Have you ever known that you stink, but started the process anyway?

I played tennis the other day and I didn't take a shower as soon as I got home. The wifey started in and I had to abort.

 

I knew this was either a WStevens or PGATour thread.

 

Yeah but you're too stupid to know you have to be WS on the titles.

 

BTW, I always wash up beforehand. Even if it's just a little rinse and towel dry.

 

and he's back

 

cleanliness = gettin laid

 

I've done that. I've found that I really have to work some lather in to be completely fresh. If I don't take a full on shower to rinse, I've been told I taste "soapy".

 

You had to abort, or she did? I can see her stopping you, but not you stopping.

 

If it's been a couple hours after a hard workout I MUST shower first, but without soap. Sammy doesn't really care if I smell like that "man-scent" kinda thing, but he would if I reek really bad.

 

No way man. I have an image to maintain. No stink. Ever.

 

With all the posts about your evacuations, I'm sure she's smelled your stink

 

what's your level? I'm a level 3 player

 

Either this is posted in the wrong thread, or you're talking about some "stink level" chart that I don't know about.

 

I'm talking about your tennis skill, you fool.

 

Oh.


I was envisioning something like the terror alert chart.

 

Freaking beginner, don't even know your skill level

 

tennis and discussion about skill level = :ghey:

 

I thought I posted this, when I first saw it.

I was like, hmm...did I post this last night when I was dillusional at the library.


IMO, I always smell good...so even if I smell bad, I smell good. I think your wife probably liked it...for once she could visualize being with a real man.

 

wow... wstevens is back in full force.

 

So you'll piss on her but not let her smell your stank ????

 

I didn't mean to pee on her.

 

hey no need to get touchy.

I may not understand the attraction but some people like "water games"

Never understood the golden shower but if it is your bag than so be it.

Be proud man, be proud

 

 

axe body spray can come in handy

 

but only masks the dirty secret lying in wait below!

also, you can always tell who just took an axe bath, that shit lingers wherever its sprayed like a muh-fucker. especially for someone like wstevens who uses a can per sitting

 

another one

 

And some of y'all think we Massholes are odd.

 

you guys teh shizzle.

 

oddly over-sized assholes....

 

That brings up horrible mental pictures...goatse anyone?

 

I like dirty sex