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Old 11-26-2007, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
You poop/shower/pee/eat at least once a day. Why wouldn't you wack it at least once a day. Got to keep the machine going.
Sometimes I poop, pee, release in the toilet all at the same sitting....
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:23 PM
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how do you pee and release at the same time
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
how do you pee and release at the same time
Release...wait 10 seconds...pee
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Release...wait 10 seconds...pee
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:32 PM
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Some of you dudes are gross,
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Old 11-26-2007, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
I cannot believe that you asked that.

Or that this thread is at 7 pages.
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Old 11-26-2007, 07:11 PM
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Talking

Hey...guys like sex......any way we can get it. Obviously from the number of views...everyone is interested.
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Old 11-26-2007, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I have access to the Internet and 6 hours a day of just me time....
Obviously we both have too much time on our "Hands"
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Old 11-26-2007, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
Who is Whiskers???
Is he like the jackoff king of the Forum?
I thought I was!!!
mmm, maybe king jackoff, but not king of jacking off


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It's not fake.....I tell it like it is......4X/day is normal for me

I have a lot of hormones running around.
3-4 is pretty normal for me as well... x 18 or so years now.


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Old 11-26-2007, 11:36 PM
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Self service/personal schedule ftw
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Old 11-27-2007, 11:33 AM
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3-4 is pretty normal for me as well... x 18 or so years now.

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You got an early start didn't you?
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Old 11-27-2007, 02:36 PM
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Lol, its funny how half of you guys are serious and the other half are not.
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Old 11-27-2007, 08:07 PM
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Man....you fucking (and I use that term lightly) guys must have "stretch marks" in your hand! Damn!

Your wives: Babe, what are you doing? My pussy is dripping hot and ready!

You: Nuttin' honey!


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Old 11-28-2007, 02:53 AM
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??????
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by caligirl2k
??????
Back away from the thread slowly...
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by caligirl2k
??????

how you doin'? :wink:
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:23 AM
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Im good ... How about you?
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:13 AM
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Im good ... How about you?

You looking for business?? ??
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Old 11-28-2007, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Release...wait 10 seconds...pee

Floodin the cave FTMFW!
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:55 AM
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Im good ... How about you?
I'm assuming by your name you're a chick i know, some ppl around here like fool us lol.....just fair warning get ready for all the to attack
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by caligirl2k
Im good ... How about you?
Aw shit Im hard already.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Sometimes I poop, pee, release in the toilet all at the same sitting....
What the fuck dude....












Whew I guess Im not alone. LOL!
Oh yea why is it that sometimes I have to piss after I cum. Even if i already just took a piss lol.
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:36 PM
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what
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is going on here
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Old 11-29-2007, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by caligirl2k
Im good ... How about you?
im doing quite well. :wink:
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:56 PM
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still LOL ing
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:02 PM
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still LOL ing
to our favorite bikini-wearing drama queen - in the true sense, not the Jack from Will and Grace way. Time to update your thread?
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:07 PM
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not a drama queen.. just had problems, and was looking for advise.. but that's not important anymore. so no updates, and forget i ever mentioned anything
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:19 PM
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not a drama queen.. just had problems, and was looking for advise.. but that's not important anymore. so no updates, and forget i ever mentioned anything
yeah, you weren't really a drama queen, but several people were addicted to the drama you brought here. The withdrawls have been unbearable. Need... details... now...
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:20 PM
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wth are you guys talking about? link?
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:43 PM
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wth are you guys talking about? link?


She's only got 180 posts, so it should be too hard to find what we're talking about.
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:54 PM
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not worth it...^ n/m
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:37 PM
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not worth it...^ n/m
Lazy ass.

It's all pretty well documented here, along with some other fun discussions:
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...5&page=1&pp=25
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:11 PM
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not a drama queen.. just had problems, and was looking for advise.. but that's not important anymore. so no updates, and forget i ever mentioned anything
So that probably means she probably got laid finally
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:57 PM
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so back to the topic, cause i'm not hi-jacking again.... masturbation.. continue on peps
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:22 PM
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wth are you guys talking about? link?
Full hand to dick contact.

You didn't get the memo ?
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:01 PM
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OMG is this thread still going
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:05 PM
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Um? It actually died 20 days ago, until you just bumped it.
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Old 12-26-2007, 06:41 PM
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Um? It actually died 20 days ago, until you just bumped it.
No, it's very much alive, like really recent. Look at the last post: Today, 6:41 pm!
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Old 12-26-2007, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by IlliNorge
No, it's very much alive, like really recent. Look at the last post: Today, 6:41 pm!
Yeah, mine says 7:41


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Old 12-26-2007, 06:55 PM
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