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Old 07-05-2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I once put a vid on the desktop of my comp and she saw the file name "doggy".

I havent heard the end of it since.
On your desktop? You should know to bury it a little better than that. Oh, and also don't put it in your "my documents" folder like this one guy did. My roommate does computer services and was working on this guy's machine that had 73 gigs of pr0n in his docs folder that was mostly composed of .wmv files. 73 effin' gigs. This guy had less of a life than even myself.
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
I think the only time it gets bad is if it becomes an addiction and the guy would rather watch pr0n than use an actual person, like his wife.


It kinda irritates me when women are all offended by it. I encourage it...
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Originally Posted by SaraWI


It kinda irritates me when women are all offended by it. I encourage it...
how you doin'...

u got pic?
Old 07-07-2006, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Teh Jatt
how you doin'...

u got pic?
down, boy...
Old 07-07-2006, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I dont watch asian porn.
You also don't drive an Acura.
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Originally Posted by SaraWI
down, boy...
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Why is it necessary to call it pr0n?
Old 07-07-2006, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
Why is it necessary to call it pr0n?
Because some people have filters at work that block the actual word, keeping them from seeing threads.
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my gf likes watching it with me
Old 07-07-2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
Why is it necessary to call it pr0n?
cuz U n33d 2 call it pr0n
Old 07-07-2006, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
Why is it necessary to call it pr0n?
so ur noDeZ dont get haXorEd
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I'm gonna get this new girlt o watch some porn and see if she can bend in ways she never thought possible
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My wife watches porn before I get home from work....Somehow I dont think she has a problem with it.
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Originally Posted by Titand19
I'm gonna get this new girlt o watch some porn and see if she can bend in ways she never thought possible
You dont need porn for that...You just tell them what to do, and if they give you any lip about it...thats nothing a quick backhand cant solve
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ok so how wierd is this my mother in law got me and my wife "chocolate foam" not a bad movie
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The only thing that is keeping me from giving her a backhand is that she pays for more shit than I do. I need to be cautious wiht this, I'm saving bank.
Old 07-12-2006, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I dont watch asian porn.

@ that in conjunction with "Smallville"



Fuckin great......
Old 07-12-2006, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RJANACONDA
ok so how wierd is this my mother in law got me and my wife "chocolate foam" not a bad movie
Thats perfectly normal
Old 07-12-2006, 04:57 PM
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none of my past gfs havent had a problem with it
its normal for dudes in highschool to jerk it on a daily basis haha
some helped me out with it lol
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I introduced my gf to porn and she loves it. Atleast once a week she will ask if I have d/l'ed any new clips...and will review them and comment on what she likes. I'm pretty bad cus I have loaded porn clips on my ipod video and when in the car she will load them up and blast it with the windows down. To make matters worse I have loaded porn clips on my cellphone.

Interestingly enough my "mistress" doesnt like porn, however enjoys me taking pictures or video while we are doing it. According to her she should be good enough so I dont need to watch porn. Unless of course its the video of her.
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Originally Posted by RYANGP
none of my past gfs havent had a problem with it
its normal for dudes in highschool to jerk it on a daily basis haha
some helped me out with it lol
other dudes helped you?
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Ive got a good 40 gigs of porn on my PC...I think you're ok
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Originally Posted by RYANGP
none of my past gfs havent had a problem with it
its normal for dudes in highschool to jerk it on a daily basis haha
some helped me out with it lol

but it sounds like :ghey:
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Originally Posted by RYANGP
its normal for dudes in highschool to jerk it on a daily basis haha
some helped me out with it lol
Old 07-12-2006, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by RYANGP
none of my past gfs havent had a problem with it
its normal for dudes in highschool to jerk it on a daily basis haha
some helped me out with it lol
You really shouldn't be lettin dudes jerk you off
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
You really shouldn't be lettin dudes jerk you off
What If you're blindfolded
Old 07-12-2006, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Duhty
What If you're blindfolded
If you never saw the face, fair game
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lmao i feel stupid
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that's not what i meant.
lol
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Originally Posted by Big Duhty
You dont need porn for that...You just tell them what to do, and if they give you any lip about it...thats nothing a quick backhand cant solve

Why use your hand when a shoe to the head will do.
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Originally Posted by sxlova07
I introduced my gf to porn and she loves it. Atleast once a week she will ask if I have d/l'ed any new clips...and will review them and comment on what she likes. I'm pretty bad cus I have loaded porn clips on my ipod video and when in the car she will load them up and blast it with the windows down. To make matters worse I have loaded porn clips on my cellphone.

Interestingly enough my "mistress" doesnt like porn, however enjoys me taking pictures or video while we are doing it. According to her she should be good enough so I dont need to watch porn. Unless of course its the video of her.
You have a mistress?
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Originally Posted by TLuscious

Why use your hand when a shoe to the head will do.
I dont know....do you prefer a shoe?

Plus....where would I get a shoe from in the middle of having sex?
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if you're gonna use a shoe, you should just kick her in the face, that will show her whose boss.
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Originally Posted by Titand19
if you're gonna use a shoe, you should just kick her in the face, that will show her whose boss.
Sometimes...I like to grab them by their hair, shove her head in the toilet and flush...its good stuff
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Originally Posted by dom
You have a mistress?
well I dont consider her a bootycall cus I take her out from time to time....I guess I can use the acronym g.o.t.s (gurl on the side)...thought mistress would be a nice way to putting it
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Originally Posted by Big Duhty
I dont know....do you prefer a shoe?

Plus....where would I get a shoe from in the middle of having sex?
Oh yes, don’t you know I love to whack wannabe Cinematographer right in the Jugular. Except for Sexy Sarlacc!!!

Maybe he could give you some lessons on humor too!
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Originally Posted by dom
You have a mistress?
Meh. I have about 15 concubines.
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Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
we can watch esophagus gaggers volumes #6 and #8 and have a circle jerk ...




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Originally Posted by TLuscious
Oh yes, don’t you know I love to whack wannabe Cinematographer right in the Jugular. Except for Sexy Sarlacc!!!

Maybe he could give you some lessons on humor too!
I like it rough too baby

I'm not a very humorous person...In fact, people always tell me I need to lighten up.


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