Dating & Relationships Love sucks. Now you can cry about it…

kissing

Thread Tools
 
Old 06-17-2004, 08:18 PM
  #41  
2004 Euro Cup Champions
 
dets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: nj
Age: 40
Posts: 2,885
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
you guys are nuts.


kissing is just a thing that happens. No public shit, that 's just raunchy.

But to think its disgusting? Please, yes it may be boring sometimes. But its a kiss. its just something that happens. A peck or tonsil hockey, i don't think any women would appreciate being told that their boyfriend thought kissing was boring, or disgusting.

CleanTl you still have that girlfriend? how? What do you do, shake her hand?
Old 06-18-2004, 12:10 AM
  #42  
Moderator Alumnus
 
YuppieCL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: NY
Age: 42
Posts: 4,493
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by CLeanATL
DONT BE A DICK. i posted here for advice and insight, not to be ridiculed!
my comment was by far the LEAST dick comment going forward.

but yes, i am a dick.... negative points awarded for not kissing your girl.
Old 06-18-2004, 12:47 AM
  #43  
Aspiring MultiBillionaire
 
KCheng's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 1,618
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by YuppieCL
but yes, i am a dick.... negative points awarded for not kissing your girl.
Haha positive points for being Mega Moderator!
Old 06-18-2004, 01:39 AM
  #44  
Drifting
 
kevin79925's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Houston
Age: 44
Posts: 2,879
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by phil2
Is it in fear of tasting her last boyfriends dick?




its sooo true tho... your gettin a piece of every guys dick she has sucked on when u kiss her... and she is gettin a piece of every girl youve eatten out.
Old 06-18-2004, 03:37 AM
  #45  
Suzuka Master
 
rise's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,010
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
I agree with the fellas here that say they arent into kissing their girls anymore. I think the longer you're with a girl, the less you are inclined to kiss her...(and do other things).
Old 06-18-2004, 06:02 AM
  #46  
Suzuka Master
 
Mike 350Z's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: MD
Age: 40
Posts: 5,124
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by kevin79925



its sooo true tho... your gettin a piece of every guys dick she has sucked on when u kiss her... and she is gettin a piece of every girl youve eatten out.
Yeah, but if she's brushed her teeth recently, you're not really getting any pieces of other dicks, just the symbolism i guess.
Old 06-18-2004, 02:19 PM
  #47  
_
Thread Starter
 
CLeanATL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Atlanta
Age: 40
Posts: 1,227
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Casper98CL
ok.. this is gonna sound it but not meant to be offensive...

you have some serious inner self issues... you definitely have OCD... and that can play a big factor in it... Its the coodies syndrome and its retared IMO... But then there are also intimacy issues... not holding hands witha girl you love? not kissing the girl you love? maybe you just dont care enough about her and have found it to be your fault ("aI find it disgusting")... do you have sex? is it through a sheet?

once again I know this sounds harsher than I intend it to.. but damn bro!!!
alright dr. phil. ... your not very nice
Old 06-18-2004, 02:47 PM
  #48  
Go Noles!
 
supermegaglossy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Estero/Tallahassee, FL
Age: 39
Posts: 980
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
dude... if you dont' kiss.. how do you get horny? i know if a guy is a good kisser, i'm turned on instantly. if he sucks, well then i guess he's not getting any ass. but maybe that only works since i'm a girl..

kissing = ESSENTIAL to a good sex life.... hell, a good relationship for that matter.
Old 06-18-2004, 03:50 PM
  #49  
Yeehaw
 
BEETROOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chandler, Arizona
Age: 44
Posts: 20,972
Received 26 Likes on 5 Posts
Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
dude... if you dont' kiss.. how do you get horny? i know if a guy is a good kisser, i'm turned on instantly. if he sucks, well then i guess he's not getting any ass. but maybe that only works since i'm a girl..

kissing = ESSENTIAL to a good sex life.... hell, a good relationship for that matter.

theres other things besides kissing.

lots of other cultures dont kiss at all. its not something that has to go hand in hand with sex, people just do it because its our culture.

i don't like it, its boring and it doesn't feel good or anything so why bother.

i kiss girls when i start dating them but i phase it out as soon as possible.
Old 06-18-2004, 03:53 PM
  #50  
Team Owner
 
Always Dirty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 28,853
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by BEETROOT
theres other things besides kissing.
There are lots of other things. Like Hot Carls and Donkey Punches.
Old 06-18-2004, 04:37 PM
  #51  
has Gloryhole Girls in
 
phil2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ballston Lake, NY
Age: 48
Posts: 11,473
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
There are lots of other things. Like Hot Carls and Donkey Punches.


Dont forget the............

Dirty Swirly
While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.

or the......

Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

and lastly my favorite.....

Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

Old 06-18-2004, 04:38 PM
  #52  
Team Owner
 
Always Dirty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 28,853
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
You are the only other person I know who knows the dogs in a bathtub term
Old 06-18-2004, 04:43 PM
  #53  
has Gloryhole Girls in
 
phil2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ballston Lake, NY
Age: 48
Posts: 11,473
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
You are the only other person I know who knows the dogs in a bathtub term

Thats nothing my other favorites include...

