Alright, I'll probably get flamed majorly for this, but I'll deserve it.

So me and gf decide to have sex. I guess in all the heat of excitement [ first-timer ] we didn't get the condom...So I stuck it in about 1/4 way...and realized "wait, wtf am I doin...?" and pulled out...got the condom and finished off.

And now she and I are having a pregnancy scare. I masturbated earlier during the day, but I'm pretty sure by use of bathroom that I flushed extra sperm out...I'm just afraid some precum may have escaped while I was inside her without a condom and I heard precum may contain sperm and all. She's 98 percent sure she isn't pregnant, and she's expecting her period pretty soon. For the first time ever, I'm so looking forward to that. There's always a possibility, and saying that over and over right now isn't helping me get to sleep, and I have work tomorrow at 10. She isn't showing any signs of pregnancy, not that I know of anyway. There any obvious signs of pregnancy you guys know about? I need all the info I can get.

I'm fucking scared.

 

It is VERY unlikely that she is pregnant. If you're really worried have her get a morning after pill.

 

Wouldn't worry about it too much dude. Highly unlikely that she's pregnant.

 

I doubt and the morning-after pill wouldn't be a bad idea to caom your nerves.

 

is that possible? i mean just sticking it in 1/4 way once? if she is preg, that means you got supersperm or something.

 

Oh yeah, in the future:

 

Seriously...get her on the pill or the shot .....Condoms are seemingly too difficult for 18 year olds to use...no reason to be unsafe.

 

If she is pregnant, let all of us know, because this child is the messiah.

 

Dude, it's not even a guaranteed thing if you jizz the chick while all the way in. You should be fine.

If in doubt, have her shoved off a 10 story building.










j/k...you'll be fine dude.

 

damm mystik sounds like you need t go to defcon 4 lil buddy. dont worry youll be fine

 

dude dont sweat it. Your fine.

 

I hear the shot makes women psycho (well, more psycho than normal), and if they can't handle the condom, i don't know how she'll handle taking the pill at the exact same time every day.

 

 

Possible but very unlikely.

 

Yeah, I feel better, thanks guys. Hah, I may have overexaggerated a bit...And she has no pills just yet...I have no idea why she hasn't invested in those, but I guess I'll try to persuade her into it.

But yeah, I feel ridiculous now.

 

I guess this is what happened to Henry's friends girlfriend, she got all psycho and broke teh plasma tv.

 

can never lose with your freind the wire hanger

 

hey just in time for christmas

 

This is the only part of the story I think you should have left out. You should be fine, unless she is super duper fertile.

 

 

Just kick her in the stomach a few times. That should take care of it.

 

Seriously, you'll be fine. It would be absolutely amazing if she got pregnant from that.

Speaking of the pill, why don't you take the initiative and get on the male version of the pill

 

actually it would be born in the late summer, early fall of next year

 

I'm retarded

 

if she is pregnant, dump the ho, cause it isnt yours.

 

haha

 

She's been abnormally tired all week...One of the signs of early pregnancy...

Just one though. Mebbe it's something else.