SilviaGTO

seriously though minch, i was expecting you to rip him apart a little more than that

Python2121

dont worry this guy is

thatguy

that dude is dumber than ME!!!!!!! (meaning his posts are dumber than mine, im a pretty smart kid)

03CLsPunisher

Minch da bitch, doesn’t that flow well? Anyways your post was kind of threatening maybe I should go put some honey on my balls. No need to get all jealous and envious( its obvious) of my post Minch. Your right I shouldn’t be getting with two ladies when a fellow CL member can’t even talk to a couple fine women, my bad dog. Later dip shit

YuppieCL

wow... killer calling someone an asshole?!



anyways.... chill on the personal attacks people...

punisher, thats great u busted ur load on her face, but why indulge in the fact u cheated on ur girl? i'm not one to talk, god knows i'm far as fuck from being anywhere near faithful, but i wouldn't gloat about it... anyways, to each their own.

and you especially, chill w the personal attacks... i warned u last time. you're banned next time

Doc Holiday

Dude, just SHUT DA FUCK UP. Minch got more respect on this board then you'll ever get. Oh, if you wanna post some shit like that, be sure to back it up, cuz ANYONE can talk the talk, but actually showing pictures, then you can walk the walk.

Hey Dbox, where you at playa? I think you need to show dis bitch his place.

darrinb

ur a fuckin joke man

Gilgamesh

It can't touch the bottom of a tuna can but he sure as hell can get all the sides...8 inches EVERYONE that talks shit about having a big dick does NOT have a big dick. Just like everyone that says they have money ain't got a dime, and the ones that do just sit back and watch people like you make @sses of themselves.

Oh and Minch

2001CL

your post sounds like you copied the first part from a cheesy ass porn magazine. Your fucking penial organ, who the fuck talks like that. Its ok if u just want attention and all cause u might not have friends but who the fuck are you trying to impress.

my .02 says ur ass is a virgin.

SilviaGTO

i think the purpose of his thread was to get a reaction out of people which it certiantly did.


thats ok guys. if its true, then he just sent another fucked up girl in the world to screw with the good guys minds.

1killercls

I certainly hope this was not directed at me....

Ashburner

Hey punisher, what's your g/f's phone number? I'll tell her all about your escapades and then I will screw her for you. Don't worry, I won't get it in her hair... her mouth will work just fine.

Pull_T

Much of The Method can be applied to vaginal sex as well, particularly the step by step steeping.

The vaginal canal can accomodate an 8lb baby and even you aren't hung enough to where she can't accomodate your organ if she is properly warmed up.

Perhaps she did not want to have sex with you and/or you did not cause any sexual excitement for her?

YuppieCL

no... dumb question.

notice i quoted you first, then directed the rest of my post to him.... if u read it correctly the first time you wouldnt even have to ask

chef chris

Yuppie...be nice to your elders.

TheThirdMan

ok i'll pull it

chef chris

Eh...all you girls are f-d up anyhow, no biggie.

1killercls

:P

1killercls

x 39982579548214

1killercls

sorry I am mildly retarded.

SilviaGTO

yeah and he aint helping now is he?

Gilgamesh

Ouch. That hurts.

SilviaGTO

agreed

Pull_T

You are a proponent of The Method?

SilviaGTO

lol whats the method?

Pull_T

I posted about a year and a half ago to spread some knowledge....a refresher never hurt anyone, so here it is:

The first thing that you have to understand is that your lady friend is going to be apprehensive about anal sex. It has been drilled in their heads, from a young age, that anal sex is a painful experience and it is to be avoided at all costs. Alot of potential candidates have been soured to the experience forever, due to the inexperience of a lover who just tried to jam their penis in their partners anus.

I learned my method through my many experiences in the country of Turkey. It seems alot of the chicks over there are taught that they must remain a virgin until they are married. They then proceed to only give blow jobs and partake in anal sex so that they can preserve their hymen. They get a taste for anal and begin to love the experience. The anus has more nerve endings than any other part of your body so anal sex can be more pleasurable than straight vaginal sex. This is the reason that the broads in europe will try to pop a finger in your ass while giving you oral.

