Dating & Relationships Love sucks. Now you can cry about it…

How embaressing.

Thread Tools
 
Old 12-30-2008 | 02:06 AM
  #1  
o4Komodo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Rev High; Drive Happy
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,076
Likes: 398
From: Scarborough, Ontario
How embaressing.

Bored so thought I'd share this with you guys. Little bit of a ramble/run-on

Went out with an ex tonight. We went up to the mountains and got frisky in the backseat of my mom's rental car [my TL was back in Ontario, while I was in Montreal for a visit].
Things got pretty fun.
Anyway, as I was finger-banging her she grabbed my 'lil soldier' [as she calls it] and yanked pretty hard. I'm not circumsized [I'm a buddhist so parents don't really care about circumsizing me or not]... and well... It hurt. During the midst of things glanced to see what was wrong. The fore-skin was wrapped under the head.... and well I went from a full hard-on to a semi. And it just didn't function the rest of the night. In that mean time we did what we can... still a pretty good night. Minus getting hurt---and her laughing at me and being somewhat dissapointed. When I dropped her off home, I drove a block away and tried fixing the poor ol' guy! It just kept hurting everytime it re-touched my boxers/pants. When I got home, I ran to the washroom for some privacy and tried to solve the issue. Honestly, I was freaked out! Thought I had lost it... but now it's back to normal. Whew.
Still hurts a bit though. Fore-skin feels strangely softer than previous.

And just popped in my head... she didn't let me feel her boob but she let me touch her vajayjay? 0.o
Old 12-30-2008 | 07:42 AM
  #2  
Whiskers's Avatar
Go Giants
 
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 69,918
Likes: 1,236
From: PA
Thanks for the visual...
Old 12-30-2008 | 07:53 AM
  #3  
doopstr's Avatar
Team Owner
 
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 25,466
Likes: 2,226
From: Jersey
I used to think I was missing out on something by being circumcised. I now see that I am not.
Old 12-30-2008 | 07:58 AM
  #4  
1killercls's Avatar
GEEZER
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 44,444
Likes: 2,227
From: Dunedin, Fla.
Old 12-30-2008 | 08:13 AM
  #5  
dom's Avatar
dom
Senior Moderator
 
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 47,710
Likes: 801
From: Toronto, Canada
Originally Posted by 1killercls


Old 12-30-2008 | 08:46 AM
  #6  
darksom1's Avatar
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 6,798
Likes: 4
From: Germantown, MD
Book report (due today):

What is the author trying to say? Is the author trying to say he didn't have enough to do the job or too much to do the job? Or was the author trying to say the job was too much for him?

Reports and forceps due today...
Old 12-30-2008 | 08:57 AM
  #7  
SG81's Avatar
Missing My CL-S
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 11,376
Likes: 13
From: Toronto
it's usually not a good thing when a girl calls your junk "lil soilder"
Old 12-30-2008 | 08:58 AM
  #8  
imj0257's Avatar
Q('.')=O
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 23,523
Likes: 721
From: DFW, TX
Originally Posted by 1killercls
right. on. the. dot.
Old 12-30-2008 | 09:06 AM
  #9  
Rock2534's Avatar
Drifting
 
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 2,619
Likes: 15
From: Lehigh Valley, PA
Why wouldn't she let you at her chest? Are they big or small?
Old 12-30-2008 | 09:14 AM
  #10  
dallison's Avatar
registered pw
 
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 38,822
Likes: 354
From: south central pa
that is ambarrassing
Old 12-30-2008 | 09:21 AM
  #11  
RMATIC09's Avatar
Race Director
 
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,434
Likes: 0
From: NY
Old 12-30-2008 | 12:06 PM
  #12  
JediMindTricks's Avatar
What Would Don Draper Do?
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 22,223
Likes: 1
From: Houston
Originally Posted by 1killercls
Old 12-30-2008 | 12:15 PM
  #13  
anarchy[sear]'s Avatar
KICKED IN THE BALLS
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,225
Likes: 0
From: San Diego, CA/Pittsburgh,PA
Lil Soldier sounds like a Disney Movie or something. Can't believe you let her name your private lil soldier.
Old 12-30-2008 | 12:18 PM
  #14  
Ken1997TL's Avatar
Senior Moderator
 
Joined: May 2003
Posts: 45,641
Likes: 2,329
From: Better Neighborhood, Arizona


It is NOT private lil soldier!

