Thats all I do....Thats really all I know is the 2 step. (walk up and stick it in where it fits in) But then again I never dance with girls that don't want me there so it's all good I guess.

 

somebody lied to you

 

umm no because either they ask or I ask. If she's random go out on the floor and do whatever check for signs, make your way over and dance near her. If all goes well then boom. Walking up and just being forcefull is bad form and a turn off. hell a 3year old knows that.

 

that's not dancing........it's

 

that is the main reason I don't dance unless drunk. I don't even pretend to know how to "dance". I'm not proud of it, it's just that stage between drinking and doing home with her. It gives her a chance to "get to know me a little better".

Not to mention it's not to differnt from a girl asking to do a body shot or grabbing your jonny as you walk by, or that brush up or whatever. Don't get me wrong I'm saying it's dancing. It's just a form of flirting, a girl can "size you up", and you can play grab ass.

 

Whatever dude, you know you still bust a move every chance you get

 

I bust a move at every chance I get

 

I dance when im drunk and i suck at it.

 

good dancer = gets all da girls

 

Anyone who says that can't dance and they're the ones standing by the bar with their boys looking stupid and jealous of the guy dancing with 2 girls.


Go alf, Go alf, Go alf, Go alf........ Go, Go, Go, Go, Go

 

I came to drink, not dance.
If the rest of the idiots are dancing, I'll still be drinking, but maybe dance a little.

I actually used to be able to get down in my younger days, all the black chicks and white chicks that HAD rythym loved to get me on a dance floor.
Now I'm a has been, but everytime I'm walking through walmart and feel a smack on my ass, it takes me back to those dance floors.

 

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Go Chopper, Go Chopper, Go Chopper, Go Chopper........ Go, Go, Go, Go, Go