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Old 10-07-2004 | 09:20 AM
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how do you try to hook up with your professor

I just started a new quater, in my Management Writing class the professor is a hottie, she is latina, i hear she is 24 or so, she got these long legs, fat booty, hips, basically she got a nice frame. I want this chick bad, the whole class is a bunch of guys most of them my boys, we all goin to try, what is some good advice to talk to this chick, 'm sure the school would have rules, but anything is possible.

As far as dropping pens to see what she got, she wears button down shirts with top two buttons out, so we have no need to drop pens, but she like an a cup so
Old 10-07-2004 | 09:23 AM
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as far as pics, it would be hard to get one, one of my boys got a camra phone, but it would be hard to get one, i'll see what i can do......
Old 10-07-2004 | 09:27 AM
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find out if shes married or not this time.
Old 10-07-2004 | 10:13 AM
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You don't, unless she comes onto you.
Old 10-07-2004 | 10:25 AM
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Old 10-07-2004 | 10:31 AM
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just tell her you need a little one on one tutoring.... work your game from there.... goodluck playa
Old 10-07-2004 | 10:51 AM
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come on there has to be better advice than that. again, i will try to get her pic in tomarrow, maybe that will influence you guys more
Old 10-07-2004 | 10:57 AM
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Chloroform.
Old 10-07-2004 | 10:58 AM
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Hey, good luck...It can work! Example -= My brother was a T.A. and he met his now wife when he was teaching her...

Its kind of a reversed situation...but its possible
Old 10-07-2004 | 10:59 AM
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Or you could always follow her to her car and Chloroform her like AD said
Old 10-07-2004 | 10:59 AM
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Chloroform.
Old 10-07-2004 | 11:00 AM
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Chloroform.


bad story but at my high school some kid put 3 Xs in the art teachers coffee and she ended up locking herself in some closet.
Old 10-07-2004 | 11:00 AM
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I think Chloroform is the only option seeing as this guy and all his "boys" are all going to be going after her. I'm sure she'll be thrilled.
Old 10-07-2004 | 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by bent09


bad story but at my high school some kid put 3 Xs in the art teachers coffee and she ended up locking herself in some closet.
Old 10-07-2004 | 11:32 AM
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again, no offense but weak advice, i thought all you guys were pimps how would you guys approach her.
Old 10-07-2004 | 11:39 AM
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We wouldn't. She's your teacher. Keep it in your pants. Are you really 27?
Old 10-07-2004 | 11:45 AM
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She works at Lace Manhattan, go on over after class and she will be there waiting to dance for you....
Old 10-07-2004 | 11:48 AM
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Old 10-07-2004 | 01:52 PM
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Old 10-07-2004 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
We wouldn't. She's your teacher. Keep it in your pants. Are you really 27?

why wouldn't you what you scared of college professors. obviously i'm surrounded by sissies because i know i want her, just never approached a chick this way, you guys are like ohhhhhhhhhhhh no a professor. lets mature a little bit here, she is a woman like the others, she is just teaching me how to write in business. all my boys are 25 and up and we agree we got to hit it, just how
Old 10-07-2004 | 02:08 PM
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Since you and your boys are sooo smaahht, why would you need to ask for advice from a bunch of folks?

Old 10-07-2004 | 02:09 PM
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Wait until everyone leaves the classroom and approach her with questions relating to writing. Then
steer the conversation towards what you want to know about her. Make her laugh and let her
know that you are glad to have her as your professor. Keep the conversation flowing and
interesting. Be patient because little by little you will gain her trust and eventually you could
invite her to dinner and a movie.

















Once she drains your pipe, you have achieved your goal. From there on its up to you on what
direction your heading. Personally I would keep going north!
Old 10-07-2004 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by DivineCL
Wait until everyone leaves the classroom and approach her with questions relating to writing. Then
steer the conversation towards what you want to know about her. Make her laugh and let her
know that you are glad to have her as your professor. Keep the conversation flowing and
interesting. Be patient because little by little you will gain her trust and eventually you could
invite her to dinner and a movie.

