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Old 08-03-2004, 11:51 PM
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want me to get you one??LOL
No...No...No...
Old 08-12-2004, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
get yourself a sapphire seductress, those things look cOol. I'd rock it if I were male

I searched yahoo for Sapphire Seductress and all i got was

"Request blocked by your IT department, if you feel this is a Website that should not be blocked please contact you system administrator. Thank you "


Must be some good shit
Old 08-12-2004, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I searched yahoo for Sapphire Seductress and all i got was

"Request blocked by your IT department, if you feel this is a Website that should not be blocked please contact you system administrator. Thank you "


Must be some good shit
Old 08-12-2004, 10:04 PM
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http://www.mypleasure.com/store/prod...31&AID=Inktomi

Old 08-12-2004, 11:12 PM
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Old 08-25-2004, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
looks better than just a hand
Old 08-26-2004, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
girl i know just bought me one...
Old 08-26-2004, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by evilstorm
girl i know just bought me one...
Give a review
Old 08-26-2004, 11:23 PM
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i can tell u havent jesal, u actually passed my post count fawker
Old 08-28-2004, 04:32 PM
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damm this is some fuuny shit
Old 08-28-2004, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Months
sadly, . I need a gf
Old 08-28-2004, 06:00 PM
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Give a review
better than those celeb asses you can buy for like $150.
Old 08-28-2004, 06:02 PM
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get some prosties
Old 08-28-2004, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
sadly, . I need a gf
Old 08-28-2004, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ViperrepiV
get some prosties
You gotta be really desperate to basically ask for an std!
I'd rather fuck my hand or an inanimate object like these (NWS) before risking it with a street skank!

Besides, sex shouldn't cost you more than a meal and some drinks.
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Originally Posted by einsatz
Besides, sex shouldn't cost you more than a meal and some drinks.

Tell that to the girls I know :beenripped:
Old 08-28-2004, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Minch00
Tell that to the girls I know :beenripped:
Minch, nice guys finish last. TRUST ME. I used to be the nicest guy, got me nothing. Turn into an asshole, ball busting funnyman, you will do much better. If your too nice, your not a challange to the girl, she knows she can have you/walk all over you.
Old 08-28-2004, 10:18 PM
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Nice guys shouldn't finish last. I'm a nice girl (not a skank whatsoever) and the only guys that seem to be attracted to me are assholes and dirtbags.

And being attached isn't all that great, either. I wish I was single sometimes (like tonight).
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i'm getting some tonight
Old 08-28-2004, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
Minch, nice guys finish last. TRUST ME. I used to be the nicest guy, got me nothing. Turn into an asshole, ball busting funnyman, you will do much better. If your too nice, your not a challange to the girl, she knows she can have you/walk all over you.
That is sooooo true!!!
Old 08-28-2004, 11:52 PM
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That is sooooo true!!!
i know. god, with all my relationship knowledge and skills i should be the next Dr. Phil. Wait, Dr. Will, it has a good ring to it
The key to getting girls is a good sense of humor. Keep them laughing, MAKE them have a good time with you and your irresistable.
Old 08-29-2004, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by einsatz
I'd rather fuck my hand or an inanimate object like these (NWS)
wtf hahaha... u got that one bookmarked ?
Old 08-29-2004, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by 98CLChick
And being attached isn't all that great, either. I wish I was single sometimes (like tonight).


Got news for ya...being married almost 18 years has its' downtime too!
Old 08-29-2004, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
i know. god, with all my relationship knowledge and skills i should be the next Dr. Phil. Wait, Dr. Will, it has a good ring to it
The key to getting girls is a good sense of humor. Keep them laughing, MAKE them have a good time with you and your irresistable.
that only works for so long once you been together for years they see someone who is a dick they have meet when your not around and end up leaven you for them on some i need a break shit..
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Originally Posted by evilone
that only works for so long once you been together for years they see someone who is a dick they have meet when your not around and end up leaven you for them on some i need a break shit..
possibly, but i said it is the key to GETTING girls, not retaining them.
Old 08-29-2004, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ding069
possibly, but i said it is the key to GETTING girls, not retaining them.
i think you need to beat them that seems to bee the only way they stay around
Old 08-29-2004, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by evilone
i think you need to beat them that seems to bee the only way they stay around
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