you guys are nuts.


kissing is just a thing that happens. No public shit, that 's just raunchy.

But to think its disgusting? Please, yes it may be boring sometimes. But its a kiss. its just something that happens. A peck or tonsil hockey, i don't think any women would appreciate being told that their boyfriend thought kissing was boring, or disgusting.

CleanTl you still have that girlfriend? how? What do you do, shake her hand?

 

my comment was by far the LEAST dick comment going forward.

but yes, i am a dick.... negative points awarded for not kissing your girl.

 

Haha positive points for being Mega Moderator!

 

its sooo true tho... your gettin a piece of every guys dick she has sucked on when u kiss her... and she is gettin a piece of every girl youve eatten out.

 

I agree with the fellas here that say they arent into kissing their girls anymore. I think the longer you're with a girl, the less you are inclined to kiss her...(and do other things).

 

Yeah, but if she's brushed her teeth recently, you're not really getting any pieces of other dicks, just the symbolism i guess.

 

alright dr. phil. ... your not very nice

 

dude... if you dont' kiss.. how do you get horny? i know if a guy is a good kisser, i'm turned on instantly. if he sucks, well then i guess he's not getting any ass. but maybe that only works since i'm a girl..

kissing = ESSENTIAL to a good sex life.... hell, a good relationship for that matter.

 

theres other things besides kissing.

lots of other cultures dont kiss at all. its not something that has to go hand in hand with sex, people just do it because its our culture.

i don't like it, its boring and it doesn't feel good or anything so why bother.

i kiss girls when i start dating them but i phase it out as soon as possible.

 

There are lots of other things. Like Hot Carls and Donkey Punches.

 

Dont forget the............

Dirty Swirly
While boning a chick doggie style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of shit, or some hot piss, or both), stick her head in the toilet and flush...she'll dig it.

or the......

Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

and lastly my favorite.....

Cleveland Steamer
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

 

You are the only other person I know who knows the dogs in a bathtub term

 

Thats nothing my other favorites include...

Cold Lunch
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

The Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

Blumpy
You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

 

similar to that is

the rodeo
your doing a girl from behind and yell 'go' and two or more of your friends jump out of the closet and run around the room yelling 'yeehaw' and other cowboy noises and you see if you can keep bangin the girl for 8 seconds.

 

i thought the rodeo was when you grab her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's!" and THEN you try to hold on.

 

ditto except change her with him.

 

i guess it could be anything that pisses her off while your doggystyle

 

Dr Phil... more of an Adam Carola!!!

I am saying though... I didnt mean to be offensive.. but seriously go talk to someone I bet they tell you something you didnt think of!

 

no your DEF. no adam corola!!! when i posted this i was drunk and my girl was drunk and she came into the comp. room and was kissing my neck and shit and when she proceeded to kiss my lips i was like ..... can u see im on the comp? talking to these other a-cl whores? obviously she got pissed, i didnt get any drunk sex-but that is irrelevant beacause more often than not i am on a-cl.com,ebay while my horny and willing g/f falls asleep in the other room.

 

haha i love how this thread has progessed to all the sexual terms for crazy ass shit only very few ppl would actually do with a girl.

but anyways i donno what your deal is man but i french kissed my exgf all the time even right when we started dating.

i think its easy to tell tho that girls are WAY more into kissing than guys are.. in almost every case. there are very few guys i know who feel the same way as girls. kissin is fun and all sometimes.. just not ALL the time.

 

i demand to see some pics if you continue responding to this thread

 

I definately want to see...

The Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

:P

 

I thought the cleveland steamer was when you shat on a girls chest (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...nd+steamer&f=1). A variant is the california mudslide.

Anyway, I prefer to give the chick a dirty sanchez or a whodini

 

http://community.webshots.com/user/scubasteeves

click on the "Andrea" album.

you guys are too horny for your own good... except the guy who doesn't like kissing

 

:lickit:

 

hay im horny.....just not oraly.........i'll be in FL in 4 days

 

Cute and republican!

 

whats a hot carl?

 

Not the definition I heard before but from the urban dictionary:

Hot-Carl


When the reciever of anal sex immediatly returns the favor with oral sex. In affect, slobbing their own asshole.

"after i fucked her in the butt she gave me a hot-carl. I made her brush her teeth after that."

 

nice

 

i love kissing... never stopped w/ my girlfriends...kissing is awesome..... good at it too....

 

:P

 

:lickit:

 

I am laughing so fucking hard. dirty and phil are cracking me up.

 

yeah, kissing is sometimes more fun. i mean you can kiss for hours and not get tired.

damn dude, you better get over that issue quick. the first guy that gives her a real kiss is gonna steal her away from you.

and hold the girls hand you sissy.

holla,

kumar

 

kiss for hours?

sounds like a huge waste of time to me

 

A play on this, also call riding the bull:

banging a girl doggiestyle, suddenly pinch her nipples and call her by another chicks name and see how long it takes for her to buck you off.

 

Sweet page four ownage.

 

fuck that shit! kissing for hours....I got other things to do.

 

He was just exaggerating...

The point is, kissing really turns on most women. If you want your girl to get hot and horny, kiss her with different rhythms (slow, fast, gentle, with biting, etc.) then slowly explore her body at the same time. Do not forget to nibble the ears and lick the neck.