Once she drains your pipe, you have achieved your goal. From there on its up to you on what
direction your heading. Personally I would keep going north!

finally some advise, i am thankful, but this is easier said then done.

i see her tonight so we'll se wassup
Old 10-07-2004 | 02:49 PM
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Keep your composure and don't get nervous, relax. Try talking to her as you would talk to your other professors or a friend. You will never know what it could of lead to if you never try. Be brave!
Old 10-07-2004 | 02:54 PM
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we'll see
Old 10-07-2004 | 02:57 PM
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don't do it
Old 10-07-2004 | 03:05 PM
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JUST DO It!
Old 10-07-2004 | 03:11 PM
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divine looks lie we are amoung sissies here, i ask how to do it, they say dont do it. i thought there were men on this forum. i mean i am nervous but i rather strike out then not even try. i mean i guess we are the only ones with balls between the legs, these peckerheads are girlie.
Old 10-07-2004 | 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by nyc11758
divine looks lie we are amoung sissies here, i ask how to do it, they say dont do it. i thought there were men on this forum. i mean i am nervous but i rather strike out then not even try. i mean i guess we are the only ones with balls between the legs, these peckerheads are girlie.
maybe we just aren't retarded
Old 10-07-2004 | 03:31 PM
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Yo NYC, If you're single and you find out that she's single as well, then go for it! I mean common
you don't know if she could be the one. Don't let her slide away because of bad advice. I'm not telling you to harass her or stalk her, just talk as adults would. You're 27 and she's 24, what can go wrong with a mature conversation?
Old 10-07-2004 | 03:33 PM
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retarded? whats retarded about asking out a girl. professor or not she is a girl. i don't understand you "men" its like you are scared of chicks. take of your panties and talk to chicks you might get some!!!! And i thought i had to grow balls. We could pretend nothing is going on in class, its the last class we meet at one of our places and bang.
Old 10-07-2004 | 03:39 PM
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retarded? whats retarded about asking out a girl. professor or not she is a girl. i don't understand you "men" its like you are scared of chicks. take of your panties and talk to chicks you might get some!!!! And i thought i had to grow balls. We could pretend nothing is going on in class, its the last class we meet at one of our places and bang.
would you try to hit on your boss? I mean she's a woman, your a man, what's the big deal?
Old 10-07-2004 | 04:01 PM
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Interesting, b/c usually the student is younger than the teacher...i'd say go for it, but try to figure out if she only wants LTR or doesnt care about just hookin up. keep us posted
Old 10-07-2004 | 04:41 PM
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ur only chance of hooking up with her will be outside of the classroom. if you ran into her at a bar, struck up a conversation with her then u might hit it off. But in the class room? I don't think u have a chance unless she is the one that is interested. remnber that if u f-up , u'll be seeing her the rest of the quater/semester.
Old 10-08-2004 | 01:52 AM
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I am the professor muthatruckers! and this is how I swing it!












Old 10-08-2004 | 01:59 AM
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Lemme say something here
First of all, who cares if she is single or not. Everyone cheats, it's like as common as sneezing. Don't let a girl with a BF or something get in your way, unless there is a kid involved.

Second of all, It's about bullshit. There was one good response on the first page which you already acknowledge. But, yeah of course you have to begin the conversation with something class related. But it's simple to move it over. She's 24, she has to go out in Manhattan. If she is that good looking I'm sure she is used to getting hit on so whats the big fucking deal. Exactly tell her she does a good job in explaining whatever the hell it is she teaches, and usaully with a girl with intelligence you do have to keep a converastino moving and keep her smiling. It's a little more difficult to bullshit, but anything can be done.

Do well, fuck her in the ass before class.
Old 10-08-2004 | 09:04 AM
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tru, i am sure she does go out, she does sound country, se seems very cool, we were talking about personalities, she was telling us she is down for video games, sports, and cars, we were all dying, she seems like everyman's dream, she was saying she likes going to parties and organizing them .... i got it, we could have a party, this way she is available, and yet other chicks will be there, so if we strike out, we have back ups. i am finally getting advise. thanks
Old 10-08-2004 | 12:46 PM
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The key is to be confident. No cocky... just confident. Ladies like a guy who is sure of himself, knows what he wants, etc. If you're timid or try to hard, she'll see you as weak and you'll have no shot. It's a lot easier said then done, but I'm sure you can handle it
Old 10-08-2004 | 04:56 PM
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you don't - just wank your pud and pretend she is your g/f.
Old 10-08-2004 | 06:53 PM
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Someone is really gay. I got negative rep points for talking about cheating. and no name saying who it was, that's real cowardesque.
To answer your question, It's not a matter of respect, it's just a fact of life. It happens so much, been on both sides...who cares.


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