Masturbation
11-13-2007, 12:54 PM
#41
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Originally Posted by Pete1burn
My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
Was something wrong with her hands?
11-13-2007, 01:18 PM
#42
Keeping emos out of
Originally Posted by Whiskers
How do you decide when is a good day to do it....
11-13-2007, 01:20 PM
#43
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Originally Posted by goose25
Only when the wife and kids are out and i see some ridiculous ass porn scene featuring a Japanese Geisha, a Puerto Rican midget and Kazakistani count naked upon a bed of seaweed surrounded by 3 seals and a water buffalo
11-13-2007, 01:21 PM
#44
Keeping emos out of
Originally Posted by Pete1burn
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
11-13-2007, 01:21 PM
#45
Keeping emos out of
Originally Posted by Whiskers
Japanese??!!!?
11-13-2007, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by goose25
Only when the wife and kids are out and i see some ridiculous ass porn scene featuring a Japanese Geisha, a Puerto Rican midget and Kazakistani count naked upon a bed of seaweed surrounded by 3 seals and a water buffalo
11-13-2007, 04:01 PM
#48
Bent = #1
Originally Posted by Whiskers
How do you decide when is a good day to do it....
+rep
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
11-13-2007, 04:38 PM
#49
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
+rep
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
11-13-2007, 04:38 PM
#50
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
+rep
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
11-13-2007, 04:52 PM
#51
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
+rep
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
And I do it at least once a day.. I can't fall asleep without doing it.
11-13-2007, 05:03 PM
#54
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Originally Posted by leolebo28
for some reason I can just hear green day playing in the back " bite my lip and close my eyes, takes me away to paradise" ...then ur sound asleep after all the festivites....LOL
11-13-2007, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Lol...some of these guys are yanking them off like that cat in your avatar!
And some of you guys with SO actually 
once a day?? That's more than what I did when I was unmarried and without SO.
11-13-2007, 06:10 PM
#56
Bent = #1
Originally Posted by Will Y.
And some of you guys with SO actually once a day?? That's more than what I did when I was unmarried and without SO.
My name says it all..
11-13-2007, 08:05 PM
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Each time I see a pic of an Aston Martin. 
11-13-2007, 08:36 PM
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lep's hand:
11-13-2007, 11:56 PM
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Is anyone ambidextrous?
11-14-2007, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
lep's hand:
11-14-2007, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
lep's hand:
11-15-2007, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Will Y.
And some of you guys with SO actually once a day?? That's more than what I did when I was unmarried and without SO.
To each their own, everyone's different. I think I would be MORE shocked if a guy didn't do it at least once a week!
11-15-2007, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by TSX Nightwalker
And that picture is just GROSS and VERY disturbing! 
It's really neither gross nor disturbing.
11-15-2007, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Smalls
Well since my wife doesn't put out, 3-4 times a week. When she's gone. or asleep.
Do you finish on her while she is sleeping?
11-15-2007, 03:57 PM
#75
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Originally Posted by Smalls
Well since my wife doesn't put out, 3-4 times a week. When she's gone. or asleep.
11-15-2007, 03:59 PM
#76
Well when I was with my girl, she would get sore before I had sex enough (we only saw each other on the weekend so I was all hyped when I saw her) so about the 3rd round she would tap out and I would use her as 3D pron and finish myself off.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
11-15-2007, 04:37 PM
#77
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Originally Posted by JetJock
Why did you marry her? 3-4 times/day would be normal for me if my wife didn't put out at night.
it was all the time before we were married
11-15-2007, 05:12 PM
#78
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Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Well when I was with my girl, she would get sore before I had sex enough (we only saw each other on the weekend so I was all hyped when I saw her) so about the 3rd round she would tap out and I would use her as 3D pron and finish myself off.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
Now...prolly once or twice a day. Its not even like I need to do it or I am all hot and bothered its just something to do to help me sleep.
11-15-2007, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by LotusTracker
wtf is it?