It is MAJOR Payne to you woman
Old 12-30-2008 | 01:36 PM
  #15  
Eggplant-EX's Avatar
Suzuka Master
 
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 7,305
Likes: 20
From: Pacific NW/Federal Way
if you are not circumcized, you have to be a bit more careful. Make sure you take a few hot soaks with the skin back. And make sure you are good with hygience (if you know what I mean).

don't ask how I know. LOL!
Old 12-30-2008 | 01:55 PM
  #16  
o4Komodo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Rev High; Drive Happy
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,076
Likes: 398
From: Scarborough, Ontario
Eh. I was bored and that was all in my head to say. =]
Old 12-30-2008 | 01:59 PM
  #17  
o4Komodo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Rev High; Drive Happy
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,076
Likes: 398
From: Scarborough, Ontario
Originally Posted by dallison
that is ambarrassing
I knew I spelled something wrong. Thanks... now it's even more ambarassing.
Old 12-30-2008 | 02:00 PM
  #18  
NSXNEXT's Avatar
Senior Moderator
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 27,921
Likes: 1,080
From: where the weather suits my clothes
Originally Posted by dallison
that is ambarrassing
Um yes that is embarrassing
Old 12-30-2008 | 02:03 PM
  #19  
2jiggy4u's Avatar
Instructor
 
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 174
Likes: 0
From: San Diego,CA
Pork n beans!!!!!

Lol
Old 12-30-2008 | 02:21 PM
  #20  
RMATIC09's Avatar
Race Director
 
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,434
Likes: 0
From: NY
lil soldier shooting blanks
Old 12-30-2008 | 02:25 PM
  #21  
paz840's Avatar
Suzuka Master
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 6,083
Likes: 42
From: St. Louis
Originally Posted by 1killercls
+1

Old 12-30-2008 | 02:28 PM
  #22  
anarchy[sear]'s Avatar
KICKED IN THE BALLS
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,225
Likes: 0
From: San Diego, CA/Pittsburgh,PA
Originally Posted by RMATIC09
lil soldier shooting blanks
NO comment I almost starting cracking up at work reading this. My co-workers keep looking at me strange cause I keep laughing.
Old 12-30-2008 | 02:30 PM
  #23  
o4Komodo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Rev High; Drive Happy
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,076
Likes: 398
From: Scarborough, Ontario
Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
Um yes that is embarrassing
whops my mistake. can't spell today =[
Old 12-30-2008 | 03:26 PM
  #24  
Rounder's Avatar
2008 Acura TL
 
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 3,998
Likes: 197
From: NYC
Originally Posted by o4Komodo
whops my mistake. can't spell today =[


ahahahaha.

and you spelled "today" correctly...
Old 12-30-2008 | 04:41 PM
  #25  
miner's Avatar
Safety Car
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,644
Likes: 312
From: The Woodlands, TX
Originally Posted by dallison
that is ambarrassing
Can anyone spell right on this board?
Old 12-30-2008 | 04:53 PM
  #26  
imj0257's Avatar
Q('.')=O
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 23,523
Likes: 721
From: DFW, TX
I can spell rite becuase I graduated collage.
Old 12-30-2008 | 05:18 PM
  #27  
moeronn's Avatar
is learning to moonwalk i
 
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 15,520
Likes: 3
From: SoCal
I'd say she owes you a few BJs for the trouble, but with her lack of proper handling techniques, she's liable to bite off a chunk. And it sounds like your "little soldier" doesn't have any to spare.

