!

 

scratch all that. he needs a new place asap

 

Its your friend, not your girlfriend, tell him he's dirty and needs to do something about it. He's not a man if he can't take a little constructive criticism.

 

So hows it workin' out for yah?

Mike

 

but it hasn't really panned out for you yet, has it?

 

no

but there have been girls that come over and are like "wow your room is so clean for a guy"

and "wow you keep the toilet seat down!??"

 

So they think you are gay....Keep you place a mess and leave the seat up....Im serious.

 

dammit