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Old 05-10-2005, 01:38 PM
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I stink...

Have you ever known that you stink, but started the process anyway?

I played tennis the other day and I didn't take a shower as soon as I got home. The wifey started in and I had to abort.
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I knew this was either a WStevens or PGATour thread.
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BTW, I always wash up beforehand. Even if it's just a little rinse and towel dry.
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Originally Posted by TLover
BTW, I always wash up beforehand. Even if it's just a little rinse and towel dry.

I've done that. I've found that I really have to work some lather in to be completely fresh. If I don't take a full on shower to rinse, I've been told I taste "soapy".
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Originally Posted by wstevens
Have you ever known that you stink, but started the process anyway?

I played tennis the other day and I didn't take a shower as soon as I got home. The wifey started in and I had to abort.
You had to abort, or she did? I can see her stopping you, but not you stopping.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
I've done that. I've found that I really have to work some lather in to be completely fresh. If I don't take a full on shower to rinse, I've been told I taste "soapy".
If it's been a couple hours after a hard workout I MUST shower first, but without soap. Sammy doesn't really care if I smell like that "man-scent" kinda thing, but he would if I reek really bad.
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Originally Posted by moeronn
You had to abort, or she did? I can see her stopping you, but not you stopping.
No way man. I have an image to maintain. No stink. Ever.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
No way man. I have an image to maintain. No stink. Ever.
With all the posts about your evacuations, I'm sure she's smelled your stink
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what's your level? I'm a level 3 player
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
what's your level? I'm a level 3 player
Either this is posted in the wrong thread, or you're talking about some "stink level" chart that I don't know about.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
Either this is posted in the wrong thread, or you're talking about some "stink level" chart that I don't know about.
I'm talking about your tennis skill, you fool.
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
I'm talking about your tennis skill, you fool.

Oh.


I was envisioning something like the terror alert chart.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
Oh.


I was envisioning something like the terror alert chart.
Freaking beginner, don't even know your skill level
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Originally Posted by jt24yo
Freaking beginner, don't even know your skill level
tennis and discussion about skill level = :ghey:
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I thought I posted this, when I first saw it.

I was like, hmm...did I post this last night when I was dillusional at the library.


IMO, I always smell good...so even if I smell bad, I smell good. I think your wife probably liked it...for once she could visualize being with a real man.
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wow... wstevens is back in full force.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
No way man. I have an image to maintain. No stink. Ever.

So you'll piss on her but not let her smell your stank ????
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So you'll piss on her but not let her smell your stank ????
I didn't mean to pee on her.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
I didn't mean to pee on her.
hey no need to get touchy.

I may not understand the attraction but some people like "water games"

Never understood the golden shower but if it is your bag than so be it.

Be proud man, be proud

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Originally Posted by pgatour1
I think your wife probably liked it...for once she could visualize being with a real man.

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axe body spray can come in handy
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
axe body spray can come in handy
but only masks the dirty secret lying in wait below!

also, you can always tell who just took an axe bath, that shit lingers wherever its sprayed like a muh-fucker. especially for someone like wstevens who uses a can per sitting
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And some of y'all think we Massholes are odd.
oddly over-sized assholes....
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oddly over-sized assholes....
That brings up horrible mental pictures...goatse anyone?
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