Originally Posted by Rock2534
Why wouldn't she let you at her chest? Are they hairy?
+1
Old 12-30-2008 | 05:42 PM
  #28  
myron's Avatar
Suzuka Master
iTrader: (4)
 
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 8,205
Likes: 269
From: Edmonton, Canada
I am not "snipped" and my skin rolls under the head with out any pain. Thats how its suppose to be, its not suppose to hurt. Maybe you should get snipped since you didn't stretch that skin during puberty like you are suppose to haha she killed your soldier
Old 12-30-2008 | 06:14 PM
  #29  
mitch14's Avatar
CL in lawnmower status
 
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,600
Likes: 5
From: Canada
^
and maybe it's her way of saying that she likes it rough lol
Old 12-30-2008 | 10:35 PM
  #30  
Gnate's Avatar
Custom User Title
iTrader: (10)
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 8,360
Likes: 10
From: Los Angeles
Originally Posted by 1killercls
lmao
Old 12-30-2008 | 11:06 PM
  #31  
darksom1's Avatar
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 6,798
Likes: 4
From: Germantown, MD
Hmm...lil soldier...or...fruit roll-up...which one? Is there a difference?
Old 12-30-2008 | 11:58 PM
  #32  
o4Komodo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Rev High; Drive Happy
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,076
Likes: 398
From: Scarborough, Ontario
Originally Posted by darksom1
Hmm...lil soldier...or...fruit roll-up...which one? Is there a difference?
Depends what flavored the fruit-roll-up is.
If it is not exotic-asian-flavored well... then no.
Old 12-31-2008 | 12:06 AM
  #33  
Distorted Reality's Avatar
iScrape going into
 
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 1,671
Likes: 1
From: |3.1.4 S.T.L|
LOL sorry dude that is kind of funny, but damn I forgot what its like to be young.
Old 12-31-2008 | 12:08 AM
  #34  
o4Komodo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Rev High; Drive Happy
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,076
Likes: 398
From: Scarborough, Ontario
Being young is good... but I feel old.
Old 12-31-2008 | 12:11 AM
  #35  
The Dougler's Avatar
Unofficial Goat
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 15,744
Likes: 112
From: Toronto
Originally Posted by o4Komodo
Depends what flavored the fruit-roll-up is.
If it is not exotic-asian-flavored well... then no.
Wait.......did you just say you like exotic asian flavored man-dick?
Old 12-31-2008 | 12:24 AM
  #36  
o4Komodo's Avatar
Thread Starter
Rev High; Drive Happy
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,076
Likes: 398
From: Scarborough, Ontario
Originally Posted by The Dougler
Wait.......did you just say you like exotic asian flavored man-dick?
LOL no.
What I said was in reference to Dark's question of Lil' Soldier and fruit-roll-ups being the same thing.
Old 12-31-2008 | 12:27 AM
  #37  
combat mediC's Avatar
Banned
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 3,481
Likes: 84
From: San Antonio / Houston TX
lol your little soldier = ant eater

grats on freakin in the rental car.
Old 12-31-2008 | 12:27 AM
  #38  
v6cord2k5's Avatar
seizure force field!
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,971
Likes: 115
From: Monkeytown
I think I just had an overdose of WTF!
Old 12-31-2008 | 01:32 AM
  #39  
darksom1's Avatar
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
 
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 6,798
Likes: 4
From: Germantown, MD
Originally Posted by o4Komodo
LOL no.
What I said was in reference to Dark's question of Lil' Soldier and fruit-roll-ups being the same thing.
Actually...you did just say that...scroll...
Old 12-31-2008 | 02:14 AM
  #40  
PortlandRL's Avatar
Evil Mazda Driver
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 11,212
Likes: 174
From: Portland, Oregon
Originally Posted by 1killercls
:lmao:

Jesus I thought I was the only one here...anteaters unite!


Quick Reply: How embaressing.



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:39 AM.