I always start the method in the same manner: while partaking in doggie style sex. While in this position, the anus is clearly exposed to you. Like a painter with a blank canvas, you are ready to create a masterpiece. The most important thing that you need to understand before attempting any anal action is that the anus is a muscle. Like any other muscle in your body, it must be properly "warmed up" before partaking in any activity. It's the same reason we stretch our legs before we run a marathon. To prepare your body for the rigors of the task at hand.

So you are giving it to your female friend in the doggie position. You always want to wait until she is really excited before attempting to begin the method. It has been my experience that chicks will pretty much go along with anything when they are at a high level of arousal. At this point, make sure you have some sort of lubricant handy. Vaseline and KY are the best case scenario but in a pinch, I have used saliva or some of my partners love juice.

Slowly, and I do mean slowly, take your index finger and place it outside of her anus. Begin to play with the outside of her hole. A few droplets of wetness should occur in the area. Slowly, press your finger in her anus to your first knuckle, and no further. This is where you will need patience. Just leave your finger in there, as still as possible. This is the portion of the method that I like to call "Steeping like a cup of tea." Basically, your finger is going to allow for a natural relaxation of her anus. Once you have noticed her anus slightly loosening, begin to slowly move your finger around in a circular motion. Again, do not go past the first knuckle. At this point, it is safe for you to push your finger in to the next knuckle. Let it steep like tea again for about another minute until you repeat the process of moving it around in small circles. It is right about this point that your partner will start to get mildly excited about you playing with her asshole. Don't overplay your hand, my friend. It might be your first reaction to pop your finger out and jam your penis in. This would be a big mistake. Slow and steady wins the race. Slowly place the rest of your finger in her anus. After about a minute, slowly begin to remove your finger from her anus. Whatever you do, and take it from a professional, do not look at your finger. I don't care if she just got out of the shower five minutes before you started doing her, do not look at your finger. Nothing good can come from it, trust me.

After you remove your finger, look down at your partners anus. It should close up slightly, but the opening should still not collapse completely on itself. If it stays open somewhat, you know that your are well on your way to her anus being completely relaxed. At this point, you need to make a judgement call. And you must be honest with yourself. This is the part where you must decide if you should begin to loosen her up with a second finger or begin the steeping process with your penis. If you penis isn't dramatically wider in diameter than two fingers, then you can skip this next step. A good rule of thumb is if your penis is over five inches in circumference, repeat the afforementioned steps with two fingers vice one.

At this point, you are ready to enter her with your penis. This is the tricky part. A basic rule in life is that the closest way between two points is a straight line. But not in this case. Before you attempt to enter her, drop a nice dab of KY right on her asshole. She should have a pretty good idea of what is about to happen. Exit her vagina and place the head of your penis on the top of her asshole. Apply slow and steady pressure to the top of your penis. It will slowly begin to enter her and eventually the head will pop into her anus. That is my favorite part, for whatever reason.....when the head of your penis plops in. Moving along, begin the steeping process in one inch increments of your penis until you are completely inside of her. Take a minute to gain your composure and get yourself ready for what is about to happen. There is no turning back for either of you at this point. Slowly begin thrusting. When i say thrusting, I don't mean that you start longstroking her. Begin moving your penis back and forth in the same one inch increments that you used to enter her. Once she is able to take your entire penis going in and out of her anus, you are pretty much free to do as you like. You can bear in and screw her as hard as you desire as you have properly prepared her anus for the rigors of anal sex.

chef chris

"The Method"


Be careful...someone may volunteer to drive down & show you...

SilviaGTO

oh ok i gotcha. im not going to say anything further, i think there i just some things my girls dont need to know about me lololol

juniorbean

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And Yuppie posted to lay off of the personal attacks.. which did not happen, so it's closed.

He posted to get reactions... mission accomplished...