Cold Lunch
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

Old 06-18-2004, 04:43 PM
  #54  
Yeehaw
 
BEETROOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chandler, Arizona
Age: 44
Posts: 20,972
Received 26 Likes on 5 Posts
Originally Posted by phil2

Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.



similar to that is

the rodeo
your doing a girl from behind and yell 'go' and two or more of your friends jump out of the closet and run around the room yelling 'yeehaw' and other cowboy noises and you see if you can keep bangin the girl for 8 seconds.
Old 06-18-2004, 05:34 PM
  #55  
Suzuka Master
 
rise's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 6,010
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
i thought the rodeo was when you grab her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's!" and THEN you try to hold on.
Old 06-18-2004, 06:03 PM
  #56  
Race Director
 
SilviaGTO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: .
Age: 40
Posts: 11,409
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by YuppieCL
huh? so what the fuck do u do? lick her?

to say like hi or bye i just kiss her lips. i "french" kiss only when we're gettin it on or something...

ditto except change her with him.
Old 06-18-2004, 06:05 PM
  #57  
Yeehaw
 
BEETROOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chandler, Arizona
Age: 44
Posts: 20,972
Received 26 Likes on 5 Posts
Originally Posted by rise
i thought the rodeo was when you grab her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's!" and THEN you try to hold on.


i guess it could be anything that pisses her off while your doggystyle
Old 06-18-2004, 06:42 PM
  #58  
You Fawkin Kiddin Me!
 
Casper98CL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Westchester, NY
Age: 43
Posts: 4,501
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by CLeanATL
alright dr. phil. ... your not very nice

Dr Phil... more of an Adam Carola!!!

I am saying though... I didnt mean to be offensive.. but seriously go talk to someone I bet they tell you something you didnt think of!
Old 06-18-2004, 07:57 PM
  #59  
_
Thread Starter
 
CLeanATL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Atlanta
Age: 40
Posts: 1,227
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by Casper98CL
Dr Phil... more of an Adam Carola!!!

I am saying though... I didnt mean to be offensive.. but seriously go talk to someone I bet they tell you something you didnt think of!
no your DEF. no adam corola!!! when i posted this i was drunk and my girl was drunk and she came into the comp. room and was kissing my neck and shit and when she proceeded to kiss my lips i was like ..... can u see im on the comp? talking to these other a-cl whores? obviously she got pissed, i didnt get any drunk sex-but that is irrelevant beacause more often than not i am on a-cl.com,ebay while my horny and willing g/f falls asleep in the other room.
Old 06-18-2004, 07:58 PM
  #60  
goldeneye style
 
moonraker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 894
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
haha i love how this thread has progessed to all the sexual terms for crazy ass shit only very few ppl would actually do with a girl.

but anyways i donno what your deal is man but i french kissed my exgf all the time even right when we started dating.

i think its easy to tell tho that girls are WAY more into kissing than guys are.. in almost every case. there are very few guys i know who feel the same way as girls. kissin is fun and all sometimes.. just not ALL the time.
Old 06-18-2004, 07:59 PM
  #61  
_
Thread Starter
 
CLeanATL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Atlanta
Age: 40
Posts: 1,227
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
dude... if you dont' kiss.. how do you get horny? i know if a guy is a good kisser, i'm turned on instantly. if he sucks, well then i guess he's not getting any ass. but maybe that only works since i'm a girl..

kissing = ESSENTIAL to a good sex life.... hell, a good relationship for that matter.
i demand to see some pics if you continue responding to this thread
Old 06-18-2004, 08:58 PM
  #62  
has Gloryhole Girls in
 
phil2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ballston Lake, NY
Age: 48
Posts: 11,473
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by CLeanATL
i demand to see some pics if you continue responding to this thread



I definately want to see...

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

:P
Old 06-19-2004, 12:43 AM
  #63  
still a Masshole
 
ferizzo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: New York, NY
Posts: 8,774
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
I thought the cleveland steamer was when you shat on a girls chest (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...nd+steamer&f=1). A variant is the california mudslide.

Anyway, I prefer to give the chick a dirty sanchez or a whodini
Old 06-20-2004, 04:57 PM
  #64  
Go Noles!
 
supermegaglossy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Estero/Tallahassee, FL
Age: 39
Posts: 980
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by CLeanATL
i demand to see some pics if you continue responding to this thread

http://community.webshots.com/user/scubasteeves

click on the "Andrea" album.

you guys are too horny for your own good... except the guy who doesn't like kissing
Old 06-20-2004, 06:52 PM
  #65  
still a Masshole
 
ferizzo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: New York, NY
Posts: 8,774
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
http://community.webshots.com/user/scubasteeves

click on the "Andrea" album.

you guys are too horny for your own good... except the guy who doesn't like kissing
:lickit:
Old 06-20-2004, 09:12 PM
  #66  
_
Thread Starter
 
CLeanATL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Atlanta
Age: 40
Posts: 1,227
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
http://community.webshots.com/user/scubasteeves

click on the "Andrea" album.

