View Poll Results: Mow much
Im not even married
34
45.33%
Im gonna get a divorce soon anyways
1
1.33%
less than 250k
1
1.33%
250-500k
1
1.33%
500-1M
4
5.33%
$1M +
11
14.67%
that jigga Jaydef is one crazy mofo
23
30.67%
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How Much Would You Sell Your Wife for?
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05-23-2005, 12:52 PM
#8
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Well, I'm not married. I figure my wife will probably cost between 200 and 300k (plus shipping from Russia); I would probably sell her for anything higher than 350k. A 50k profit sounds about good.
05-23-2005, 12:54 PM
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Nothing, who else is going to put up my groping, childish, drunk ass?
05-23-2005, 12:59 PM
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Can I wait till January to let you know? 
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/thank-you-sir-may-i-have-another-pic-307529/
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05-23-2005, 01:00 PM
#16
Interesting. Interesting.
My wife kicks ass. Would not sell or trade-in for a new model. Why?
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
05-23-2005, 01:03 PM
#18
The Oracle of Acurazine!
Originally Posted by wstevens
My wife kicks ass. Would not sell or trade-in for a new model. Why?
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
05-23-2005, 01:04 PM
#19
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and canadian = :idb:
05-23-2005, 01:09 PM
#22
I'm back, biatch.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
My wife kicks ass. Would not sell or trade-in for a new model. Why?
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
05-23-2005, 01:17 PM
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I'm back, biatch.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
My wife kicks ass. Would not sell or trade-in for a new model. Why?
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
1) She's hot
2) She's smart
3) She doesn't get upset if I play Xbox for 8 hours straight
4) She's Canadian
5) She likes going to sporting events (esp. baseball games)
6) She adopted my favourite football team (Redskins) and now cheers for them harder than I do
7) She doesn;t mind my tiny, tiny, miniscule penis
05-23-2005, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by teg_to_TSX
I don't wanna see his tiny, tiny miniscule dick do you?
05-23-2005, 01:25 PM
#31
Go Giants
In my case, my wife earns about 300K a year....So financially I would need 1 mil +...
05-23-2005, 01:30 PM
#33
Interesting. Interesting.
Originally Posted by wsklar
In my case, my wife earns about 300K a year....So financially I would need 1 mil +...
05-23-2005, 01:31 PM
#35
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id trade her for a Ferrari Enzo and a Mclaren F1 (if i was married)
05-23-2005, 01:37 PM
#37
Go Giants
Originally Posted by wstevens
My wife could kick your wife's ass.
05-23-2005, 01:37 PM
#38
Go Giants
Originally Posted by Jaydef03
wsklar, give me your wife. NOW
05-23-2005, 01:44 PM
#40
Go Giants
Originally Posted by mfkitson
I STILL can't believe WSTEVENS is married!! 