How embaressing.
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How embaressing.
Bored so thought I'd share this with you guys. Little bit of a ramble/run-on
Went out with an ex tonight. We went up to the mountains and got frisky in the backseat of my mom's rental car [my TL was back in Ontario, while I was in Montreal for a visit].
Things got pretty fun.
Anyway, as I was finger-banging her she grabbed my 'lil soldier' [as she calls it] and yanked pretty hard. I'm not circumsized [I'm a buddhist so parents don't really care about circumsizing me or not]... and well... It hurt. During the midst of things glanced to see what was wrong. The fore-skin was wrapped under the head.... and well I went from a full hard-on to a semi. And it just didn't function the rest of the night. In that mean time we did what we can... still a pretty good night. Minus getting hurt---and her laughing at me and being somewhat dissapointed. When I dropped her off home, I drove a block away and tried fixing the poor ol' guy! It just kept hurting everytime it re-touched my boxers/pants. When I got home, I ran to the washroom for some privacy and tried to solve the issue. Honestly, I was freaked out! Thought I had lost it... but now it's back to normal. Whew.
Still hurts a bit though. Fore-skin feels strangely softer than previous.
And just popped in my head... she didn't let me feel her boob but she let me touch her vajayjay? 0.o
Went out with an ex tonight. We went up to the mountains and got frisky in the backseat of my mom's rental car [my TL was back in Ontario, while I was in Montreal for a visit].
Things got pretty fun.
Anyway, as I was finger-banging her she grabbed my 'lil soldier' [as she calls it] and yanked pretty hard. I'm not circumsized [I'm a buddhist so parents don't really care about circumsizing me or not]... and well... It hurt. During the midst of things glanced to see what was wrong. The fore-skin was wrapped under the head.... and well I went from a full hard-on to a semi. And it just didn't function the rest of the night. In that mean time we did what we can... still a pretty good night. Minus getting hurt---and her laughing at me and being somewhat dissapointed. When I dropped her off home, I drove a block away and tried fixing the poor ol' guy! It just kept hurting everytime it re-touched my boxers/pants. When I got home, I ran to the washroom for some privacy and tried to solve the issue. Honestly, I was freaked out! Thought I had lost it... but now it's back to normal. Whew.
Still hurts a bit though. Fore-skin feels strangely softer than previous.
And just popped in my head... she didn't let me feel her boob but she let me touch her vajayjay? 0.o
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if you are not circumcized, you have to be a bit more careful. Make sure you take a few hot soaks with the skin back. And make sure you are good with hygience (if you know what I mean).
don't ask how I know. LOL!
don't ask how I know. LOL!
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NO comment I almost starting cracking up at work reading this. My co-workers keep looking at me strange cause I keep laughing.
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I am not "snipped" and my skin rolls under the head with out any pain. Thats how its suppose to be, its not suppose to hurt. Maybe you should get snipped since you didn't stretch that skin during puberty like you are suppose to haha she killed your soldier
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