you guys are too horny for your own good... except the guy who doesn't like kissing
hay im horny.....just not oraly.........i'll be in FL in 4 days
Old 06-21-2004, 08:15 AM
  #67  
Team Owner
 
Always Dirty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 28,853
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
http://community.webshots.com/user/scubasteeves

click on the "Andrea" album.

you guys are too horny for your own good... except the guy who doesn't like kissing
Cute and republican!
Old 06-21-2004, 11:16 AM
  #68  
Drifting
 
Rock2534's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
Age: 49
Posts: 2,619
Received 15 Likes on 15 Posts
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
There are lots of other things. Like Hot Carls and Donkey Punches.
whats a hot carl?
Old 06-21-2004, 11:51 AM
  #69  
Team Owner
 
Always Dirty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 28,853
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Not the definition I heard before but from the urban dictionary:

Hot-Carl


When the reciever of anal sex immediatly returns the favor with oral sex. In affect, slobbing their own asshole.

"after i fucked her in the butt she gave me a hot-carl. I made her brush her teeth after that."
Old 06-21-2004, 12:49 PM
  #70  
Drifting
 
Rock2534's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
Age: 49
Posts: 2,619
Received 15 Likes on 15 Posts
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Not the definition I heard before but from the urban dictionary:

Hot-Carl


When the reciever of anal sex immediatly returns the favor with oral sex. In affect, slobbing their own asshole.

"after i fucked her in the butt she gave me a hot-carl. I made her brush her teeth after that."
nice
Old 06-21-2004, 01:36 PM
  #71  
Registered Big Dog
 
BC2G's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Age: 40
Posts: 5,909
Received 9 Likes on 9 Posts
i love kissing... never stopped w/ my girlfriends...kissing is awesome..... good at it too....
Old 06-21-2004, 01:44 PM
  #72  
Team Owner
 
Always Dirty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 28,853
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by CLean B
kissing is awesome..... good at it too....
:P
Old 06-21-2004, 01:44 PM
  #73  
has Gloryhole Girls in
 
phil2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ballston Lake, NY
Age: 48
Posts: 11,473
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Not the definition I heard before but from the urban dictionary:

Hot-Carl


When the reciever of anal sex immediatly returns the favor with oral sex. In affect, slobbing their own asshole.

"after i fucked her in the butt she gave me a hot-carl. I made her brush her teeth after that."

:lickit:
Old 06-21-2004, 04:56 PM
  #74  
horny =
iTrader: (1)
 
bent09's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Katy, TX
Age: 45
Posts: 5,172
Received 6 Likes on 6 Posts
I am laughing so fucking hard. dirty and phil are cracking me up.
Old 07-05-2004, 02:43 AM
  #75  
Banned
 
kumar6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: zero
Posts: 1,550
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
yeah, kissing is sometimes more fun. i mean you can kiss for hours and not get tired.

damn dude, you better get over that issue quick. the first guy that gives her a real kiss is gonna steal her away from you.

and hold the girls hand you sissy.

holla,

kumar
Old 07-05-2004, 02:48 AM
  #76  
Yeehaw
 
BEETROOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Chandler, Arizona
Age: 44
Posts: 20,972
Received 26 Likes on 5 Posts
kiss for hours?

sounds like a huge waste of time to me
Old 07-05-2004, 03:03 AM
  #77  
The Third Ball
 
Sarlacc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Age: 45
Posts: 49,197
Received 4,847 Likes on 2,586 Posts
Originally Posted by BEETROOT
similar to that is

the rodeo
your doing a girl from behind and yell 'go' and two or more of your friends jump out of the closet and run around the room yelling 'yeehaw' and other cowboy noises and you see if you can keep bangin the girl for 8 seconds.
A play on this, also call riding the bull:

banging a girl doggiestyle, suddenly pinch her nipples and call her by another chicks name and see how long it takes for her to buck you off.
Old 07-05-2004, 03:03 AM
  #78  
The Third Ball
 
Sarlacc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Age: 45
Posts: 49,197
Received 4,847 Likes on 2,586 Posts
Sweet page four ownage.
Old 07-07-2004, 10:16 AM
  #79  
still a Masshole
 
ferizzo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: New York, NY
Posts: 8,774
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Originally Posted by kumar6
yeah, kissing is sometimes more fun. i mean you can kiss for hours and not get tired.

damn dude, you better get over that issue quick. the first guy that gives her a real kiss is gonna steal her away from you.

and hold the girls hand you sissy.

holla,

kumar
fuck that shit! kissing for hours....I got other things to do.
Old 07-07-2004, 05:43 PM
  #80  
Suzuka Master
 
sasha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: D.istrict of C.orruption
Age: 44
Posts: 6,251
Received 71 Likes on 28 Posts
Originally Posted by BEETROOT
kiss for hours?

sounds like a huge waste of time to me

He was just exaggerating...

The point is, kissing really turns on most women. If you want your girl to get hot and horny, kiss her with different rhythms (slow, fast, gentle, with biting, etc.) then slowly explore her body at the same time. Do not forget to nibble the ears and lick the neck.




Quick Reply: kissing



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:41 AM.