so i was at a bar friday night and i got hit on by an older lady, she looked like she was in her 40s, anyways i just talked to her for a tiny bit and then went back to my friends. personally someone at that age is a little too old for me, unless they're smokng hot and still look like they're in their 20-30s.

anyways what i wanna know what would everyone at my age would have done? and if thats ever happened to someone else...

ohh yea looks wise she was just whatevers.

 

Dude!!! She could teach you and mold you into a great lover that the younger women will lust after! Way to blow it :shakehd

Next time have her send me a PM :chuclke:

 

Are you hot? No. So stop expecting a hot Milf to jump on your cock.
You should have shagged her

 

Beggers can't be choosers...

 

Better luck next time

 

When my friend was 18 he lost his virginity to a 43 year old. To this day he claims it was the best thing that ever happened to him. She turned him into a man. After she was done teaching him, he drove the girls his age crazy.

 

one of my best experiences was a 35 year old when i was 23. she was cute, probably hot as hell when she was younger, but definitely knew what she was doing.

it's a whole different experience, something i recommend highly

moral of the story, go back to that same bar. soon.

 

 

yea man, you should have tried her. "you just have to bust off this first nut" :ib40yearoldvirgin:

 

They say the 40's are the new 20's these days. Women in their 40's are pretty horny. They want to feel they still have it. Not to mention she should know EXACTLY what she's doin in bed by this age and would be awesome! I'd be all over that.

 

older women are the best man..you blew your chance, to do whatever the hell you want with a woman.

 

...last year for about a month I was hookin' with an older woman... let's just say she was in her 40's... kinda looked like a young-er Sophia Lauren... all I can say is... she gave the best bj's BUT... she wasn't all that tight "down there"... which was kinda cool in some ways... cause I'd last a lot longer.

 

If i was not attracted to her in any way then i would have done the same.

 

what he said.

 

 

did you get wood?

 

I think you did the right thing Miz. You have to be somewhat physically attracted to someone to jump in the sack with them.

Or you copuld have got hammered and took her home.

 

If there was nothing attracted to her then I understand. But if she was cute and doable... you should have gone for it. As already mentioned above... nothing like an experienced horny older woman.

BTW, how do you know how old she was? Did you screen her by checking her driver's license?

 

How horrendous looking was she?

I'm just assuming if she was even half way decent looking this thread would have a more positive tone. :Yes:

 

 

Sounded like you just needed to drink more.

 

boo. IF see wasnt ugly i would have gone after it.

 

Miz, are you looking for any sort of emotional connection with your first? If not, you should have taken her up on her offer. Don't worry about the age thing...especially if she does not look it!

 

dude i'm going back to vegas on the 16th, you should arange to be there, i'll find someone to fuck you...or you can have my left overs..either way it's win win..just make sure to bring a camera lol

 

she could make you cum in 30 seconds

 

<-- booking plane ticket to Vegas... and bringing his canon with wide lens with him...

 

So could a Golden Retreiver.

 

Miz said that he was just talking to her...why is everyone acting like he would have bannged her on the bar. For all we know, she could have asking him for change of a $10.

 

lol

 

Don't forget the KY jelly! If she's in her late 40's, she may be really dry unless you're willing to go downtown to sample the roastbeef! Spitting is a good option as well

 

So she wanted to pay him for intercourse and didn't have the right change?

 

 

i dont know how old she was, she couldve been a very old looking 20 year old for all i know, i was just guessing.

 

she wasnt horrendous, but she wasnt hawt.. dammit i blew my chance, oh well better luck tomorrow..

 

Your virgin stock is rising....

 

do it miz!

 

Get a hooker.

Buddy of mine got a BJ from a prost in AC bout a year back - best blowjob ever. He came out n was like "She's a pro..."

 

id do it, if it werent for the fact that im broke right now, and my parents want me home after my finals

 

DUDE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! you want someone to touch you cawk and when the strange chance shows its self you turn it down

 

I agree with everyone here. If you are starving, you shouldn't be picky about what you eat.