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Old 07-28-2004, 12:18 AM
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I havent had sex in a long time

Should i wack off less to get me motivated to pork girls? I think i do too much self lovin
Old 07-28-2004, 12:26 AM
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Maybe it's the 1.8 engine......anything under 2 kills your rep














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Old 07-28-2004, 08:30 AM
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I don't think that will motivate you either, I think you should just try more, get out more, your bound to find some girl/guy/sheep/cat/dog/rabbit/horse.
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Out of curriousity, what is a long time?
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Originally Posted by anothercls
I don't think that will motivate you either, I think you should just try more, get out more, your bound to find some girl/guy/sheep/cat/dog/rabbit/horse.
Good one!

Don't feel down all the members in ACL haven't had none either.

























j/k You are the only one.
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[QUOTE=TypeSAddict] Maybe it's the 1.8 engine......anything under 2 kills your rep

two or higher will get you some. j/k
Don't focus so much on getting some. Chill with you're boy's and enjoy
yourself because that's all you have. j/k
You will find a chick soon just be patient my friend.
I'm single and I love going out with my boy's and meeting new girls.
Not necessarily sleeping with them. Take it easy!
Old 07-28-2004, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Should i wack off less to get me motivated to pork girls? I think i do too much self lovin

Look at yourself....case closed!



Old 07-28-2004, 09:31 AM
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sucks for you
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Originally Posted by anothercls
your bound to find some girl/guy/sheep/cat/dog/rabbit/horse.
that's some funny shit

but sticking to the subject, if you'd hit 'em right you wouldn't have this problem
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Jizzal got called out
Old 07-28-2004, 03:01 PM
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Try getting your own place. Chicks don't dig ducking your parents when your taking them up to your room
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Try getting your own place. Chicks don't dig ducking your parents when your taking them up to your room


Now that I have my own place , I have a nice selection....kinda wiers but its true
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whats up with all the noobs coming in insulting jesal like they know who he is?
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
whats up with all the noobs calling crazy sellout Jesal like they know who he is?
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Old 07-28-2004, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SilviaGTO
whats up with all the noobs coming in insulting jesal like they know who he is?
You mean the same way you insulted mikey when you where a noob.
I may be a noob in post counts but I been around the ACL block.
Old 07-28-2004, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Should i wack off less to get me motivated to pork girls? I think i do too much self lovin
excess masturbation shouldnt be that bad. Wanna get laid? Try hanging out. Meet the friends of the girls of your friends, maybe you get lucky.
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man evryone is being so mean to him. Just go out more, you shouldnt have any problem in picking up girls.
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This is like a minch virginity pity post
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Originally Posted by phil2
This is like a minch virginity pity post

If I had a pic of my friend's brother that is in Wyoming I'd show you an exact replica of Minch....
Old 07-28-2004, 09:32 PM
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bwhahaha i forgot about this thread. Anyways i wasnt serious you dipshits

Either way, carry on.
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suuuurrreeee u wern't serious......
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As if i ever worried about me masterbating. I will always keep at it no matter what!
Old 07-29-2004, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
As if i ever worried about me masterbating. I will always keep at it no matter what! Even if my mom walks in my room!
dude you should consider locks
Old 07-29-2004, 01:35 PM
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haha, the only problem would be if you are spending all your free time masterbating! Nothing wrong with raping yourself...its therapautic!
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dude if you are serious which i think you are, you ned to not only get out but find a way to meet chicks, use the internet if you have to. plus you should go to church, to masturbate is a bad thing. if i nut its inside a chick, though i perfer not to again until marriage. i hope i banged enouph to hold me over till then.
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Originally Posted by The Eliminator
dude if you are serious which i think you are, you ned to not only get out but find a way to meet chicks, use the internet if you have to. plus you should go to church, to masturbate is a bad thing. if i nut its inside a chick, though i perfer not to again until marriage. i hope i banged enouph to hold me over till then.
Can you rephrase what you inteded to say?
It does not sound right.
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you know what imeant, to go to church to keep your mind focused chief!!!!!!
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haha, the only problem would be if you are spending all your free time masterbating! Nothing wrong with raping yourself...its therapautic!

cant rape the willing
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i've been pondering the same thing crazy ..... i think the answer is no, if anything, give ur meat a rest from being beaten up

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This is like a minch virginity pity post
Ah ha,
Old 07-29-2004, 07:41 PM
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lol. so really, how long is a long time? days... weeks... MONTHS?
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me too...I know the feeling...or of thereof......I'm blessed to have SithGirl in my life!!!!
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get yourself a sapphire seductress, those things look cOol. I'd rock it if I were male
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get yourself a sapphire seductress, those things look cOol. I'd rock it if I were male
What's that?
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Originally Posted by DarkSithCL
What's that?
the person in her avatar.
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Originally Posted by mantis23
the person in her avatar.
You are a mess Mantis!!!!
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What's that?
want me to get you one??LOL


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